welcome to the trash

this is my house yes hello(18)

[85-rend]

sorry for being lonely and miserable and terrified of everyone constantly. it will not stop. i wish it did

[arsonarena]

reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

[communistkenobi]

happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!

[fiollaigean]

happy ten years to the Down With Cis bus!

[capriciousarsonist]

11 years of down with cis bus!!

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[fanfic-obsessed]

Now seen in 2026

[keyara-nyasha]

[fckdasociety]

Never not reblogging.

[kianamaiart]

i feel like these two would have a secret handshake

[mcr-themed-brain]

Alright everybody

[cheresceless]

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

[sugaldean]

Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

If you're not please reblog

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

[sugaldean]

Did you sign it?

Yes, I'm european

No, I'm European (scroll back you can still do it!)

No I'm not European (please rb)

Voting ended onMay 25, 2024

[but-dude-why]

[queer-world-666]

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

[dailydestieldose]

Quick, everyone reblog this

[pharmafelon]

They couldn't send me to the concentration camp cuz of adhd

[pharmafelon]

well I thought this was funny

[mistchievous]

Do something to prev.

Wave at them

Boop them

Hug them

Kiss them on the forehead

Tie them to a bed

Toss them in a lake

Pinch their cheek

Marry them

Give them a rock

Send them good vibes

Bite them

Shove them in a thorn bush

Voting ended onMay 23, 2024

[evil-vampire-official]

BITE BITW BITE BITE

[eviler-slenderman]

Biting You

[discourse-slenderman]

Rock

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Thorn bush.

[discourse-slenderman]

Lake

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Bite.

[discourse-slenderman]

THORN BUSH

[learningfrenchslenderman]

PINCH CHEEK[derogatory]

[discourse-slenderman]

PINCH BOTH CHEEKS (derogatory)

[learningfrenchslenderman]

BITE MICROPHONE!

[discourse-slenderman]

YOU GET YOUR FUCKING TEETH OFF MY MIC RIGHT NOW

[learningfrenchslenderman]

NUH-UH!

[discourse-slenderman]

I HOPE YOU GET ARRESTED FOR TAX EVASION

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Fool, I never did tax evasion!

Lake.

[discourse-slenderman]

Secret option: WATERFALL

[learningfrenchslenderman]

JDHE9AHGDGW9JSHSHAG

*flailing like that orange toothpaste creechur when you brush its teeth*

[discourse-slenderman]

WITH COMICALLY SHARP ROCKS ON THE BOTTOM!

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Oof, ouch, owie.

Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.

[discourse-slenderman]

and there’s PIRANNAHS!

Wait actually no those are just some fucked up looking fish

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Uh– Um– Uh–

TIE TO BED

[discourse-slenderman]

NOOOOOOOO

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Hah! And now...

Give rock[YEET]

[discourse-slenderman]

Ooooo shiny rock—-

OW

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Hah!

[discourse-slenderman]

*picks it up with tentacles and throws it back at you*

[learningfrenchslenderman]

*tries to swallow it but starts choking*

[discourse-slenderman]

DON’T EAT THE PERFECTLY GOOD ROCK!

[learningfrenchslenderman]

*still choking*

AHHSJAJAJUDOANA

[discourse-slenderman]

*gnaws on the ropes*

[learningfrenchslenderman]

AHSVIAHBAUHSBSNISJSHSJSJAJAJ

[discourse-slenderman]

*runs over and punches your stomach to make you comically spit out the rock*

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Ptoo.

Uh, thanks.

[discourse-slenderman]

*nod* ((<- just wanted the rock))

Eww now I have to clean it

[learningfrenchslenderman]

What‐

[discourse-slenderman]

The rock was in your mouth that’s gross

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Oh, well SORRY for not knowing what to do!

[discourse-slenderman]

well SORRY you decided trying to EAT THE FLYING ROCK was a good idea!

[learningfrenchslenderman]

I didn't mean to SWALLOW it!

