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Hey, howdy hey, I hope you're having a great day!
Just sharing something I put together for some Arcane fanart that I drew đŠľâ¤ď¸
Thank you for stopping by this small alcove of the internet, and may something really nice happen to you today đ
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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time itâs on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER ITâS FINALLY BACK YAY!
Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts.Â
We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE
Iâm permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT.Â
::bows with a flourish::
Thereâs a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.
@revfrog
#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
AND ITâS BACK ON MY DASH. LOVELY.
Why is this so incredible?
"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"
Cool. Don't
"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass
"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss
Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care
*softly* you're an unpleasant person
from @kiramae54
Cosmic alignmentâŚ
Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes
Youâve been hit by đŞ
Youâve been struck by đŞ
A Roman Senator đŞđŞđŞ
CAESER ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY CEASER
Masterclass in darning
This is quantum physics in theory (incomprehensible unless you're a hardore math simp) but in practice it is Black Magic (you have to sell your soul and sabity in order to perform it).
btw @ everyone who can't wrap their heads around this, here's a longer video going into more detail about prepping the damaged area and mending/darning technique with actual explanations!
rb with this more detailed method which will make a more lasting mend.
rb with this more
detailed method which will make
a more lasting mend.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
humans and their pets
Hey, howdy hey, and jingle all the way đâ¨ď¸
Just sharing a little festive cheer with a little holiday light show from Canada's largest botanical garden!
Thank you for stopping by this small alcove of the internet, and I hope you have a holly jolly dayđ
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: Weâve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!Â
Everyone Else: Youâve created mustard gas is what youâve done. Your lungs look like youâve just returned from the Western Front.Â
Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.
Time for a health and safety lesson.
See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:
The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur.Â
DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS.Â
DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.
DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.)Â
DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DONâT COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!)Â
YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT.Â
IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOUâRE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESNâT ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.)Â
CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS!Â
YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.Â
YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME.Â
I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.
TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS.Â
PLEASE DO NOT DIE.
The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f
Hey, this actually very useful information to have if you are a kid or otherwise donât know.
I feel like the âmay cause deathâ part on that chart needs to be majorly bigger. The descriptions of the first two sound like theyâd be unpleasant, but âunpleasantâ doesnât cut it. Needs to have a way bigger âTHIS IS HOW THEY KILLED PEOPLE IN WARS BEFORE IT WAS OUTLAWEDâ warning.Â
Man, I miss this particular part of quarantine
YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
#you started blogging when I was 2
legally blonde from warnerâs perspective is so funny
One day youâre dating this gorgeous but ditsy girl but your family pressures you to break up with her once you go to harvard so you do and it ends in tears but whatever.
Next thing you know, sheâs at Harvard, dressed in entirely different clothes, saying its easy to get in and sheâs pretending she forgot you go there. But you payed your way in and sheâs rich too so you kind of assume she did the same thing and fine, so you have a stalker now.
Thereâs a mixer at the start of the school year. She shows up in a playboy. bunny. costume.
She tries to flirt with you while your fiance is in the next room. You tell her enough is enough and she gets like really angry at you.
Suddenly she is kicking ur ass in class, she steals opportunities away from you, she steals your girlfriend, she starts winning cases, sheâs on the news now, she graduates as valedictorian
And you deserve it
The book from his perspective is even funnier.
You break up with the girl you actually really like because she's hot, but your family expects you to marry a girl who's rich and also smart enough to be a lawyer herself, so you string her along until just before graduation and then tell her so long and thanks for all the fish.
Then you show up at Stanford for orientation and, at the end of the long list of accolades and accomplishments the various students in your graduating class comes in with, the dean of students announces Stanford Law's first-ever beauty queen, and holy shit it's your ditzy ex.
You have already gotten engaged to the girl your parents expect you to marry. Your fiancee is actually in more of your ex's classes than you are, just because of how the schedules line up. There are quite a few people in your class who knew her before and they all mock her. Most of the other students get in on it. You stay out of it.
There's a Halloween party, she shows up dressed as a Playboy Bunny, and she outright tells you she came to Stanford to prove she's good enough for you. You laugh at her.
Your fiancee convinces you to send everything you ever got from your ex back to her. She does this right before first semester finals. You may possibly feel like a jerk, but you do it anyway.
You get your grades back for the first semester. Your fiancee is near the top of the class. You are at the bottom of the class. You are pissed off about this. You decide you need to do something about this situation. What you decide that you need to do is take your ex, who understands you and would never show you up with grades like that and knows how to make you feel like the biggest man in the world, out to dinner, order a meal that your fiancee has managed to convince you to stop eating for your health, declare to your ex that you are going to start making your own decisions again...and have therefore decided to start playing golf again, damn what your fiancee says. You are completely confused when your ex leaves the table in tears.
You may or may not find out that your ex took all her first semester classes pass/fail, which means she technically did better than you.
You apply for an internship with a lawyer who is working on a case involving a woman accused of murdering her elderly husband. You get it, along with your fiancee, a militant feminist, and your ex. The feminist gets the internship because she is an expert in women's rights and particularly as they relate to this case. Your fiancee gets it because she has insanely good research skills and the grades to back it up. Your ex gets it because she is passionate about the case and also has connections with a number of people involved in the case, including the defendant. You get it because your father went to law school with the lawyer in question.
Your ex gets to go along on depositions. Your fiancee also goes to depositions. You are struggling to keep up with the minimal workload you have been given.
The case gets to court. The lawyer is on the verge of losing. Your ex suddenly jumps up and asks to ask the key witness questions. She then manages to skewer the entire testimony based on her intimate knowledge of both beauty routines and sorority politics. She gets mobbed by the press immediately following the case and the lawyer goes on record as stating he is proud of her.
You are delighted. You present your ex with a detailed explanation of how you can now marry her, because your parents will accept her when your dad's old friend tells them how smart she is and you can have a hot wife too. Your ex informs you that she's not interested in you anymore and that she's realized she can do better, and then adds that incidentally your fiancee has been standing behind you this entire time hearing you talk about how she's ugly as a brick fence and you're only marrying her because your parents are making you.
Your fiancee gives you the ring back, skips class, and goes to the salon. Your exes have now unionized.
Have a SuperMar10
Well hello there đ I wanted to share the latest episode from my hobby podcast, where you find your friendly neighbourhood Canadian chatting about their home and native land but with a bit of a twist, learn why Indiana Jones should probably steer clear of Manitoba and AI Snoop Dawg lends a helping hand!
I'd really appreciate it if you'd consider checking it out and if you do leave a comment and/or like not only would it make my day BUT your comment might be the next shoutout for an upcoming episode đ
Thanks for stopping by and have a good one đ
Hi all, I'd like to share a short snippet taken from a most recent episode of my hobby podcast. If you're a Medieval Times goer and appreciate the work of the Green Knight.. this one may not be for you đ
Thank you for taking time out of your day to stop by this little corner of the internet đđ¨đŚ
Sorry not sorry, Medieval Timesđ¤This is a cheeky (or sneaky?) snippet from the most recent podcast episode of Brought To You By My Brain, wh
