Nurse_Jack

I caved and got a tumbler. Judge me as harshly as I judge myself.

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[kakaphoe]

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[dreaming-yeen]

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

[lessonsintrance]

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

[asubmissiveview]

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

ALL OF THIS

Plus

2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu

[simiperfect]

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

[velvet74sub]

I love this whole thread

[watart]

The last time I saw this it was only at the first ‘cut him some slack’ part and it just progressively gets better each time.

[thattimdrakeguy]

We support this Brendan Fraser in this home

[c3rvida3]

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

[c3rvida3]

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

[grimthetransman]

That’s such a power move.

[dualclock]

This is exactly the struggle I’m having with my own mother right now and honestly? i sort of did that, but at the church i grew up in. my mom was like “oh so what if i tell the whole church youre trans” as if she had forgotten that nearly everyone who goes to my church is actually gay, like elderly retired gay couples, so i was like “haha okay,” and told everyone.

And lemme just say, watching a 5'2", 87 year old gay man stop my mother mid-sentance to say “Actually, I think he prefers to go by Aiden now.” was the BIGGEST dick energy ive ever seen.

[lhylice]

Let’s hear it for 5'2", 87 year old gay men who are trans allies! Woo!

[nevaehtyler]

This is important.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

It’s not a “loophole” it’s explicit within the text of the amendment

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

“Loophole” lmfao like it’s a fucking accident, like it wasn’t purposefully structured to reclaim and expand a source of free labor

[stele3]

We never outlawed slavery in America. We simply transferred ownership of slaves from individual landowners to the government and large corporations.

Other fun facts about prison labor corporations:

-Federal and state-run prisons usually pay their slaves minimum wage; some states, however, like Colorado, pay $2/hour.

-Private prisons pay $.17-.50/hour. The highest paying private prison is in Tennessee, which pays $.50/hour for “highly-skilled labor.”

-You think that hasn’t affected wages in the US? You think that hasn’t removed manufacturing jobs from the economy?

-Companies that contract with private prisons for their slave labor include: IBM, Boeing, Motorola, Microsoft, AT&T, Wireless, Texas Instrument, Dell, Compaq, Honeywell, Hewlett-Packard, Nortel, Lucent Technologies, 3Com, Intel, Northern Telecom, TWA, Nordstrom’s, Revlon, Macy’s, Pierre Cardin, Target Stores. Many, many products that say “Made in USA” were made in prison.

-Private prisons often have quotas with the states, wherein the states contractually guarantee that they will provide a certain number of prisoners to fill the beds of a private prison, and if they don’t then they owe the private prison millions of dollars. I’m not making this up. It happened in Colorado after they legalized weed.

-States have a financial incentive to lock up their citizens.

-All of the above corporations have a financial incentive to see citizens get locked up.

-This is why Jeff Sessions is going after weed. The prison industrial complex needs slaves.

-To the shock of absolutely no one, private prisons have even more disparate racial demographics than federal/state prisons.

-Where do you think they send undocumented immigrants who have been rounded up? That’s right, private prisons. That’s why so many of them are in the South. So they take immigrants who are earning some kind of comparable wage and paying income tax to the government, and put them in prison where the wages are absurdly depressed and the prison pays virtually nothing in taxes.

-Oh yeah: private prisons pay virtually nothing in taxes. Because they technically manage real estate (prison as housing), they get all sorts of tax breaks and subsidies.

Tl;dr the prison industrial complex removes jobs from the economy, depresses wages, cheats the tax system, and ENSLAVES PEOPLE, usually people of color.

Sources:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-prison-industry-in-the-united-states-big-business-or-a-new-form-of-slavery/8289

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/09/private-prisons-occupancy-quota-cca-crime

http://mfgtalkradio.com/s7-e15-manufacturing-jobs-lost-prison-slave-labor/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/19/private-prison-quotas_n_3953483.html?1379606057

http://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/03/13/289000532/why-for-profit-prisons-house-more-inmates-of-color

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2017/02/27/immi-f27.html

https://www.finance.senate.gov/ranking-members-news/wyden-introduces-bill-to-stop-private-prisons-from-exploiting-tax-incentives-for-profit

[strengthins0lidarity]

For reference, they’re referring to the clause that goes, “neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”

[tv-nerd-aus]

Akilah Green on Chelsea 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

[unclebeanbag]

“Friend”

Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.

