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I've been playing Scarlet Nexus. I beat Kasane's route and I'm almost done Yuito's. And I just have to say that Luka is smol bean and must be protected at all costs. Do I care that this 10 year old looking person is actually, roughly, in his 30s? No. He's smol bean. We protect. We put cat ears on him because they increase his adorable meter to infinity. I take no criticism.
hello? what the fuck
It’s a boy!
An explosion that rattled homes within a 20-mile radius Tuesday night is being blamed on a gender reveal celebration at a Kingston quarry that police say involved more than a pound of tannerite and blue chalk.
can cishets get some fucking self-control and start acting like normal people for once
I have two kids and I never did gender reveals. I guess what I did would be considered a name reveal or something similar and it was literally just a Facebook post with a picture of either of my kid's weird, alien looking 3D heads. 3D ultrasounds are bumpin.
Anyway, gender reveals are weird to me. That's really all I wanted to say. I wish the trend would just die off.
It's getting weird that people keep posting on Ao3 stories with "when you can tell they came from Wattpad."
I was invited to make an account on Ao3 when it first launched by the site itself so I've been around on Ao3 for a LONG time. It was because of the popularity of my fanfictions on another website (I believe). I never used wattpad. This gatekeeping of Ao3 is ridiculous. The content on Ao3 isn't "classier" or "better." Ao3 has its fsir share of dumpster fire fics.
And honestly, we all start out somewhere. Putting people down for what they write is gross. If you want to give pointers in how you think their stories could improve than that's fine, but to be going around being absolute assholes to people isn't. Ao3 is meant to be a space for people to post their fan works without any gatekeeping and policing of content. That's what it exists for. Ao3 was made for us to get away from that and to be a safe place to post works without random deletion of content and to help allow people to express their creativity in all its capacity.
Support people. Stop putting them down. Who cares if they made an account on Ao3 because Wattpad started to delete their stuff. Guess what? Almost all of us original Ao3 users came to Ao3 when fanfiction.net was doing that to us.
Stop. Being. Dicks.
I honestly rage quit my fanfictions a while ago and just....gave up. My computer, where I had put all my finished chapters that I had ready to post, was broken by my kids. Beyond repair type of broken. I couldn't get a lot of data salvaged from it and my finished fanfictions were one of many lost things. I tried to rewrite them and I couldn't like what I wrote, because it wasn't what I originally wrote. I kept getting angry and I was just really fixating on how much I lost that it was just destroying my entire experience of writing. I enjoyed writing the chapters I lost, but I wasn't enjoying rewriting them.
So I just scrapped what I rewrote and gave up. I recently came to the conclusion that instead of trying to rewrite what I lost that I'm just going to start my stories over again. Not my soulmate AUs. Those I'll just have to deal with rewriting and I'm fine with that. But my Shinsou story will be rewritten with a slightly new plot line, one that isn't so detailed in plot lines that I need an outline to remember what to write (aka; outlines that can be lost and make me forget what I was doing).
I'm going to leave the original story up, because why not? I probably will work on rewriting the lost chapters over time. Slowly and in moderation.
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”
well i added my contribution : )
why—
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words
I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that.
GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!
No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter
You’re chaotic neutral I love it
What he said
Struck by inspiriation twice lads
My humble contribution
I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.
ive added my end of the chaos
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Holy shit. This is. This is just a classic. I’m actually emotional about this.
I realized that I made a post about having Covid and then literally just disappeared. I didn't realize this was going to make people worry I died or something. I just want to say that I'm fine and I'm sorry if I worried anyone. I recovered from Covid, it was a few weeks of feeling the worst I've ever felt. I have some complications from it, like weakened lungs and I have to do breathing exercising to get my strength back. I was told to not do too much physical exercise or anything like that. I'm still feeling off despite recovering. I don't know how to explain it, but I just feel like something isn't the same anymore about my body. I don't know.
But yeah, anyway, I'm okay. I'm sorry if I worried anyone.
Covid sucks. This experience has been the worst. That's it. I have no other information to provide.
Bitches will really be out here like, "I don't want none of that Covid shit in my house. Nope. Sanitize everything," but still get Covid anyway.
It's me. I'm bitches.
The first chapter is posted! Sorry for the extra wait. I'm trying something new with my writing style to better accommodate people who use screen readers. So I hope it isn't terrible and you can all stick with me while I adjust to the changes I'm making and I hope you enjoy the story as well! ❤
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: Shizuka was born in a time where quirks didn't exist and she was 10 when they suddenly did, but time was a fickle thing when you could control it. At 16 she was in a new time, adjusting to a society where powers weren't just accepted, but all of society revolved around them and this new society held an adventure that she never could have prepared for.
Pairing(s): Hawks/OC, Dabi/OC, Hawks/Dabi/Oc(*I haven't fully decided where this fanfic is going yet*).
*This is only a preview of the story. The full first chapter will be posted on my Ao3 account sometime this week, along with my other promised Hawks soulmate AU update.
Fall was the worst season. Fall brought nothing but bad memories for Shizuka. It didn't help that it felt like a season of dying. The leaves would crumble, the grass would grow dull, the sky often would get cloudy, wind left chills along her skin. It was like watching the life of the world fade out until winter finally nailed the last nail in nature's coffin. Which is exactly why she huffed while throwing her scarf around her neck, tucking her chin down into it to warm her nose and mouth from the cold. Her hands found refuge in her wool coat's pockets, safely tucked in the satin lining with a hand warmer in each palm. She never liked the cold. Even as a kid she would be cold all the time, summer or winter. It was like a small curse.
Just as she rounded the corner she was pushed back, toppling off balance with the force that hit her chest. The air was knocked from her lungs. In her moment of panic she accidentally activated her quirk. Everything around her immediate vicinity came to a halt as she landed on her back, head colliding with the concrete pavement with a sickening noise that made her stomach churn. A loud curse escaped from her, hoarse from just gasping for air. Her hands instantly cradled the back of her head, curling into a ball on her side while she groaned.
"Are you okay, miss!?"
The voice was sudden, too loud and very much unwanted. The blooming pain from the back of her head made her grit her teeth. Even as it gradually dulled to a throbbing ache. But she didn't want to be rude to the concerned stranger, so she lifted up one hand to give a thumbs up without moving.
"Whoa," the second voice sounded oddly familiar, but she couldn't place it while she was focusing on her pain. A better person would have already shaken it off, but she was no better person. She was weak and her pain tolerance was hilariously low. "Did she do this?"
The question pulled Shizuka to look up at the scene before her. The one that was drawing a growing, curious crowd to a spectacle they normally wouldn't have seen. There was a man, large and muscular, that was frozen in time. One foot off the ground, an arm out from pushing her out of his way, with an angry expression. Behind him were two other men following his tracks, but there were also a handful of civilians that were frozen in time. Mid strides, going about their days.
"A quirk like this would be perfect for a hero," a second voice pulled her attention away from her pain, forcing her to look at the hero inspecting the frozen men. He turned to look at her just as she sat up, moving her hands to her lap. "What's your name, sweetheart?"
She coughed a couple times, trying to clear her throat. "Shizuka."
"What's your last name?"
"I don't have one." The hero gave her a skeptical look. "What?"
"Nothing," he walked over to her, stopping just before her feet to kneel down. He gave her a lopsided smile that sent her heart into a flutter, heating up her cheeks. "You ever thought of being a hero with a quirk like this?"
She looked away from him, letting her voice become hard. "Never."
"Shame. I think your quirk would be perfect for this line of work." She let the words go in one ear and out the other. Heroes weren't exactly her thing. Suddenly he popped into her line of vision again. "Mind helping by unfreezing these thugs?"
She nodded and with nothing more than a thought the men were moving again, disoriented and yelling in the back of a police van. The hero gave her a mildly impressed look.
"So, Shizuka, my name is Hawks. I'd like for you to stick around to talk for a bit."
My brother had his second surgery. He started to hemorrhage and they were unable to replace a valve of his pace maker, but they patched it instead. He's currently on a ventilator and we just have to wait to see if he wakes up and, if he does, if he can breathe on his own. We aren't sure when that will be. But we all are hoping for the best!
