lovemidnighteclipse12

She/her. I like many fandoms and other stuff don't be surprised at random things you see on here

[lovemidnighteclipse12]

Masterlist

Maribat

Obey Me

Non-Fandom Works

[thesassycat]

[anoniamhmous]

Happy Mario Day!

[halloweentreat]

Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween! Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and start planning, because from now on, it’s getting closer each day! 

[drgaellon]

Happy Halfoween!

[lovemidnighteclipse12]

Happy Halfoween!

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[f1rstperson]

Eris dangling this concept in front of OP like "make the post, it'll be so funny. You know the name of some greek gods, you can do it."

[ziraseal]

op I'll give you a golden apple if you name the hottest goddess

[the-haiku-bot]

op I’ll give you a

golden apple if you name

the hottest goddess

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[aspiringbelle]

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

[the-haiku-bot]

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thesassycat]

[anoniamhmous]

Happy Mario Day!

[pandemic-info]

5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV

Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.

Referred to as “the Dusseldorf patient” to protect his privacy, researchers said he is the fifth confirmed case of an HIV cure. Although the details of his successful treatment were first announced at a conference in 2019, researchers could not confirm he had been officially cured at that time.

Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.

[stereotype-embodier]

Unbelievably fucking cool

[carrieneuman]

A twice-yearly shot could help end AIDS, but only if it can get to everyone who needs it

A twice-yearly shot has shown to be 100 percent effective in preventing HIV infections in a study of women, and published results show it wo

Between that and new preventative shot, we might be able to eradicate HIV in the near future.

[jam-does-audio]

Do not forget this. No matter what happens do not forget we’re this close to finally ending this awful virus

[canuckleheadcowgirl]

SO emotional to hear this.

[gideonthe9]

dana akdjfjckfjfm

[nico-verde]

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

[akiradachi]

the

what

[nico-verde]

[lesiasmadness]

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

[visual-novel-cinematic-universe]

MC: Welcome to the House of Lamentation, Raphael. Watch your step there, pal. That's where I died. Raphael:

[gloomybadger4life]

We need Azula redemption where she technically does objectively good things but with questionable methods.

- She changes the law to ban the draft of anyone under 18. But to have that power she defeats a general in an agni kai and takes his title.

- She forbids dragon hunting and enforces the law personally. Anyome caught trying to hunt a dragon gets hunted by Azula.

- When someone breaks out Ozai and their forces storm the palace, she zaps them all, Ozai included.

- Zuko orders her to work at her uncle's tea shop in BSS. Azula does well at the job. Iroh realizes he is no longer tailed by the Dai Li. Iroh then realizes that there is no Dai Li at all.

When questioning Azula all she says is: you told me to clean up and take out the trash.

- She is then sent to the SWT. She is subsequently banned from fishing with lightning. As efficient as it is it makes the fish taste funny.

- She is sent to the NWT. She stages a feminist uprising out of boredom.

- Azula is sent back to the fire nation. Zuko asks her to help the avatar find airbenders in hiding. Aang politely refuses the offer for help.

- Azula journeys to the swamp out of boredom. She ends up in the spirit world. She meets wang shi tong. She has a fight with wang shi tong.

- Out of the ground the library returns. Wang shi tong apologizes to Aang.

- Aang realizes Azula literally beat up a spirit. He does not want to know how.

@chaosmagetwin @krista-kritical @local-enby @wingchunwaterbender @ziezii

[gloomybadger4life]

We need Azula redemption where she technically does objectively good things but with questionable methods.

- She changes the law to ban the draft of anyone under 18. But to have that power she defeats a general in an agni kai and takes his title.

- She forbids dragon hunting and enforces the law personally. Anyome caught trying to hunt a dragon gets hunted by Azula.

- When someone breaks out Ozai and their forces storm the palace, she zaps them all, Ozai included.

- Zuko orders her to work at her uncle's tea shop in BSS. Azula does well at the job. Iroh realizes he is no longer tailed by the Dai Li. Iroh then realizes that there is no Dai Li at all.

When questioning Azula all she says is: you told me to clean up and take out the trash.

- She is then sent to the SWT. She is subsequently banned from fishing with lightning. As efficient as it is it makes the fish taste funny.

- She is sent to the NWT. She stages a feminist uprising out of boredom.

