Ilya makes shane watch Showgirls (1995). Shane...
is tortured
loves it for the camp
something else
it's shane who makes ilya watch showgirls
Showgirls came out 31 years ago
the other questions is when?
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Ilya makes shane watch Showgirls (1995). Shane...
is tortured
loves it for the camp
something else
it's shane who makes ilya watch showgirls
Showgirls came out 31 years ago
the other questions is when?
goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day
was the shoracle fitting for you today?
yes fuck you
no i beat the horrors
remains to be seen…
deancas gay love existing in this gap exactly
shane and ilya’s ibiza honeymoon hotel room is literally going to look like the scene in twilight breaking dawn part 1 when bella wakes up and the entire bed is just completely destroyed
ilya sleeping in while shane’s on his morning run
Ive noticed this trend with queer characters lately where writers use martyrdom and self sacrifice as a way to use the bury your gays trope but at the same time say its not bury your gays because the character(s) chose it and i dont like it
ilya voice i'm cumming from the frottage
“are you a shane or an ilya?” i’m kip’s gay dad
happy pride
ilya in the other books is going, “I see that you’re gay. I see that you like this person. I see that you are miserable. You should do something about that.” and he stands there and waits for someone else to say that they notice him too and nobody ever does.
The rest of the food was even better. Shane was so immersed in the meal that he didn't join much in the conversation, and Ilya could hear him making little mmms and sighs of pleasure and satisfaction. Ilya thought Shane must be famished for good food in his daily life and resolved to take him out more, half giddy when he realized Shane would be much more amenable to being seen together in public now that they were finally out.
"So Hollander," Ilya said seriously when Shane had his head down over the main course—a beautifully poached cod in some kind of butter sauce and the creamiest potatoes Ilya had ever tasted.
Shane looked up. He had sauce on his cheek. Ilya told himself it would be rude to lick it off in front of the guests. "Yeah?"
"You've seen Chef Brian now. Did he turn out to be hot?"
Shane covered his mouth as he let out a little helpless squawk of laughter, "No, sorry. He has a mustache."
"Some men look hot with a mustache," Fabian objected. "Lots of men."
"Yeah, but this is a really really straight mustache," said Shane scornfully. "When was the last time you saw a hot straight guy with a mustache? He looks like my dentist."
Fabian laughed, "Okay, point taken."
"My dentist in New Jersey was kind of hot," said Ryan thoughtfully. "But maybe I just liked the way he told me to open wider."
"Inside thought, babe," Fabian said in a loud whisper, pushing his glass of wine away.
"No, no, let him share," said Ilya. "Tell us more about this dentist. Is he still practicing? Can you give Hollander his number?"
"I don't think Shane would be into him," said Ryan as Ilya fended off Shane from poking him in the ribs. "He has a mustache."
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excerpt from my new hollanov fic, Loverboy! 10.6K, explicit. Ilya’s 30th birthday; Shane throws him a little party! Get the rest of the story on AO3
There's been a few hunts where Dean has picked up Cas's angel blade, after it's been knocked out of his hand, and used it to kill whatever they've been hunting. He's always been okay with close combat, but his experience with blades has been the demon killing knife, the first blade, a machete - violent, heavy blades... but the angel blade isn't like them. It has all these edges and it's light as a feather... if he's going to keep accidentally picking up and using it he should get better at handling a weapon like that, right?
That's how Dean ends up asking Cas to teach him the best ways to use the angel blade, and Cas is leaning against his back positioning his arms in the 'correct' way to wield a heavenly weapon. He keeps whispering the names of the different forms and stances in Enochian, straight into Dean's ear, as they adjust their positions.
They hold the blade together - both hands around the hilt - and Cas keeps telling him he's holding it too loosely. Grip it tighter. It's a light blade, but it's not fragile. Feel the smooth heavenly steel against your skin.
Dean is gonna pass out
I bring to you a new niche: fem!troy x harris
What I'm currently looking forward to:
oops
hey fucking great news
schocket
Sam showing Dean sister Jo
Dean: that’s the faith healer?
Me in borat voice: your wife!
Dean thinks they've been dating for years and they're just taking it slow by human standards because angels are literally older than time so it would actually be really fast in the grand scheme of Cas's life and he's super happy with their dates and emotional intimacy when they have the time, and simultaneously every time Cas even dares to have a romantic thought about Dean he throws himself into a life or death situation to escape both the force of his own emotions and also the instincts of his 'monstrous nature' which is being so angelically horny for Dean he thinks he's going insane, so Dean is living a soap opera style romcom with ups and downs and Cas is living a gothic horror where he is the monster who has lured the maiden in with false pretense and is struggling to not devour her