Alright, I know that my updates stopped. I planned to post my new story and Hawks chapter, but my older brother was hospitalized again. Some of you may remember from last year that my one older brother had to get emergency open heart surgery and almost died. He collapsed again and has been in the ICU for about a month now. They found a blood clot in his one valve, one in each lung and he's going through acute liver and kidney failure as well as battling sepsis. He's going in for another open heart surgery today and is getting a blood transfusion.
I've tried to write and put energy into my fanfictions, because I like to have a few chapters written before posting at least, but I just really can't muster the focus I need to write anything. I can't muster the effort it takes to proof read stuff. Honestly, my brother was like my a parent growing up. My mom couldn't have cared less about us if she tried half of the time. He was always the one taking care of me growing up and I'm just really struggling with the very real prospect that he may die.
So I'm sorry that I'm not posting. I'll get myself back on track soon. 2020 seems like such a shit year, dude. Everything is always going wrong.
Update on my brother;
His surgery was stopped early because they couldn't manage to do what they originally planned. So now he has to get another surgery as soon as his fevers break. If he doesn't do the surgery for some reason then they gave him a life expectancy of 8 weeks. My kids and I are going to say goodbyes before his surgery, just in case, and we're keeping our fingers crossed for the best.
Alright, I know that my updates stopped. I planned to post my new story and Hawks chapter, but my older brother was hospitalized again. Some of you may remember from last year that my one older brother had to get emergency open heart surgery and almost died. He collapsed again and has been in the ICU for about a month now. They found a blood clot in his one valve, one in each lung and he's going through acute liver and kidney failure as well as battling sepsis. He's going in for another open heart surgery today and is getting a blood transfusion.
I've tried to write and put energy into my fanfictions, because I like to have a few chapters written before posting at least, but I just really can't muster the focus I need to write anything. I can't muster the effort it takes to proof read stuff. Honestly, my brother was like my a parent growing up. My mom couldn't have cared less about us if she tried half of the time. He was always the one taking care of me growing up and I'm just really struggling with the very real prospect that he may die.
So I'm sorry that I'm not posting. I'll get myself back on track soon. 2020 seems like such a shit year, dude. Everything is always going wrong.
Godspeed to your brother. Fics can wait if your heart’s (understandably) not in it right now.
I don’t know you or your fandoms, but you take care of yourself and never apologize for putting your family before your artistic output. Your brother’s life is infinitely more valuable. My heart is with your brother as well as you in this difficult time.
Thank you! I appreciate the kindness ❤
Alright, I know that my updates stopped. I planned to post my new story and Hawks chapter, but my older brother was hospitalized again. Some of you may remember from last year that my one older brother had to get emergency open heart surgery and almost died. He collapsed again and has been in the ICU for about a month now. They found a blood clot in his one valve, one in each lung and he's going through acute liver and kidney failure as well as battling sepsis. He's going in for another open heart surgery today and is getting a blood transfusion.
I've tried to write and put energy into my fanfictions, because I like to have a few chapters written before posting at least, but I just really can't muster the focus I need to write anything. I can't muster the effort it takes to proof read stuff. Honestly, my brother was like my a parent growing up. My mom couldn't have cared less about us if she tried half of the time. He was always the one taking care of me growing up and I'm just really struggling with the very real prospect that he may die.
So I'm sorry that I'm not posting. I'll get myself back on track soon. 2020 seems like such a shit year, dude. Everything is always going wrong.
You know someone has a vanilla sex life when they think "go choke yourself and see how well you can talk through it," in an argument about how you can't talk if you're being suffocated, is somehow a winning ticket.
Sir, my husband chokes me in bed for fun. I know what it feels like to be choked. I can talk for quite some time before I gotta tap out.
This is not the trump card you thought it was.
For legal reasons, this is a joke 👀
You know someone has a vanilla sex life when they think "go choke yourself and see how well you can talk through it," in an argument about how you can't talk if you're being suffocated, is somehow a winning ticket.
Sir, my husband chokes me in bed for fun. I know what it feels like to be choked. I can talk for quite some time before I gotta tap out.
This is not the trump card you thought it was.
My BNHA loot crate finally came in the mail 😭 I was so close to just canceling it, but it's here instead. Bless.
In case anyone was wondering what came in the BNHA loot crate here it is (featuring my BNHA bedset 😂);
