Trash.

The world is a catastrophe of confessions. And we are explorers, here create or destroy as we see fit. My name is Alix, 20, I am attempting to get a grip on the world. Also those are my knees.

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust

[idontwikeit]

“We were together. I forget the rest.”

— Walt Whitman; “We Two, How Long We Were Fool’d" (via oofpoetry)

[goudavibrations]

sodom and garfunkel

[goudavibrations]

simon and gomorrah

[eastafriqueen]

[mstheda-deactivated20190827]

Me as a parent lmao

[neil-gaiman]

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

he was in arthur.

[telebisou]

you're thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

[asingerofdreams]

that's Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

[neil-gaiman]

That's Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

That's Neil Simon, I'm pretty sure you're the guy who sang Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

[instantmonkeysonline]

No that's Neil Sedaka; this is the Two Trucks Having Sex guy

[unexpected-tigers]

nah, that’s Neil Cicierega, I’m pretty sure this is Charles II’s mistress

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

No that was Nell Gwyn. This is the one who wrote a bunch of Alan Partridge with his twin.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Also I will never get over how well Neil Gaiman knows tumblr culture.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was investigating the murder/disappearance of a bunch of kids in a small boarding school dorm-type place. There were 2 black cats there and as I was leaving without finding a single clue, I saw a white cat and looked straight into his eyes, and said, "The cat ate them," before waking up.

[seravph]

i think anne magills paintings and Edward hoppers are like .. exact opposites. hoppers has the distinct clarity to it, a sharpness in the lines and the angles that contributes to an overwhelming sense of loneliness in almost every one of his paintings. even in his paintings that dont portray isolation there is a feeling of separation

loneliness vs. aloneness

magill, on the other hand, has this haziness to her paintings that emanates a warmth even when the subjects in her paintings are alone.

both paintings feel so comforting, and even in the second one where the girl is alone she is still in the presence of the visceral world around her - there’s a familiarity in magills painting that she captures nicely.

i guess i just think it’s interesting because hopper and magill are two of my favorite artists and they paint similar scenes with very different tones -

I’ve always thought that hoppers paintings are a snapshot of urban loneliness - the distinctness of it, the use of cool colors, the stark contrast between the people and their settings - whereas magills paintings seem almost like memories - their use of haziness and blurriness is exactly how someone wild remember something, indistinct, full of feeling and lacking detail

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[mister-girl]

It has NO narrative purpose when my mum’s sitting next to me tho

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[queerpontmercy]

less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit”

[queerpontmercy]

you know what? i want this to reach the people who do this– especially the ones claiming to support trans folk (usually in really hollow ways lol i’m not bitter). keep reblogging– i want this sentiment to be widespread and for people to stop gendering strangers! especially in explicitly LGBTQ+ spaces!

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

um. fat people are allowed to be outside btw. fat people are allowed to wear clothes that do not completely flatter them. fat people are allowed to have their belly showing or wear clothes too small for them. fat people are allowed to exist in whatever they want and we dont have to constantly make ourselves look appealing + attractive. skinny people can wear lazy clothes and be called gorgeous but god forbid a fat person not put 100% into their fucking appearance every single day of their life

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[sadgaywerewolf]

One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get $50 for groceries” I can just donate $1000. Or tip my server their rent money. Like that’s the dream

[yllibots]

i actually think about this all the time

[randomslasher]

oh man or call the hospital and pay off all the delinquent accounts. Or buy a bunch of contracts from a collections agency and pay them off then call the people and be like, ‘yeah no worries.’ Or go to a used car dealership and pay for five or six cars and just be like, “Yeah the next person who comes in and needs a car, this one’s theirs for free.” Or like spend all day on go-fund-me and fill them up. 

Money is wasted on the rich.

[paramorecrave]

it’s been two days and i’m still obsessed with this answer from céline sciamma about portrait of a lady on fire

[memehumor]

Boycotting Whoever Annoys Me

[catnippackets]

me as an undiagnosed child obsessed with faeries: I feel different than the other kids my age, I think I’m a changeling

me growing up, finding out I’m autistic, and learning that the myth of changelings was very likely created to explain autistic and disabled children before any of the disorders were discovered and defined: