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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr havenāt reblogged this
X by 3
Iām older than 11
Me: *tries to put effort into a social situation instead of continuing to mope about it* Me: *gets rejected* Me: iām never doing that again. at least i tried.
I will never get over this post ššš
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šš IM FUCKING WEAK !!
when she says she doesnāt send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can“t
Thanks ObamaĀ
Entering a spontaneous dysphoria spiral triggered by an extremely insignificant meaningless little thing someone said
I feel like my closest friends would join MCR, idk know why
concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, āthanks, i stole them from the president.ā scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day
@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i donāt understand
itās this legendary horror post
it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are peopleāperhaps people reading this! right now!!!āwho donāt have the foggiest memory of this fucking post. Ā this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS
Tucker: hey how much money do you have?
Grif: uh, 69 cents
Tucker: Oh! Ya know what that means-
Grif, holding back tears: I donāt have enough money for chicken nuggets
To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video
At first I though this was a joke
Donāt ignore this Tumblr
Yet they still do even when itās right in their face.
This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim.Ā Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help. One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said theyād go and ātalkā to her.
The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time. No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.
#standing up for male victims takes NOTHING away from female victimsĀ #this isnāt an either/or scenarioĀ #you can pursue justice for male victims and still be 100% feministĀ #safer world for EVERYONEĀ
This is important. Just⦠everyone needs to see this.
Just because you are a woman abusing your male partner still makes you the abuser. It doesnāt make you empowered. It makes you a physically and emotionally/manipulative bitch who should be behind bars for false accusations when all he did was defend himself.
Hey people that think that feminism means women being held to a higher power than men!!
Justice for male victims is a part of feminism
Justice for male victims is a part of feminism
Justice for male victims is a part of feminism
Justice for male victims is a part of feminism
Justice for male victims is a part of feminism
JUSTICE FOR MALE VICTIMS IS A PART OF FEMINISM
JUSTICE FOR MALE VICTIMS IS A PART OF FEMINISM
JUSTICE FOR MALE VICTIMS IS A PART OF FEMINISM
JUSTICE FOR MALE VICTIMS IS A PART OF FEMINISM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feminism was the first place I turn to about my emotionally mentally and sexually abusive girlfriend at the time. I mean it only makes sense I was a feminist practice since high school. The feminist that I knew were people that I looked up to.Ā These feminist were my professor, a therapist, some classmates and two of my closest friends. I believed in feminism and I trusted them but when they saw what I was going through over and over again THEY DID NOTHING.
When I talk to them about itĀ they blame toxic the masculinity an patriarchy on her actions. in short it wasnāt her fault when she would threaten force and harass me into sex and it wasnāt her fault when I woke up in the middle of the night with her on top of me not giving one shit about my consent. it wasnāt her fault because it was mens fault. There was never once an attempt to address her actions or hold her accountable.
When other friends would bring up what they been through and the unfairness that exis, those same feminist friends in no uncertain terms told me to my face that is short itās not that big of a problem because not enough men suffer.Ā
Since I left feminism some time ago, I begin to notice that has always been one of the top excuses feminist to justify been suffering.
I know the dictionary definition of feminism and I also know how I was treated.Ā Ā I also know a lot of feminist would say that because of their actions they werenāt real feminist however I have noticed tons upon tons of feminist act the same terrible way.Ā
With all due respect I am not going back there. Feminism is where my pain felt the most invisible.
I promise I will never forget what feminism has done for me and other men like me AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE IT.
STOP FEMINISTS COVERING UP BIASING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE and SEXUAL ASSAULTS STATISTICS.
Mary P. Koss thinks that it is āinappropriateā to consider men who have been raped by women as rape victims, because ātheir penetration experience is not similar to what women are reportingā. She calls it āunwanted contactā.Ā
Gender-symmetry with gramham Kevan Method akaĀ Processes Explaining the Concealment and Distortion of Evidence on Gender Symmetry in Partner Violence V74 Murray A. Straus.Ā
Thirty Years of Denying the Evidence on Gender Symmetry in Partner Violence: Implications for Prevention and TreatmentĀ
Disabusing the Definition of Domestic Violence: How Women Batter Men and the Role of the Feminist StateĀ
Fudging the figures to support the feminist narrative
Feminists blame males for their abuse.Ā FROM THE PAGES OFĀ ā Itās a Jungle Out There: The Feminist Survival Guide to Politically inhospitable environmentā By Amanda Marcotte
āTodayās refusal to react is a product of the feminist control over the issue of domestic violence. Female violence presents both a threat to feminist theory as well as to the practice of domestic violence law. Notwithstanding such concerns, todayās myopic understanding of domestic violence has serious implications. Limiting this examination to the criminal justice system. Feminist definition of domestic violence has skewed arrest and prosecution philosophies, resulting primarily in having only male batterers criminally pursued. Rehabilitative programs are geared toward treating domestic violence as the byproduct of a patriarchal society, thereby only producing programs which address male violence. Similarly, the services for domestic violence victims, in particular, the availability of shelters, have also been shaped by the feminist definition of domestic violence.ā - Linda KellyĀ
HONESTLY DO FEMINIST BELIEVE STUFF LIKE THIS IS GOING TO HELP MEN &BOYS ?