[ulysseus]

Plants don’t wage war

[unclebeanbag]

Ever heard of blackberries?

Yes, plants do wage war

[kasaron]

Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else. 

[systlin]

I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.

It’s currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.

Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.

And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.

[moirakatson]

This post did not go where I expected it to.

[deathbeforednf]

Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadn’t been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.

Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.

[norseminuteman]

Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed. 

[breadgunner-deactivated20181003]

Can second the comments of Kudzu.

I forget where I read it but there’s this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance that’s in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plant’s seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. It’s even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.

[booksandwildthings]

I’d like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:

See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That was a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.

[ehyde]

Near my parents’ house in Oregon there’s an old WWII army training camp that’s long been abandoned, and it’s full of concrete remnants of buildings that are completely overrun with blackberries. It’s a really great spot to go berry picking, and it has an eerie, post-apocalyptic feel.

[momomorp]

That’s not even considering allelopathic interactions between plants-look up the black walnut tree (its toxin, juglone, is the most famous example)- basically, it wages chemical warfare on nearby plants through the root system (though the nutshells also contain juglone too). Juglone discourages germination rates and even inhibits root growth of already existing plants! Allelopathy in general is a new field-theres Discourse™ because each particular toxins only works on specific plants, which vary; therefore it’s really fucking hard to regulate & compile enough data to test out the effects of such chemicals compared to other factors (pests, soil depletion, etc), but theres a little community still because Targeted Pesticides™ would be really rad yo

[momomorp]

So yeah you go plants go poison that waterhole

[momomorp]

Um i was skimming the post and saw PLANT WARS so,,, I may have dumped a little too much,,, Suffice to say that plants are super versatile and should be feared Bow before them

[squeeful]

Phragmites australisa invades and conquers new territory by squirting acid on other plants so strong it dissolves roots in under half an hour.

(I watched a mint vs ivy showdown.  The ivy won.)

[philosopherking1887]

Nature, red in tooth, claw, and rhizome.

[the-seedling-witch]

This thread made my day so much better.

Also, I did have a mint plant a few years back, and I moved out and nobody in my family bothered to care for it, so it got BEYOND OVERGROWN and had taken over the entire plot I had for the mini garden. Mint needs to be restrained to a pot for the good of all gardens

[aggresively-dabbing]

@disgustingplants

[spinningorigins]

And not a single mention of mugwort or garlic mustard.

[mandalorianreynolds]

How about Scotchbroome?

[lizluvscupcakes]

So… can we have treehouses, or…?

[multishipping-goodness]

Yes.

[thedeadmemereturns]

Man this post was a fucking rollercoaster

[multishipping-goodness]

It was.

[pepper-stark-deactivated2021080]

This is my favorite celebrity headline of today

[rellasnowheenim]

[silly-slacker-person]

[ashtastica]

John Mulaney voice: It was even weirder, though, when I went out for the night with some money, black out, and wake up with more money, because that means that I earned money. That means that I traded goods and/or services. Which is scary.

[agentrandom]

Why is Marvel like this?

Anthony Mackie:

Brie Larson:

[rootbeergoddess]

So I’m not the only person who finds this really creepy right?

[wukodork]

No, no you are not

[noli-ge]

…so it was that bad

[alstee]

Well, that sure explains a lot!

[lokijiro]

Back in the old days, Kenneth Branagh actually involved Tom in the process of creating Loki. He asked Tom for all the aspects that he’d wish to explore. Tom kept a scrapbook where he wrote down all his ideas. The actors of Thor met to discuss the dynamics between the characters. That’s when Tom and Rene Russo came up with the backstory of Frigga being the one who taught Loki magic, and decided that they would share a tic. After filming Thor, Tom met Joss Whedon and they spent a whole afternoon discussing Loki, and what happened to him after his suicide attempt.

And now, actors have no idea what’s going on when they’re filming and reciting their lines. It’s no wonder the films feel so soulless. It looks like Marvel completely missed the fact that Loki became so popular because the guy who played him always knew what the character was feeling and how he would be moving.

[iamanartichoke]

Friendly reminder that Joss Whedon sent Tom Hiddleston the entire Avengers script and Tom read the entire thing and loved it so much that he sent a gushing email back to Joss, thanking him for writing Loki as such an emotionally complex, layered character. 

