[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[flygutzz]

imma do anything atp why not

[adhdtranstheatrekid]

p o t a t o .

[knuckleevelvett]

whenever ao3 goes down its always somehow when i get halfway through a fic so now i have to wait a whole day to finish it💔💔

[memesmadefullmetal]

Happy October 3rd! 🥳 Hope everyone enjoys The Legend of the Fullmetal Mean Girls 😌

[ohmypawsandwhiskers]

[chaoticbatfam]

Jason would adopt a kid (or a kid would adopt Jason, let’s be real) and he would never outright tell anyone. It would be up to everyone ELSE to find out. Whether that be by accident or by suspicious snooping

Jason: hey guys, im gong to the store. anyone want anything? tim: uh some granola bars for patrol would be great. what are you going to the store for? jason: *non-chalantly* a night light tim: tim: are you . . . afraid of the dark? jason: no tim:

jason: *yanking a super sugary cereal out of dick's hands* that stunts growth and development dick: dick: i am,,,,, fully rown and developed?????? jason: well then you're setting a bad example for young and impressionable children dick: damian????????? jason: no dick: then who?????

cassandra: would you like to come to my ballet recital? everyone else is busy. jason: umm . . . can i bring a plus one? cassandra: sure. who? jason: my daughter cassandra: awww that's a great idea! later: cassandra: wait. you don't have a daughter. jason: yes i do? cassandra: okay then. *promptly never mentions it to anyone else*

steph: *visiting jason* uh . . . dude jason: *wearing a "my dad jokes are the price of my cooking" apron and cooking while holding a child on his hip* yea? steph: steph: what the FU- jason: LANGUAGE steph: -DGE

bruce: jason has been acting off. i need the two of you to tail him tonight and report back to me. stephanie: no. bruce: what do you mean no? duke: i wouldn't willingly tail jason todd if you told me you would pay for my college bruce: im already going to pay for your college duke: exactly. and i'm gonna to need my life to make use of that fact. so im not going to tail the murderous crime lord turned vigilante. no way. bruce: something's wrong, i'm telling you two. stephanie, who has alrady met her niece and is the first aunt to have been named: ask someone else dude. idk what else t' tell ya

bruce: tim, something's wrong with jason tim, who found out through steph the day previous and has since met his niece as well: he got a girl bruce: *wide-eyed* he has a girlfriend???? tim: that's not-- you know what, sure

[dibs4ever]

Barbara watching Dick doing acrobatics with their preschool aged son

Barbara: I grew him inside me for 9 months…..birthed him with no pain meds. Only for him to look and act exactly like his father.

Baby Grayson: Daddy did you know the adult brain weighs 3lbs. It’s about 60% fat and 40% water, protein and carbohydrates.

Barbara: Ah there I am

[emihawks]

Zeus after making Odysseus drop a baby off the wall of Troy, obliterating the remaining 42 men of his crew, and beating the living shit out of his own daughter:

I found this photo from Tik Tok. I could not stop laughing.

[sableunavailable]

Dude had no right to be so dripped out for the finale

[fish-condition]

Odysseus, full of worry his wife won’t love him after learning what he did: I slayed a bunch of men and monsters without mercy to get home to you

Penelope, his wife, who is from Sparta, kicking her feet and twirling her hair: My love we’re already married, you don’t have to propose again

[australet789]

Can i also point out how freaking funny is that Telemachus went on a "diplomatic" mission, only to return cosplaying as Athena to kill the suitors?

Telemachus: "im going to kill those bastards"

Athena: "no not dressed like that"

Telemachus: "ok better?"

Athena: "yes bitch slay"

[turquoisespace35]

Wow, what an odyssey, it was truly... epic

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

The mammalian desire to stand at the edge of the ocean.

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[swan2swan]

Check it.

[jorongbak]

* Sobbing happily at the beautiful sight of the Wolverine's iconic cowl that's been 24 YEARS overdue. *

They finally put him in the yellow suit and gave him the cowl.

[anxietyproblem]

[raposabranca-art]

Line weight. Perspective. The tilting of the head. Expression. Volume.

This early Modern human knew exactly what we learn to this day in order to create the illusion of life in 2d art.

Whoever they were, I admire them as much as every other great master.

[deadpoet117]

Adding the lions (which are but one section of the larger mural) because they take my breath away

[deadpoet117]

Oh, my poor unsuspecting blogger, there are more than just lions!

We got

rhinos

Dem

Bison and mammoth

And

Horsies too!

[dirtyriver]

Visiting (the reproduction of) Chauvet is a fucking experience, let me tell you. And there's a package of pictured available on their site: https://en.grottechauvet2ardeche.com/discover-the-site/la-grotte/

Here are some handprints:

And an owl:

[sauntervaguelydown]

Before this post, It never really occurred to me that the ancient cave painters probably practiced before painting those walls—they probably didn’t let just anybody put a bear up there, either. I wonder where and with what materials they were practicing.

[nikoisme]

the epic the musical experience