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thanks to another post, i tried picturing how yoohankim would introduce each other to people. specifically yoohan. cause like, doksoo would say they're friends, and joongdok would say they're companions/friends, but yoohan. all i can picture is both of them opening their mouths and then closing them like wait how DO i introduce this guy? acquaintance is too distant but friends makes me cringe and coworkers may have been accurate at some point but doesn't quite fit and it's different than what YJH and KDJ have going on but like. they both love the same person so much they'd do anything to help him be happy. she made him. he's her protagonist. they are deeply intrisically interconnected. so what should they say...oh wait that's right she made him, so...

then han sooyoung is like "uh...he's my...kid?" and it immediately feels so wrong she full body shivers and yoo joonghyuk has never looked so disgusted in his many many lives. "if you were my mother i'd kill us both" he says. "if you were my kid i'd beat you to it" she says.

person who they were introducing each other to is just standing there like. can i go home.

bidokja

tags from @headphonemouse:

# i think if they arrived at an event together they would immediately part ways at the door to avoid this kind of situation # or hsy would jump on the chance to go 'I'm his boss' and he would argue

actually you are objectively correct about this, so this is your post now

headphonemouse

Tags from @ bidokja

# the wHEEZE I JUST WHOZE # ''im his boss' she says before he can even get a word in edgewise # 'no. she isnt' he says in a way he thinks is intimidating but which has Zero affect on our girl sooyoung # 'uh. i am though' she says thinking about the fact that she wrote the novel and yjh was technically an assistant and proofreader# (nevermind the fact that this would make him a coworker. hsy is not about to let him win on a technicality when shes come this far) # 'im the co-founder of the nebula.' he says. 'why does that matt-' she starts only for him to continue 'so if anything im YOUR boss' # her jaw drops at the audacity of this bitch and her shock means she is without a witty or accurate comeback # and so she resorts to saying 'i think your time in space gave you permanent damage you crazy bastard' # whatever event theyre at is promptly cancelled because yjh draws his sword and its all downhill from there # orv # funnier possibility is her saying 'im his boss' and he IMMEDIATELY flatly says 'im unemployed'

First order of business as new CEO of this post is to GET YOUR TAGS UP HERE HOW DARE YOU HIDE THAT

#orv spoilers

sleepyspoonie

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

charl0ttan

best multiple of nine

Voting ended onMay 28

ultrafacts

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

pizzaismylifepizzaisking

Tama is boss

ultrafacts

cat-fandom

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

ultrafacts

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

retro-geek-deactivated20220412

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

karinanotcinerina

Beautiful.

system-fail-ure-deactivated2021

Now I’m crying thanks

sapphic-matriarchy

and a new cat was hired right?

clarenecessities

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

lafayettelabaguette

Law

tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

sighinastorm

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

linkislost

a legacy

bemusedlybespectacled

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

kindaoffkilter

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

cryoverkiltmilk

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

northeastartist

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

redchrominance

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

twimmythebabywitch

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

dduane

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

fandomsandfeminism

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-

ITS TAMA!

darker-than-darkstorm

Just to update… yes, there is a Gotama (“Fifth Tama”) now, introduced in January of this year.

Wakayama Electric Railway’s tradition of feline stationmasters has a new face: Gotama, who joined the team as stationmaster in January 2025.

Nitama and Yontama are still alive and still working. Gotama is Nitama’s second assistant.

Also, there’s not enough pictures of Sun-Tama-Tama in this thread, so have this one:

darker-than-darkstorm

Sadly, Nitama died last December, so today Yontama stepped up as full stationmaster. Rokutama (“Sixth Tama”) was also introduced as a new trainee.

The Kishigawa Line drew attention after it named cat Tama its first feline stationmaster in 2007. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read more a

cryoverkiltmilk

Another Tama has hit the railways!!

swinging-stars-from-satellites

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

humanpersonface

Additional update to this

lizluvscupcakes

kiwi

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

kiwi

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

softness-and-shattering

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

batsandboba

as someone who doesnt watch a lot of tv shows but does watch a lot of video essays, there is nothing more exciting than a popular tv show ending badly. its like a whalefall for my youtube recommendations. thank you stranger things also sorry that happened

underratedgrapeju1ce

i'm so fucking over it

bad-faith-misinterpreter

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

underratedgrapeju1ce

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

xekstrin

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

xekstrin

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!