[discourse-slenderman]

Then WHY’D YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH

[learningfrenchslenderman]

I DONT KNOW!

[discourse-slenderman]

Your logic is flawed

[learningfrenchslenderman]

I know.

[discourse-slenderman]

Go to the store and buy better logic then

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Wait, there are stores that sell logic?

[discourse-slenderman]

uhh…. Possibly?

[learningfrenchslenderman]

I need to find this store then, this is great news!

[discourse-slenderman]

if you actually find this store, tell me so I can direct some people there

[learningfrenchslenderman]

... You lied, didn't you?

[discourse-slenderman]

I didn’t say it was guaranteed, just that it’s possible it exists

[learningfrenchslenderman]

...

Lake.

[discourse-slenderman]

This torment is never ending

[learningfrenchslenderman]

It is, my fellow Slender.

[discourse-slenderman]

How do you know that

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Do you believe me incapable of understanding mature ideas simply due to my personality?

[discourse-slenderman]

..huh??

[learningfrenchslenderman]

I know much more than you might assume me to. You flibbertigibbet.

[discourse-slenderman]

Does that mean you know if a logic store exists or not? FLIBBERTIGIBBET??

[learningfrenchslenderman]

It clearly doesn't.

Thesaurus's are fun.

[discourse-slenderman]

But do you KNOW it doesn’t? Have you ever BEEN?

stop using words not in my vocabulary!

[learningfrenchslenderman]

I know plenty of things due to the things I am made up of. Much more than you could comprehend.

Sorry!

[discourse-slenderman]

..So you’re a dictionary??

You didn’t answer my question

[learningfrenchslenderman]

... DO I LOOK LIKE A BOOK? I am a civilized glitch slender.

[discourse-slenderman]

You didn’t look stupid at first, and yet here we are

[learningfrenchslenderman]

I am not stupid. Shut up!!

[discourse-slenderman]

Oh hey, you sound normal again.

[learningfrenchslenderman]

... Oh shit, they're back.

[discourse-slenderman]

..Who??

[learningfrenchslenderman]

I don't know! Some thing that manifested inside of me after I tried talking to Malware.

[discourse-slenderman]

So you’re possessed..??

I can add “person-I-know-is-possessed” to my list

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Hey girl I trapped your boyfriend in a poll. don't worry he'll be fine, he just needs to outrun the tsunami. sorry

🌊🌊🌊

🚣

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[blacktipreefsharkwizarding]

[magical-bear-dubin]

Such a narrow escape

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Next time we'll get him

[nico-the-overlord]

Hey wait we can reblog with polls

Save him again. Or not…

🌊🌊🌊

🚣

Voting ended onMar 10, 2024

[putting-pomni-in-places]

Followers please drown the tumblr boyfriend. for me.

[bad-polls]

Third times the charm?

🌊🌊🌊

🚣

Voting ended onMay 24, 2024

[the-principality-of-sealand]

DROWN.

[forever-scotland]

SAVE

[india-official]

DROWN

[the-real-gmail]

DROWN HIM

[same-pic-rick-roll]

SAVE HIM

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

Oooh, I like waves....

[mystic-mae]

NO, EARTH

WE ARE SAVING HIM EVEN THOUGH HE BROKE UP WITH ME

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

Oh, sorry, what did I do? I was just paying attention to the waves..

OH

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

I’m proud of myself for finally not feeling icky saying ‘I love you’ to my friends

It’s not like I associated it with romance- ig it was just my upbringing making the phrase awkward- the actions spoke for the tongue

[non-tyrannical-usa]

I wish I could do that…

[puppygirlfish-deactivated202407]

Seeing a beautiful woman: God I wish that were me

Seeing a beautiful aquatic creature: Cod I fish that were me

[puppygirlfish-deactivated202407]

Come on please this is the one (1) original post I put out all year and the only notes are from me

[xvanilla-villainx]

@ofishal-fish-posts

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[egberts]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fairyycoffin]

reblogging this again because it remains true.

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao