[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[clonerightsagenda]

Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends

[dollsahoy]

the exercise lady whose videos I follow says things like "Exercise is a celebration of what you can do, not punishment for what you ate" and "Think of some small thing you've wanted to change, and try making that change just for today so you don't stress yourself out over a major change" and "The brain craves blood"

[fluffielox]

i love the excellent things this lady has said

[nervebynerve]

“The daily routine of most adults is so heavy and artificial that we are closed off to much of the world. We have to do this in order to get our work done. I think one purpose of art is to get us out of those routines. When we hear music or poetry or stories, the world opens up again. We’re drawn in — or out — and the windows of our perception are cleansed, as William Blake said. The same thing can happen when we’re around young children or adults who have unlearned those habits of shutting the world out.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin 

[psych-is-the-name]

[shuuenka]

This trend in all otomes coming out that have routes locked in order NEEDS TO END

[evilwizard]

as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

rags to riches

man vs man

man vs bee

voyage to meat world

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

amateur pornography

evangelion

[evilwizard]

ive been sniped yet again

[evilwizard]

They Are Stealing My Evil Wizard Clout

[theshyreader]

Eat up homicipher community

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[evilcyclopsxmen]

“modern au” “highschool au” human/non-powered au"

Why don’t you just watch glee then.

[evilcyclopsxmen]

I use this to torture my victims:

[luciencation-deactivated2026032]

they throw regular rats at eachother

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

[gayhex]

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

[squeezemetillipop]

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

[kuramamanamahamanamana]

Red - Mad

[metaphoricalicecream]

[maybemoonbeams]

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

[starwarsepisodeiv]

tubby custard.

[maybemoonbeams]

[galaxywarp]

No Notes forbidden tubby custard lore post.

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[toskarin]

[cipheramnesia]

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

[wildhaunt]

it's really up in the air right now

[milfmoder]

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

[milfmoder]

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hold on I'm gonna try this

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

[caats]

This is how all kittens behave. Also, this kitty is adorable.

[annunakitty]

This frame is KILLING ME