Creative Graces

David 35 Masculine

[swedishjazz]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[thinkingabout-girls]

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

[basalt-havic]

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[bisquid]

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

[i-say-ok]

ok!

[a-mimic-and-a-jester]

ITS THE OG OMG

[jennyislander]

Had to be this one.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

BRUTUS IS BACK!

[peachfromcmbyn]

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[god-monsterr]

this reply deserves to be here.

[puppygirllaika]

"A guide to cooking with ADHD"

*looks inside*

"Plan all of your meals up to two weeks in advance"

[undergecko]

I recommend just making a bunch of pre prepped meals so that you can just grab one and go back to whatever

[naamahdarling]

[teaboot]

tumblr ate my response but I got screenshots

I know none of these are “correct” but I haven’t died yet

[nouveau-riche-princess]

i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

[plant-diets2savehumans]

Are … are the carnists ok??

[nouveau-riche-princess]

yeah i dont work at a carnival or anything but im good im okay i appreciate you asking yo

[plant-diets2savehumans]

‘carnist’ is the name for someone who consumes corpse and other animal products. Such as “chili con carne” or “carnivore.”

You were perhaps thinking of “carnie”

[nouveau-riche-princess]

oh okay pretty common mistake no problem dude but yeah i don't even really go to carnivals or anything even as an attendee

[cheese24k]

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

[kirbyddd]

[theweirdwideweb]

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

[theweirdwideweb]

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

[theweirdwideweb]

[handsmotif]

as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!

goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you

some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!

if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too

good luck out there 👍

[bitchesgetriches]

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

[rayneydayss]

another one is singlecare.com, brought my duloxetine from $240 a month to $20

and there are coupons for hrt on there as well :) different options for different pharmacies

[hereissomething]

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

[acolytesandtea]

When I was uninsured and broke, I still remember the pharmacy tech in a horribly understaffed pharmacy who took the time to find the best coupon for me. I hope they’re doing well

[chibisquirt]

Can't believe I reblobbed this without plugging myself: Hi, I'm a health insurance agent, licensed in 27 states. I will advise you for ✨free✨ if you are having insurance problems such as "I just lost coverage" or "dagnabbit, this is expensive!"

Yes, even over ask. Although you do have to tell me what state you're in first so I don't do that good illegal shit. :)

[subversivecynic]

How did I not know this about you?!

[chibisquirt]

Because I don't like talking about myself unprompted because I have a deep-seeded horror of my inevitable metamorphosis into my father?

[trobairitzdedia]

When the pharaoh is being a bitch so you bring out the tzefardea

[teaboot]

I’m so glad that things like survivorship bias and statistical outliers became memes I wish more critical thinking skills would become widely-understood this way, I’m not kidding let’s get on this

[teaboot]

”Turtles are showing up full of straws” “Nobody was trans when I was your age” “Why does everyone have allergies now” “Our ancestors survived without vaccines” “My grandma never had an income or driver’s license and THEY were married for decades” “I’m saving the rest of my medication for later cause I feel better now”

Look at the plane until you understand

[teaboot]

My momma used to tell us not to fear the noises we heard in the woods at night because if something designed to kill us wanted to kill us then we wouldn’t hear it coming and at the time it was horrifying and unsettling but now I wish we all had heard that at least once growing up

[theconcealedweapon]

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

[drstarlight]

[toonskribblez]

[taleofdaringdo]

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[thecrowfinder]

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

[transmasc-menace]

time for people to do the funniest thing ever

[thecrowfinder]

Do not.

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

I wish I spoke Spanish, this probably says something really beautiful