mooiamthecowgoddess

Name’s Maggie, 30s, she/they, demisexual biromantic. My posts are so random at this point that I don’t even know. The whole cow goddess thing came from a bit I did years ago and I just don’t wanna get rid of it. I love my friends and hate my enemies. I’ve got your back and why can’t we all just get along?

[sevdahalma]

when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:

1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion

2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)

what is not happening here: I am being oppressed

[oatmonger-deactivated20260529]

3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted Advisor

[ocdwaffles]

One day I shall be that trusted advisor

"My liege you cannot attend that gathering, you have promised that evening to rituals of appeasement" (you promised you would rest and take some time just for yourself)

"My liege, there are worrying rumors about their trust and capability" (Last time they tried to plan something, it fell apart and you had to plan it last minute)

"My liege, you MUST attend to maintain diplomatic standing!" (You haven't seen your friends in a month and are saying you miss them every day, SAY YOU WILL GO)

[sevdahalma]

You know, I made this post with a very specific context (how people see me, a married muslim lady in a hijab, and automatically assume I’m oppressed) but all these additions are absolutely sending me and the notes are delightful so by all means, please continue

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[yeomanslog]

Oh my god i have never seen the picture before

[sunnfl0w3rr]

nobody:

tumblr when Ides of March:

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[uneryx]

I humbly submit, all these years later… this.

[galacticxangel]

@ragnarode

[ragnarode]

@galacticxangel

[sylveonwishes]

types of shiny pokemon

ugly gold

radioactive green

indistinguishable from the regular version

PINK

did they randomize the colors?? why does it look like this???

gold but it's not ugly

the dominant color was replaced with bright purple and the other colors were left basically the same

that one shade of maroon

actually really good and way cooler than the regular version

[sylveonwishes]

examples:

and of course the one that’s entirely personal taste:

[moon-grave]

SHINY TREVENANT GET BEHIND ME

[glubby]

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[todaysbird]

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

[mjalti]

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

[todaysbird]

it’s 2025 now i hope youve accumulated many seeds, nuts, and berries

[ratbugs]

i may have eated them all

[todaysbird]

in 2026, may you begin to once again find seeds, nuts and berries

[ladyshinga]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[quantumshade]

“black cat crossing your path is bad luck” untrue actually!! it’s good luck because i get to see a kitty. hope this helps!

[phantomrose96]

Well oneof you is lying

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Merry crisis

[falungongshow]

Merry chrysler

[cheesy-pot8os]

It’s crimas

[chaimydrink]

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[onikks-txt]

scolipede my beloved