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Jules of Nature
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Arthouse Muppets
Bert And Ernie in Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead
Art by Bruce McCorkindale
Bert And Ernie in
Tom Stoppard’s Rosencrantz And
Guildenstern Are Dead
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
I’m killing your parents before you’re born
Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.
Isn’t that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesn’t have to
Yes it does.
(well, not ancient. Modern. But you get the vibe)
my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture
It’s laundry time
please god watch this right now
The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.
Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?
Bamboozling the AI boner detector by giving my OC a really short cock.
@bjrdy00 replied:
…the AI boner detector?
Some platforms whose terms of service permit "artistic nudity" use AI image analysis to identify depictions of erect penises. I'm being 100% literal there.
Robot girl sph kinksters are having a blast
this one is for all the bots that hate Starfleet Academy
if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
More Brotherhood of the Orb extras
brotherhood of the bork
You have now traveled back to 315 BCE in China, during the Warring States period, and have become the Governor of Shu(Sichuan) Commandery. The King of Qin has ordered you to harness the Min River—a tributary of the Yangtze that poses a flooding threat to the Chengdu Plain. What would you do?(cr 扇子有画)
Dujiangyan is considered one of the greatest hydraulic engineering projects in human history. Constructed during the Warring States period under the direction of Li Bing, the Governor of Shu Commandery, and his son, it has spanned over 2,300 years and remains fully operational today. Water conservancy experts from around the world frequently visit the site. In 2000, UNESCO inscribed Dujiangyan as a World Heritage Site, recognizing it as "a living heritage of water management" and "the oldest and only surviving large-scale hydraulic project in the world that operates without a dam." It stands as an outstanding example of global water conservancy culture. The design of Dujiangyan is remarkably ingenious, adhering to the principle of minimal intervention. It works in complete harmony with nature, causing no ecological disruption. For over 2,300 years, it has had no negative environmental impact, embodying the Daoist philosophy of "harmony between humanity and nature" to the fullest extent.
The water of Dujiangyan is very clear, appearing green when sediment levels are low. The surrounding ecology is also thriving, with people often spotting otters—an indicator species highly sensitive to water quality—frequenting the area. A netizen from northern China visited Dujiangyan and was deeply moved by its grandeur. She later posted a question online: "I love Dujiangyan so much—would the people of Dujiangyan mind if I had my ashes scattered here after I die?" This sparked lively discussions, with the top-voted comment as follows:
Jokes aside, Cnetizens genuinely love Dujiangyan. Mount Qingcheng, where Dujiangyan is located, is one of the important birthplaces of Daoism. During the Eastern Han Dynasty(25–220 CE), Zhang Daoling cultivated his practice and founded a Daoist sect here. Mount Qingcheng is renowned for its "ethereal seclusion under heaven." Especially on overcast days, the mountain brims with a profound spiritual energy—a presence that photos cannot convey. One must experience it in person to feel as if stumbling into a realm of cultivation, akin to the world of an xianxia novel.
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I love u so much for adding the translation I love you so much I love you so dearly I am so
I’m hyperventilating 😲
when i reblog a post like this i'm trying to recreate the experience of you walking into the living room where an episode of "how it's made" is playing and you become stun locked into standing there and watching the whole thing
thunderbird warning ⚠️ sticker club design for april!
the "be not afraid"
creepy horror whatever where somebody accuses your childhood photos of being ai generated and when you go to dispute them you realize they're right
you look in the mirror and... the reflection? your reflection? is it your reflection?
“These photos are *obviously* AI generated,” a friend of a friend writes on your Facebook timeline, showing a time in your childhood you posted nearly 3 years back. It was around Christmas when the photos in question were taken, you were maybe around 6 years old. You’re in front of the Christmas tree smiling in the first one, holding up a brightly wrapped gift that Santa had brought for you. Pictures of you opening the gifts, pulling out toys from your childhood. Memories that you have from when they were taken, how could anyone accuse them of being AI? Just another guy mansplaining something he doesn’t understand, you think to yourself as you continue to read the message you already gave an angry face emote, ready to call them an idiot and tell them you were the kid in these photos.
“the tree in the back changes size and decorations between pictures, some of those gifts she got aren’t even from the year marked on the photos,” the person you only vaguely know continues. This makes you scoff as you look back at the photos, but then you pause. In the first picture there’s clearly a 5 pronged star on the top of your tree, but then in the 3rd it’s got 6 points. And a green bauble changes to yellow, and then to blue between snapshots. And the toy car you have in picture 5 is from the live action Grinch movie; that one scene where he steals the car from the tiny Whos and drives with his knees up in the air; but that came out in 2000 and these photos are time stamped 12/25/97. You remember scanning them for your mother and posting them. She still has the originals in a photo book. Somewhere. You’re sure she does. Where else would these photos have come from?
“and look at her face, her hair and pupils keep changing color and she has a 6th finger in photo 3,” the message finishes, which causes you to scour the pictures closer than anything you ever have. You’ve always been told your eyes were a sort of hazel color, changing from photo to photo from brown to nearly black to green. Looking closer at the photos though… swiping between photos 1 and 7, you look almost like a completely different person. And in the 3rd picture, just like he says, you can see the hint of a second pinky, sprouting right out of the middle of your actual pinky like a budding tree branch. Surely that has to be camera blur, you think as you look down at your own hands and count the fingers. Left hand. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Right hand. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Six?
You shake your head and wring out your hands before you count again, the sixth finger gone. But your finger nails… you swear they were shorter than they are now. You head to the bathroom, looking at your face closely in the mirror. When was the last time you even looked at yourself, you wonder as you stare into your own eyes. It feels like whenever you use the bathroom you avoid your reflection, keeping your eyes on your hands as you was them, or just elsewhere when you brush your teeth or style your hair and makeup in the mornings. As you look into your own eyes, each one looks to be a slightly different color. The shadow of your nose onto your upper lip doesn't seem to fall the right way. Did you always have freckles? You blink twice at yourself, and your reflection blinks a third time at you.
The success of Prop 50 in California and Newsom all but daring other blue state governors to go all in on revenge gerrymandering rules so hard. Pritzker has been luke warm to the idea of passing a new map in Illinois, despite blue super majorities in the state assembly and senate. Part of the problem is that Illinois' current map was already drawn for partisan advantage, with Pritzker defending the map on the grounds that as long as major red states are going to do partisan distracting Illinois wasn't going to surrender unilaterally. But now with Prop 50 passing in California and Indiana poised to pass its own mid term redistricting, Pritzker's argument for the current map applies just as much to why Illinois should pass a new one. This creates a once in a life time opportunity for Illinois to live out every polisci major's dream, and pass an Evil Map You think this is fucked up and wrong?
We can do so much more fucked up bullshit than this. The only real rules are that districts must not be drawn to deliberately dilute the voting power of any minority group (for the moment) and districts must be contiguous. Other than that, geometry is the limit. You can take one street and go house to house switching between districts based on voter registration if you want. There's an open question about whether or not you can map a district in three dimensions, opening the possibility of using vertical space to gerrymander individual high rise apartment buildings and condo units. That level of extreme fuckshittery rarely happens because the chances of people moving and fucking the whole thing up are so high, but for a mid decade Vengeance Map that is far less of a concern. So this is my plea to the legislature of Illinois: Don't let this moment pass us by. We can, should, and must pass an Evil Map!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.
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