the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
doing my part
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
doing my part
If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god
This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And y’all better get off this user’s blog if you don’t hate all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :DD
Curb stomp nazi
Susie is here to remind you to swing an axe at ur local nazi
I hate nazis! *Throws glitter at the nazis*
hi *sends my army of goose at the nazis*
fun fact: punch Nazis any time you see one!
piano
*throws a frying pan at nazi*
I hate them too^^
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
World Heritage Post
like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.
reblog to give your friend a bad day
this is the monalisa of tumblr
“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”
this is it, this post started it all
NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME
WAIT HOLY SHIT IS THIS ACTUALLY THE FIRST EVER POST ON TUMBLR?????
let's make a wizard!!
hat
head
neck and shoulders
robe
tits
torso
hands
crystal ball
staff
legs
feet
magic
i will draw the result!!
let me flood this post
you guys know what to do
This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?
Connecticut georg-
you can call me cringe thursday
@thiings-with-wings
Block sunday
Sexy sexyman
Shoelace call out
crab Thursday!!
Connecticut Georg!
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃
WHAT
Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.
Fucking what?!
Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.
I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
OH MY GOD
What?!
EH WHAT?!?!
I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG ALL THIS TIME!
All night long, we hear gunfire and the sound of tanks moving near us. We can't sleep and are very scared. We really need your help to get out of this hell and stay in a safe place.💔
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STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.
First reblog post that actually saves a life.
This is a life-saving post.
the more you know
yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year
I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.
LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.
Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…
My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^
I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:
F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?
A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?
S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?
T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.
We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke.
My mom had a stroke at work not that long ago and none of her coworkers spotted it. She actually called my baby sister after, and she was the one who told her to get to the hospital. This info is vital to know post covid. Anyone who got sick and survived is at higher risk of stroke regardless of age. (Not that strokes really care about age to begin with.)
Learn you something useful today. Maybe save a life tomorrow.
people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time
I've seen enough.
so my tumblr app is doing this fun thing where it just shows me empty posts sometimes, because why not. and this one just really worked for me.
Do One or More Then Reblog For Others:
Unclench your jaw.
Sit up straight...maybe stretch, too
Get something to drink (do it before hitting this button)
Get something to eat (anything. All food is good. Get it first.)
Take your meds (go take them before reblogging so you don't forget!)
Clean up the area around you real quick. You'll feel better.
Change the music to something you enjoy. You deserve to be happy.
Pause for a moment. You've been doing so much.
Just want to pass this on? That's okay, too.
Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
"if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?"
and then it did.
just this once.
to tell us how much it loved us back.
and we only cared for it more.
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”
For Boop-Badges Collectors
Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.
If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.
Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??
Don’t. I felt this way too, in my twenties, but you know what? I began transitioning at 30. I went back to grad school at 32. I’m living my best life, and while I’m a little behind the curve compared to some of my classmates on some things, I’m also so far ahead of them on others. You need follow nobody’s schedule but your own. Life is hard and the world isn’t doing any of us favors. Be kind to yourself, and remember that you still have plenty of time. The only difference between starting now and 5 or 10 years earlier is now you have more experience.
I needed to hear this so badly