That just happened

Don't worry, I'm not the only one judging you for what you just said.

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One week until Spring break

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When the guy I like asks me to hang out

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Selling my books at the end of every semester

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When you drop your iPhone and the screen cracks

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When I overhear my roommate's parents telling the cat that if he wanted to come inside, he should've just knocked

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After running on the elliptical while your roommate's parents are sitting on the floor watching you

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When my roommate's friend comes over to watch the superbowl and then asks what sport it is

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When a guy you met once over six months ago randomly tries to add you on Facebook

Does it make it less awkward if he also sort of dated your friend? No? Oh. Ok. Well then. 

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When I decide to start going to the gym again after doing nothing but study for the past six months

A for effort?

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Trying to get caught up in my classes

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"I feel like everyone else gets annoyed with their parents, but that just never happens to me..."

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When the guy at Starbucks tries the exact same pickup strategy and follow-up that he tried last semester

"That's a really small computer you've got there..."

"It's an iPad."

"I've been thinking about getting one of those."

iPad decisions shouldn't take six months to make. Maybe try to use that time to think of a new conversation starter?

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"Want to go out dancing with us?"

"I'm wearing no makeup, yoga pants and a T shirt and was planning on going running right now..."

"We won't be leaving for 5 minutes, you can put jeans on."

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"Oh hey there again! What're you studying?"

"Pathology."

Amaretto: "Well look at you being a badass!!"

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"Hi, did my friend give you his number last semester?"

Me: "Probably...."

Amaretto: "Ok. Cool. I've seen you around. I'm An****. Ok well, catch you later!"

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"I don't get why you're still single..."

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What did you think about over break?

Classmates: 

Me: