i bought 2o avocados once.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

[gullahch1ld]

“A candle for Sandra Bland and all the other Queens that didn’t make it home…”

—

(via

jericho-bryant

)

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[aqono-luna]

There’s still time. This can still happen. I am crossing my fingers that this is going to happen.

[jayywesst]

This nigga got me dead asf 💀💀💀💀

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[alexbelvocal]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

[dxrissa]

😂😭😂😭

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

Lmaooo

[magnificentneish]

White people love minding other people business 😂😂😂😂 he called her a mother fucker 😩😩😩

[ohmysade]

He talked shit from the beginning to the end. 😂😂😂

[max-thebrownhairlesbian]

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

[shadowdragonia]

[nerdgul]

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

[ryrythescienceguy]

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[mnsreetusa]

I have my interview with Disney this week…

[tardisandtiaras]

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

[swompwolf-deactivated20200619]

[pure]

chelsea manning’s gofundme went past its limit with $165k+ in 3 months but miss major’s gofundme can’t even break $90k and it’s been up for 49 months :/

[lightyaers]

https://www.gofundme.com/MsMajorRetirement

i’m on mobile but here’s the link ^

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

she needs 115 000 dollars!! we can do this!! sharing to your FB can be really effective in getting some more donations!! 

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[lunchladyfuji]

me in 5th grade hearing someone talking about farts: ew thats so nasty keep that at home

me at 22 seeing someone shitting in the street in broad daylight: i wanna be that free

[neverthere12345]

[tragikempyre-deactivated2013040]

[ethiopienne]

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

[alwaysbewoke]

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[queenbruv]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[gentleflutterby-deactivated2022]

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

[glumshoe]

Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”

Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”

[burnedbymarshmallow]

[feministism]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[onlytwitterpics]

[harrysalbum]