NOTE:
theĀ āGender-symmetry with gramham KevanĀ Ā andĀ Thirty Years of Denying the Evidence on Gender SymmetryĀ Ā documents are no longer available at the University of New Hampshireās ā Pubpages ā website. It took me nealy all day but I found the PDFs elsewhere.Ā Please be sure to Archive and download all links. Given the feminists challenging nature of this formation it should come as no surprise that it disappears incredibly fast.Ā
In addition the incriminating Mary P. KossĀ āmen cant be rapedā interview has been removed from SoundCloud. The original WERS 99.9FM āyou are here specialā no manās land radio Show episode has also gone missing.
So I canāt stress enough that people archive and backup their sources.
Noting like erasing history itās unheard of never been done itās just wrong you donāt see religion,government,citys doing itās never happened
āsupport for male victims is part of feminismā
Most feminists in practice: āItās never her fault, it must be toxic masculinity and the patriarchy!ā
Just stand up to everyone you see getting abused. No matter whether vagina or not. Sure, maybe this might be a victim attacking her abuser but you never know and the abuser would be discovered after calling police and get their punishment. Donāt just watch there when someone getās attacked. Abuse has no gender.
Do you ever just check your phone and realize you've got no messages and be like "right. nobody cares."?
guess what iām drinking tonight!!!!!
cheers fam!!!
panic! at the disco but every time i want them to release a new album they loose a member
DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
This also applies to baristas
Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.Ā
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the āOh! time to poop!ā kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now Iāve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a āpretentious white girl for wanting soyāand so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet orĀ āSkinnyā orĀ āsoyā or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death
also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!Ā
also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.Ā
I have Celiac Disease, so Iām very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).Ā
Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didnāt think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.
But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).
Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage thatās hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.
So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and donāt just disregard someoneās order. Itās not funny and it can have serious consequences.
I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.
Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasnāt enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job thatās serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.
My youngest cousin ā who is now five, he just started kindergarten ā has Celiacās disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times Iāve heard my aunt say sheās ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitressās eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin ā my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.
I cannot tolerate caffeineāit makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when Iām out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of sayingĀ āis this decaf like I asked for?ā I always sayĀ āoh, did I remember to order decaf?ā I shouldnāt have to act like Iām the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if thereās any hesitation when they answer, I tell them,Ā āif thereās any doubt, please get another one, or just give me waterāif this is regular, itāll mess up my heartā and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.Ā
but I shouldnāt HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!
Iāve reblogged this maaaany times before but thereās a few new stories on here so iām doing it again.
cut this shit out
donāt be that kind of asshole.
As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesnāt mean they donāt have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesnāt mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!
Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, thatās fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I canāt breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didnāt mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.
i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and canāt tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didnāt notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. itās not that hard.
Reblogging because itās so important. Iām āluckyā I donāt have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a āwhite girl diet fadā.
90% of people donāt take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them Iām allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think itās just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They donāt give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. Itās no miracle, specially if I didnāt take other meds before.
When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!
Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important!Ā
I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldnāt even make it home from theĀ āaccidentalā whole milk instead of skim.Ā
Iām super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldnāt believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(itās so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.
Iām allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I canāt count how many times Iāve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.
Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.
I actually have customers who say theyāll only eat at my restaurant when Iām there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as inĀ āI will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,ā if someone says the words āI have an allergy.ā I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before wasĀ āI guess you shouldnāt change your gloves ⦠. ?ā On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If thereās a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when youāre moving as fast as we do, Iāll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., thereās a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, youāve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I donāt play around.
Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if youāre a complete asshole I wonāt risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Donāt do it. If someoneās a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Donāt play with their health.
DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E
Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a personās life. Donāt be a dick, give the person what they ordered
reblogging bc that is not only hurtful but also stereotypical towards white women, even if said person is an asshole.
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iāll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iāll reblog her
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Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheās back lmao must reblog. Iām sorry guys
Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump
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