Someone

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[mllebabushkat]

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

damn son, i want this more than those “reblog for a million dollars” posts.

[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[mxmaebie]

Sounds like Drunk History.

[mechhound]

SKLGKLSGHJKLGSHJSGDDHLJAGHDJGHGJHKSDJGH

[writingsforwinter]

If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-blogs]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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133 when will it stop?… never

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138….also it’s missing 51 and that’s making me cringe.

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51

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140 … I have the strong feeling I’ve reblogged this before but whatever

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172….. hey look I’m on this thread already, but suck it up I reblogged it again

[ugh-my-mind-snappedt]

173,,, yo, old me is on this thread!! now I’m doing it w/ the rebrand.

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You know, I don’t have the tag ‘long post’ blacklisted because for the most part the posts aren’t THAT LONG

But this…this filled me with irrational anger.

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190!

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fuck every single one of you 191

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[lolifanspn]

Félicia Noctua. Page officielle de la fanfiction Felicia Noctua

[science]

[sheisraging]

Comedy golden duo.

[woehasjoined]

Luke Mitchell Snail-racing in the South of France. 🇫🇷🐌

[princeharrehs-deactivated201505]

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

[princeharrehs-deactivated201505]

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

[princeharrehs-deactivated201505]

nearly a year later, we’re dating

[scarlestwitch]

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[herocopains-blog]

Le deuil d'une amitié.

Vous pensiez être arrivés à la fin d’Hero Corp seulement parce qu’il n’y aura plus d’épisodes inédits ? Vous étiez tristes et désespérés à cette idée ? Prêt à sauter sans élastique du Viaduc de Millau (oui vous êtes des connasses, on le sait, d’habitude vous utilisez un élastique, on est au courant de tout, ne niez pas) ? Bref, vous pouvez remercier Mélanie qui fait durer la magie quelques lignes de plus !

Par contre attention ça spoile la saison 5. Venez pas chouiner.

Afficher davantage

[wholoki221b]

C’est ma fic les gens ^^

[stardustcas]

jared padalecki aka the biggest destiel shipper

bonus gif:

[eternalroommates]

favorite cockles moments @ jibcon

[stacyjacks-deactivated20130902]

[manafromheaven]

MYGOD NOT THE HAIR THE FEAR IN HIS EYES OHGOD 

[makebeliever]

The Starks are together again!

[lolifanspn]

me, aged 11: oh boy! this is the year! this year i get my letter from hogwarts and i get to be a wizard!

me, aged 21: oh boy! this is the year! this year i get my letter from hogwarts and i get to be a wizard!