Just compare that level of artistic integrity and caring about the characters and the plot to the most recent shit show of the actors not even knowing what fucking movie they’re filming. 

[bastlynn]

Funny thing - if your actor doesn’t know what movie they’re filming or the role they have in the plot, then their agent can’t properly negotiate for the pay they deserve for their work.

This is a rampant issue with voice acting too.

[squeeful]

^^^^^^

[marsapartment]

No one:

Not a soul:

Ezra Miller writing the tags on this pic of his flash crossover cameo:

[marsapartment]

This is the mulitverse equivalent of ticking all the "Yes I would fuck my clone" options on that buzz feed quiz

[thranduiloropherion]

I have this friend that I met via facebook fish groups. We have been on the same admin team for about a couple years now. He was 16 or 17 when I first met him, Idr. He’s now 18. Still in high school, lives with his parents. Pretty normal suburban kid. His hobby is Christmas. And I mean like, think of the hobby you love MOST, the thing you would devote your entire life to if you could. That’s this kid and Christmas. In particular, he loves to setup Christmas lights and decorations in his yard.

He buys most of his stuff around this time of year (October/November). Sometimes someone will have a deal going in July, so he’ll stock up then too. But he’s also constantly looking on eBay and stuff for deals on lights and inflatables. I constantly get excited messages from him when something rad is on sale. A frequent topic between us is “This inflatable or that inflatable?” And discussing the pros and cons of each.

He easily spends hundreds of dollars PER YEAR on lights and decorations. He’s been doing this for multiple years. Where does this high schooler get this money from? Does he have a normal teenager job? Do his parents give it to him? No. He has a side hustle. He sells extraneous lights he picked up for cheap, and dabbles in carnivorous plants as well.

Here’s the kicker, and my favorite part. His parents don’t know he buys all this shit. I’ll randomly get messages from him like “Oh, I gotta hide this 50 pound greenhouse frame in the wall before my mom sees it” And “there’s so many lights spread out in the living room right now, if I throw these new ones I just got today in with them, my parents will never notice.” Then he sets up incredible and elaborate Christmas displays in his yard, complete with lights dancing to music and everything.

And I just think that’s the funniest shit ever.

[thranduiloropherion]

I forgot to add that he doesn't have a bank account, so sometimes his funds are in a format he can't use (like PayPal can't be used on Amazon). So occasionally he asks me for favors, which is to send him, for example, an Amazon gift card which he reimburses me for through PayPal.

[thranduiloropherion]

Currently we're trying to negotiate a Home Depot purchase

[butmostlycats]

This is so wholesome I was smiling the entire time, also I wish I could see his masterpieces.

[thranduiloropherion]

This is a small portion of last year’s

[thranduiloropherion]

Update: he had a MOVIE SCREEN delivered. His mom caught that one, but remains ignorant as to what it actually is. Today he is playing with fire because another box has been delivered and his mom is home. The threat of her finding it is imminent.

[thranduiloropherion]

No updates recently, so his mom must not have seen it. He is hoping for snow days so he can spend time building this year's display. Today he joked about getting suspended so he'd have a lot of free time for decorating.

[thranduiloropherion]

He said his mom never saw the box by the garage, but he ordered a tunnel to make a tunnel of lights, and his mom found out about THAT because his uncle ratted him out.

The saga of ordering the tunnel was pretty gripping. He wanted one that was like 24 feet long, but he had to find one in his budget. Eventually he DID find one, but he couldn't buy it immediately because he was waiting on an Amazon gift card to come in. We almost had to do an exchange via PayPal (but he would have mailed me actual cash (😱) in return). He ended up not needing that, but multiple times while he was waiting, his tunnel shell would sell out. When he finally got the gift card, he went to go purchase it and it was SOLD OUT (again). It was very stressful 😂 He eventually was able to order it.

After that, Home Depot released a bunch of great deals on extension cords. Again, because of his money being tied up in specific formats, he asked me to order them for him and just ship them to his house. They were selling FAST, and I thought I had some, but upon trying to pay, Home Depot said they were sold 😥 I tried different combos of various ones on sale, but no dice. So he missed out on that which was kinda sad, but oh well, it happens.

