Mx Asher

39?! They/Them. Kinky Ace. (Optional) Your Werewolf Themfriend Absolutely 18+ only,

[mx-asher]

Uh, hello!

So I haven't touched this thing since 2019... yikes. I'm Ace, but I love kink so the policy change killed my interest here. I've been seeing a lot of weird posts being shared outside of tumblr, though, so I figure I'll give this place a go again.

All posts with images or text I've written on them get #mxasher, in case you want to find them through the reblog mess. I'll consider more if I need to later.

Note: I'm not going back through my previous likes or posts. I've changed a lot since 2019 but not enough to distrust myself and clean house. If there's anything questionable, I probably don't feel that way anymore. :Person Shrugging Emoji:

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[the-vanilla-extraction]

okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onJul 8

[dashcon-two]

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Sometimes they try to pay you.

You are posted out by the Hollywood sign tonight, sitting under the frame where the W used to be. It got burnt to a crisp during last week’s big superhero fight. A hero died right where you’re sitting. The whole area’s been closed down until Hero Force can coordinate a recovery effort. Usually it’d be done by now but no one’s willing to touch it until the ash has been completely blown away.

It’s a rule that the world must stand still when a hero dies.

“How much?”

The voice comes from behind you. The lights that illuminate the Hollywood sign are down to hide as much of the scorch marks as possible. You wouldn’t be able to see anything even if you did turn around, so you don’t.

You put some chapstick on, the glide of the balm against your wind chapped lips grounding.

“I said,” the Hero says, voice tightening, “How. Much.”

There’s the sound of gravel crunching now. They’re wearing heavy boots and the scent of fresh blood grows stronger the closer they get. Their breathing is smooth and even which means it’s not their blood.

You put the cap back on your chapstick and tuck it into your leather jacket’s inner pocket. “I don’t take money.”

“Then what do you take?” The Hero rounds the Y and comes into your line of sight. The dark hides most of their features, but you can make out a glittering gold mask and the dull shine of drying blood on their chest plate. Their breathing may be even, but their stance isn’t. They sway in place, back and forth, back and forth. Their arms wrap around their stomach. “I’ve got land. A house. You can have it.”

Keep reading

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[iridescent-birds]

ok I wanna make a poll now

What was your most beloved plushie as a child?

Bear

Dog

(Domestic) cat

Big cat

Equine (horse/zebra/donkey)

Rabbit/bunny

Sheep/lamb

Sea creature

Other domesticated animal

Other wild animal

Fantasy creature

Not an animal

Voting ended onApr 15

(I know this isn't the most even way to represent animal groups but I tried to go off of what I saw mentioned most in the notes)

Reblogs for sample size appreciated!

[mx-asher]

It was a skunk. And I have a vivid memory of being in pre-k, where everyone got to bring in their "teddy bear" for the day with themed stories or lessons and I'd just yell "and skunks" whenever the teacher said bears. I was the only one without a bear.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Happy good Friday, have a masterpost

[aluvian]

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Thanks for the things I missed!

[brucebocchi]

[beemovieerotica]

[yes xena was crucified 3 times in the show]

[mx-asher]

[kattigans]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[mckitterick]

[adamtotscomix]

[adamtotscomix]

Damn ok here adamtots.dashery.com

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Your wolves will be needing this.

[rocketbirdie]

easy. lmao

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[littleluciddreamer-blog]

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

[indigonite]

classic from last year that I can only share it today

[indigonite]

yknow what day it is

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[humblebee-hymn]

Caring for this incineroar for three days before my litten shows up. Who the fuck is this then?

[devilcroc]

this is the funniest addition anyone’s ever made to this post