Mah Dick Fell Off

I’m trans and I’m mad. 17 years and god still hasn’t had the decency to deboob me. This is a safe place for everyone except exclusionists, feel free to attack my inbox with questions, comments, and concerns. Original content is rare and shitty but I reblog trans stuff and world happenings. Basically the important stuff. Main blog that is back logged with massive piles of reblog is @hulloimconnorhowhaveifuckedup

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[guardgomabroa]

#Oh grug  #We’re really in it now

[theladymisandry]

[frejann]

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

[frejann]

I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING

an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other

[latinotiktok]

[willkill4pudding]

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”

[sighinastorm]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.  THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.

[kristina100000]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

[matthewjohnsons]

you can’t be a gay icon if you leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fucking parking lot

[skypirate]

[xxthesmittenkittenxx]

making my wahy downtown

wahking fast

faces pass

[squishycalum]

:/

[vangoghstss]

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

[thexdarkenedxlight]

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation. 

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

[estradoll]

Like, according to Trump’s first wife Ivana he kept a book of Hitler’s speeches in his nightstand and would read it periodically… so the overlap is not at all surprising given his obsession with Hitler’s propaganda.

[thingstrumperssay]

“Don’t compare Trump to Hitler though.” - Conservatives

[blus0x]

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[transgender-rex]

Oh crap

[ginniewheezie]

Important

[squishysquishin]

Adding this because they’re safe for dogs too

[simon-newman]

How are turkey skin and bones not safe? Please elaborate.

[thumbbro]

Dunno about skin, but Turkey bones, and avian bones in general, are really easy to shatter. If a dog eats said shards, it could tear up their insides.

[edwinflores428]

Important for all pet users!!

[mahdikfelloff]

Ever wanted to experience True Chaos? Head to The Moss Mansion! An Lgbtq+ and plural friendly server dedicated to just generally chatting! We have lots of channels to use and are very welcoming. 

https://discord.gg/Cku3ReJV5E 

[acejupiter]

ace lesbians are lesbian enough. ace gays are gay enough. ace biromantics are bi enough. ace panromantics are pan enough. ace polyromantics are ply enough. aces of any romantic orientation are enough.

you are enough. your love is enough. whether you are alloromantic or aro-spec or any label you may id with.

you are enough,

exactly the way you are. your identities are valid and your asexuality does not change how valid your romantic identity is.

[wafflesandtears]

I love this

[mahdikfelloff]

It’s honestly really amazing how oblivious my extended family is. Like, -I bind -I present very masculine -My sisters and parents sometimes use He/him pronouns in front of them -My sisters and parents sometimes call me Connor in front of them 

[starridge]

deadass one of the saddest things abt fanartist culture is that people who normally draw fanart feel like they need to justify posting their original content and characters, or feel like the need to break it up with their usual fanart.

artists please draw what makes you happy, you don’t owe anyone anything!!!!!! you don’t need to provide a quota of fanart to post your original content.

and people who follow fanartists, please support their original work. you have no idea how much more meaningful support on original content is. low interaction is a big part of why fanartists get so sheepish about posting their original work so pleeeease engage with their original content!!!

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[tumblunni]

I love the justice grandpa of fists

[cursedcharley]

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

[biglawbear]

I have a new role model

[briarchubnj]

😍

[runcibility]

“justice grandpa of fists”

[arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202]

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

[bogleech]

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

[tramampoline]

we need him more than ever…

[baelpenrose]

This large man in a comic strip is my mood kindred.

[supernovafirefly]

I want an Everett by my side always

[thegameartist03]

this is incredible *_*

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.

You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.

[angiethewitch]

I fucking adore this man

[getchapapes]

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

[enbies-and-felonies]

THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM

“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”

[neongreentoxicity]

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

[caffeinated-nightowl]

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

[math-is-magic]

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.

[vitariesocks]

Listen. Read. Educate yourselves. If you are unaware, fix that. Do not be complicit in the societal and legal oppression of transgender Americans.

[grymmdark]

Everytime I see this post I re-read the whole thing and reblog

[knky-transguy]

And to everyone who thinks this is the only way it can be: it’s not. It’s not supposed to be like this. There are different living conditions in different parts of the world, and we have a lot to learn about all of them. Because these conditions change, and we can help our community have better living conditions.