Now his biggest focus is what kind of schedule he wants the show on. He's thinking making a Facebook page this year and posting the schedule there. He wants to do to have it run hourly, whereas in the past, he has Alexa buttons people would push at their own pace.

We were brainstorming sign ideas earlier. He is thinking one of those like sliding letter boards. We'll see what he goes with.

[thranduiloropherion]

Another update:

He ordered a projector and setup the blowup big screen. It's going to be a part of the display somehow, but I'm not yet sure what he's going to project onto it

[thranduiloropherion]

I'm pretty sure he skipped school today to decorate. It's crunch time.

[thranduiloropherion]

Bad news: His dad ran over the 12 foot Grinch inflatable, and he's opening the light show this Friday. Currently he's debating between getting a slightly cheaper deer, pay for express shipping for the same Grinch, or just pay regular shipping on the Grinch and put him up late. His issue is the gaping dark hole where the Grinch previously was. I suggested a spare decoration if he has any, but he said he probably doesn't have anything big enough, and he likes the deer enough that he isn't against buying it now and getting another Grinch for next year.

RIP Grinch

[thranduiloropherion]

Just got another update that the Patriots snowman appears to be dying

F

[thranduiloropherion]

THE LIGHT SHOW IS OPEN!

But I don't have any pics, sorry

[thranduiloropherion]

Here is an aerial shot!

[thranduiloropherion]

Today he went to Lowe's. Except he had to travel to another town, because the other two Lowe's near him are out of Christmas lights. Mostly because of him 🤦‍♀️ He bought at least 10 more boxes today, and is currently (at 10:30 pm on a Thursday, yes he has school tomorrow) decorating his tomato cage trees with lights.

[thranduiloropherion]

So now it's the post Christmas sales season (and NO I don't have a drone fly through video, yes I'm angry about it 😡), and yesterday he got $600 worth of stuff for $150. Including a shit load of new lights

[kendrajk]

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

[samandriel]

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

[aeacustero]

On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a woman’s body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I can’t remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.

They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.

The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.

Now I’m not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They don’t just ‘screw up’. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, the ‘researchers’ blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.

(Sorry I can’t find any sources online and it’s been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

There’s a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and it’s a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.

[queerrilla]

Reblog because ancient gay power

[speedygal]

ALWAYS. REBLOG. THIS.

And also ancient gay power.

[kingscrown666]

Ancient Gay Power

[vaspider]

[manokein-blog]

[ima-squirrel-blog]

[textsfromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes: Best of the Decade

2019 is drawing to a close so we combed through the archives and put together our very best posts of the 2010′s. Enjoy.

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Keep reading

[calledforhelp]

Australia is Not Okay Right Now!

This photo is from Mallacoota- a town where 4000 are currently trapped on the beachfront by fires. This photo is an hour and a half old. The news article linked is two hours old.

Australia is currently fucked. Near every state is reporting record-breaking temperatures- one state alone has lost over 3,000,000 hectares- California’s fires was 1.3 million, for comparison. We don’t know how many homes are lost, because breaking through some of these fire fronts now is a work in progress; to get to the people still stuck inside them. We have several dead and several more missing, four of those who’ve died were volunteer firefighters. 

These fires aren’t just affecting smaller, regional towns; Sydney and Adelaide have been under threat for over a month. The fire that trapped people above? It started overnight. There was no threat in that area prior; people weren’t told to evacuate from there. 

Many of these fires are now creating their own weather systems, so conditions are not getting better.

My friends have told me internationally they’re hearing nothing on this, so please, talk about this with those around you. Australia is in trouble. This is barely the start of our summer period. We are already breaking 100-year-old maximum temperature records. So much of the country is still in drought, and so much more is stuck in dry conditions that essentially leave people living in a tinderbox.

Australia is not okay! The world should be talking about it!

VICTORIA (1220pm GMT+10 31/12/19)

SOUTH AUSTRALIA 

NEW SOUTH WALES

[cloversnotes]

This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. It’s going to be a really good semester.

[cloversnotes]

UPDATE: I got my grade back and

“100″

[cloversnotes]

Since this post has gotten some attention, I feel like it’s worth mentioning that this was just the first half of the assignment.