- Azula is sent back to the fire nation. Zuko asks her to help the avatar find airbenders in hiding. Aang politely refuses the offer for help.

- Azula journeys to the swamp out of boredom. She ends up in the spirit world. She meets wang shi tong. She has a fight with wang shi tong.

- Out of the ground the library returns. Wang shi tong apologizes to Aang.

- Aang realizes Azula literally beat up a spirit. He does not want to know how.

@chaosmagetwin @krista-kritical @local-enby @wingchunwaterbender @ziezii

[cabbagethegoldfish]

So Obey Me is censored. Imagine Mc cusses a lot and the words are conveniently bleeped somehow.

Like imagine Mc says a cuss word and in that moment, Levi slams the door open, demanding his money back from Mammon, yelling at the top of his lungs, washing out anything Mc could have said.

Or Mc is in town with Solomon, angry about something, just cussing up a storm, and a train passes as the words are spilling out. Mc lets out a sigh and composes themselves just as the train in gone and Solomon just stares in bewilderment.

Bonus: Solomon wonders if the goes for him and decides to say a cuss word out loud in the middle of class. As he says the word, someone drops a book on the floor with a loud thud. Weird.

__

I can't think of good examples right now, but anyone feel free to add to this.

[spark-river]

I'm doing my best to not make this macabre. (Lesson 16.)

MC gets ready to cuss at Lucifer in the tomb when defending Beel and Luke. Before they can start Lucifer interrupts to scream at them as if knowing what they'll say.

Solomon and Asmo are talking in Asmo's room about Asmo's 'adventures'. The moment Solomon wants to use the word 'fuck' in its intended context the door (that normally is always perfectly silent as Asmo can't have it be anything less than perfect) loudly squeaks open and Mammon peeks through the gap. Asmo's next words get drowned out by the door slamming back shut when Mammon notices the room isn't vacant.

Simeon's swear words somehow don't get censored so the one time he holds Luke's ears shut to cuss, both MC and Solomon look at him like he just committed the gravest sin turned miracle imaginable.

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[curliestofcrowns]

where's that speed skating gif

[scarygodmother]

[charcubed]

Christmas song parodies ->  365 12 days of Tumblr

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 17th of december, 2012.

[the-haiku-bot]

date of origin:

17th of december,

2012.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[aka-indulgence]

Come on guys, we all know there's no one on tumblr. I'm not even here

[the-haiku-bot]

Come on guys, we all

know there’s no one on tumblr.

I’m not even here

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[avfwdrugec]

Headcanon

Things Lois Lane does not envy Wonder Woman:

Her friendship with Superman. Lois knows that they’re close friends and nothing more, and that her own relationship with Clark is deep and pure.

Her power and respect. Wonder Woman has earned that and more.

Things Lois Lane does envy Wonder Woman:

That goddamn lasso

Why do you even need a truth lasso Diana

Think of all the stories she could get with that thing goddammit

[kiragecko]

Thank you @azurestar for liking this post I reblogged 8 years ago. I am so glad to see it again. Can you imagine Lois with a lasso of truth?? The thought is so wonderful!

[hedgiwithapen]

#I think there are some possible journalistic ethics violations but#I think Lois deserves them#as a treat  Questbedhead you’re right and you should say it

[explorerrowan]

“Clark, you can overhear everyone on the planet. I’m no longer wondering how you continue to scoop me. I’m now wondering how you don’t always scoop me.”

“It’s privacy and journalistic integrity, Lois. I can’t report things I overhear for the same reason I can’t borrow Diana’s lasso that magically forces people to tell the truth.”

“Her what.”

[stoically]

Lois: Consider, I give you Clark. You give me the Lasso. Fair trade.

Diana: *sigh* Lois, no. For the last time I can’t give you the Lasso of Hestia. I can only let you borrow it.

Lois: Alright. Let me think. Ah! You let me borrow the Lasso for the next sixty- no, seventy years. 😁

[the-haiku-bot]

Lois: Consider,

I give you Clark. You give me

the Lasso. Fair trade.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[halloweentreat]

Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween! Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and start planning, because from now on, it’s getting closer each day! 

[drgaellon]

Happy Halfoween!

[lovemidnighteclipse12]

Happy Halfoween!