Nii Loves Birbs

Nii | 28 | Probably a bird-with access to a computer- Well Hello there! Feel Free to call me Nii, I draw a lot and ramble even more. I usually reblog A LOT on this blog.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[e-rose]

🖤🖤🖤

[sourcreammachine]

unironically this is what sheer absolute delight looks like

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[thereisselfpreservation]

[wizard-email]

i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

[wizard-email]

I'm literally pointing a death lazer at you

[wizard-email]

*sobs*

[wizard-email]

stop asking about my dad

[theweirdwideweb]

[homunculus-argument]

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

[stele3]

"I'm really not good at it," the king admits with horrible, aching grief. The country is in disarray. Peasants go hungry. Nobles trade power amongst themselves with impunity.

So the queen takes over and ruthlessly sets things to rights. Fires several generals, hangs nobles, redirects wealth to the peasantry. It isn't long before the first assassination attempt, which she expected.

She did not expect her docile, beetle-obsessed husband to go absolutely feral and fling himself at the assassins wielding a pair of sharp knives.

[stele3]

Also, the beetles are intended to attack and kill a certain type of invasive worm that has been killing off the gourd and potato crops for decades. He’s been trying since he was a child to crossbreed several native species to be hardier and better diggers. When he finally gets it right it’s all over for you bitches (“you bitches” being mass starvation of subsistence farmers).

[alexaloraetheris]

Mad Scientist and the Head of HR ass dynamic

[cannastop-deactivated20240304]

[nonamehorse]

good for her

[flankout]

good for her

[catching-fire-in-the-wind]

[mobylace]

[captain-cargoshorts]

Me, checking IMDB: I bet it's Doug

IMDB:

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[afishtrap]

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”

[rondoel]

PET - a prologue to my newest original story ;)

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First Chapter

[pilot-star]

Some kneading techniques that I have observed

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[vedajuno]

I think the biggest sign of the grand “fall of Bethesda” or whatever is the fact that Starfield officially released a full calendar month ago today and I literally have zero idea what it is about or what happens in it. absolutely zero cultural osmosis seems to have happened, which would’ve been unthinkable for a Bethesda RPG like ten years ago

[vedajuno]

you don’t get it. Skyrim is one of the most iconic video games ever released, the Dovahkiin is firmly cemented in pop culture and stuff like “arrow to the knee” and “ah, you’re finally awake-“ became the bedrock of gaming culture for literally years. New Vegas is a continually surviving series of Simpsons-fan-level injokes about Benny and Courier and Joshua Graham, endlessly quoting every line of dialogue and modding the game with seemingly infinite hyper specific absurd add-ons. even the relatively middling reception for Fallout 4 was followed by months worth of people memeing about The Institute or Dogmeat, hair twirling over how much they were attracted to robots like Curie or Codsworth or Nick Valentine, it gave us THE FINAL PAM for gods sake. even Fallout Fucking 76 had John Denver stuck in everyone’s head for six fucking months.

the idea that I have not seen a single character or plot point or literally anything about Starfield in the month after its release other then “it looks pretty and runs at 60fps” is an impossibility. it’s absurd. absolute downfall material for bethesda

[obsidiansynth]

We literally have not heard of any notable plot points or notable characters whatsoever, the most we've heard is basically just Classic Bethesda Glitches and "cool game in space" that is it

[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]

[emwheezie]

Gamer cats

[spookysouthwest]

[alraunahomestead]

Alina Malina