The second half, which we weren’t made aware of until the day we were meant to turn this one in, was to trade USB drives with the person sitting next to us and MODIFY their “unreadable” code without getting any help from them.

This was to teach us two things:

1) In this field, you’ll spend more time working with code written by other people than you will writing original code from a blank slate. The people who wrote the original code will probably not be around to help you. Learning to read code is IMPORTANT, even if it seems unreadable.

2) There is a strong brotherhood/sisterhood among programmers and software engineers. Respect that bond when you’re writing code and documentation. In my professor’s words: “When you write code, pretend that the person who will have to maintain it after you’re gone is a homicidal maniac who knows where you live.”

This class and professor are incredible.

[themarginalartist]

*This is beautiful omg* 

[stimman4000]

abt to see Cats and my friend and I are the only two people in the theater wish me luck blease

[stimman4000]

observations:

-the female cats wear makeup

-they alternate between walking like people and crawling

-the cats are cat sized. there are mice, which are supposed to be mice sized, but they’re sized as if the cats are as big as humans, so they’re way smaller than they should be

-the horrible human cats are, in some cases, owned by people

-some of the female cats have sort of titties. but only some

-there are also humanoid roaches and the cats just gobble those bad boys up

-one of the cats unzips her skin at one point to reveal another, sparklier cat undernwath

-a few of the cats have fur coats

-a cat gets fatshamed. a lot

-at one point theres a joke about the jason derulo cat getting neutred, implying these humanoid cats get forcibly neutred by their owners

-jason derulo looks genuinely excited to be there. you can tell he’s hyped to be part of this movie

-his catsona almost puts the main cats foot in his mouth at one point. bad

-theres a milk bar. for the cats. but its not cat sized. its human sized

-you hear a dog at one point, and the thought of what it might look like made me start sweating. thankfully you only hear it

-the cats have totally normal, hairless human hands. despite this, one of the cats extends their claws at one point

-the cats dont (thank god) have genitals, but at two seperate points in the movie a cat crushes his invisible balls

-one of the cats can do magic, which isn’t explained at all. everyone’s just like “oh yeah thats the magic cat. he can do magic”

-at this point i was convinced the movie had to be almost over, so i checked the time. it had been 40 minutes since the start

-most cats are barefoot, but two wear little cat sneakers

-the cats rub their heads against each other to show affection, making several moments that are supposed to be serious really unsettling

-ian mckellan laps water out of a bowl with his human tongue. his cat name is asparagus.

-theres a cat who works on a train. he has a job there. he wears a uniform. i love him

-he also has little cat tap shoes

-i appearently saw the version that was rushed to theaters, because judi dench is wearing a wedding ring

-they get catnip sprinkled on them which makes them horny. not recounting this part in any detail because its horrible to think about

-a cat learns telekinesis through the power of song

-at the end of the movie, the judi dench cat stares directly into the camera and sings at you. i literally can’t communicate what emotion this made me feel but it wasn’t good.

-i left the theater with a headache & that feeling you get when you wake up from a nap and you’re not sure what day it is. please go see it

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

Please boost this!

[fairycontessa]

From the website’s FAQ:

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This makes my heart happy (and less stressed)

[jay-kwellyn]

Stay blessed y’all

[myeternalslumberparty]

Just letting y'all know that the coupon Climate is old and the new coupon as of December 28, 2019 is NEWYEAR and it'll get you the signature box for $9.99

[taraljc]

giving it a shot! will report back.

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[mellebellemethod]

I wanna take a moment to reblog this one last time while it’s still 2019. All year, i’ve gotten over a hundred reblogs DAILY on THIS POST ONLY. Every day, my notes have been over 99+ and it still makes me laugh that this stupid post I made on a Tuesday night while watching Futurama skyrocketed so much that it showed up on tumblr trending on facebook and crossed back across my dash MULTIPLE times a week. I see people reference this post on OTHER SITES. I’ve met people on twitter and Instagram who’ve sent it to me NOT NOTICING it was me who posted it. And it cracked me up telling people “lol check the OP.” Thanks to everyone for giving me this hilarious experience! Especially @gattomeows for their hysterical addition of the actual article– i’m pretty sure that’s why it got so popular. I know it’s silly, but due to the content, it likely won’t be reblogged as often in 2020 so I wanted to thank everyone~

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Happy New Year From Superheroes!