don't expect me to be sane right now

so i just finished good omens for the first time and i'm being plagued so... heyyy you can call me Bib aziracrow, byler, klance, etc. attempting artist/writer lol M1NOR any pronouns, mainly she/her but idrc still figuring out my sexuality and stuff

[miwiheroes]

guys. i seriously implore you to read How To Disappear Completely by peachstatic. im not even kidding i am broken and fixed by this fic it is the best thing you will EVER READ

[man-offical]

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

[themonthguy]

1. A nice apple

2. Crashed at 21:30, but i woke up multiple times during the night

3. 4:10 am and i started doing homework

4. NO

5. ofc i do i have one big teddy, then one small teddy, then my first plushie ever which should be a dragon but looks more like a donkey so we called it "ciucciodrago" (ciuccio is dialect for asino which is donkey) then an autism creature i made, two kitties i made, harethur Lester which i also made and then a hermit crab my mother gifted to me

6. genderfluid and agender you guys rock

7. purple which is ironic since my fav is yellow

Open tagsss

[izzynstuffz]

hello i think we chill so i shall reblog..

salami and cracker

11:30? i think?

probably 6:30…

yes… when i am sleepy ….

yuh huh!! i have a big mushroom plushie and an amorphous batman blob that i cuddle

women (basic (im a dyke)) but also! genderqueer!

probablly neon orange….. but i like most colors!

TAGS @clownfish-casino @misty-zzz @choppedliver12 @bellefromhelle (i miss you bro) @cecilsrandomeverything @doveofthejay boom!!!!

[clownfish-casino]

Hellooooo

granola bar 🥰

I DON'T KNOW maybe like... 12:45-1:00... I was tired

ooughh like. 9:00 (eight full hours of sleep !!!!! this is so rare for me)

YES ::(

YEAH I have three on my bed rn 🥰 duck (matching with my best friend), corgi Thing (qlsooo from her) and this freaky long cat thing from my other friend, her name is Debby

dunnoo if they have specific names for specific sets of neopronouns but ? neopromouns usersss ooo... I rememeber seeing big long comprehensive lists of neopronouns and thinking they were so epic

y'know the color of those butter or snot flavored jellybeans. ickkyy color and icky candy I do not like

@hauntieannes @entity-system @howardisawkwardlyexisting @jadealaide anndd anyone else I am not great at remebering usernames

[howardlyexisting]

Small bag of Famous Amos cookies

Not a DAMN clue

Probably an hour go or less

Sometimes but most of the time absolutely not.

Well there’s: Willoughby the Buffalo, Mimikyu, A white cat with pink wings that @featured-the-creature gave me, a plush dog that looks like and is named after my childhood dog: Stryker, Luffy and two Laboons (one big and one small) that mom crocheted, and a couple of others I can’t remember rn

I quite enjoy the people who looked at gender and said: “No thanks” like Agender, Nonbinary, Voidgender, etc.

Uhhhhh I’m not sure I actually quite like most colours… But if I had to pick then like the colour of cat puke, yk? That dull greenish-yellowish shit.

@thetravelingfrogwizard, @featured-the-creature, @ramdomassaccountname, @blinddetective, @churchedcannibal, @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman + the ones who scroll now past this post (open tags)

[thetravelingfrogwizard]

1. A creamsicle i believe

2. Around 1:09 am

3. First 4:23, then around 9-10:00

4. Yes a lot actually

5. Yes! Usually a frog i named Muriel :3

6. Good question i have no idea

7. Anything neon that does NOT need to be neon

@ilikegarlicbread1673 @robination @akirazb @theindescribable1 @ryderthequeerious @queerbookbitch and anyone else :D

[queerbookbitch]

ice cream!

2. like 11:00

3. 8:45

4. no, not particularly

5. yes, obviously. I sleep with a dinosaur also named muriel

6. people with xenogenders are cool. though being agender is also a vibe

7. beige

open tags

[glassesghosties]

last ate french toast

went to sleep at 3:30 am

woke up at 9:30am

it varies

yes many

honestly cloudgender and colourgender. But the thing is im genderfluid so sometimes those are mine. There are no genders that are not occasionally mine.

orange. I quite emphatically dislike orange

@myphycopharmacologist @ink-stained-ambition @hyyl18 + open tags!

[ink-stained-ambition]

A Mexican pizza from taco bell…don’t judge me, I’m broke.

went to sleep at 2:00 am.

woke up at 12:00 (again, don’t judge m…

Yeah, decently often, actually.

Yeah, I still have most of my childhood stuffed animals.

Um? Is this something I’m supposed to know? Is this something people think about? Do people have a favorite gender that isn’t their own? Huh… well, I like being a woman (y’know, apart from the oppression and misogyny) and generally think women are pretty cool. And nonbinary and agender seem pretty cool. I’m pretty androgynous myself so I can vibe with people who looked at gender and said ‘nah’ (of course nb and agender people can look very binary, but I just mean I vibe with that aspect of it).

I really tend to dislike blue. But it’s, like, everyone I know’s favorite color. I don’t care for it. I think it’s mediocre.

@foresttenrec @obsessivebookwormalert

[obsessivebookwormalert]

thsnks for the tag <3

Lemongrass cooler with chia seeds (my loveeeee) (no I'm not fancy I'm at my grandparents place and they have some lemongrass growing in the balcony)

Uhmmmmmmmmmm. Well not /that/ late maybe 1230??? I dunno i didnt check latest 1

Ehh again not sure before 9 tho (just a bit, maybe 830)

I don't speak at all :P

Not really (using pillows like stuffed animals doesn't count right)

No particular opinion i dunno anyone who's enby or fluid or agender etc. irl and both the guys and girls at my school are assholes so eh

Tough I dunno maybe like /that/ really annoying shade of pink??

Open

[makeitfast9052]

hhhhh ok

some rice with tamarind... juice? idk what you call it in angrish but its sour

past 11 pm (dw i napped for a good few hours before nighttime)

around 5:45 am methinks

hell no °v°

no but i still have my favorite teddy and i like them ^-^

easily non-binary. plus anyone who uses xenopronouns or similar. shout out to y'all keep up the good work /gen /vpos

uhhh idk what prev said ig fuschia or whatever that obnoxious shade of pink is

@asmollestgremlin @thecrisisnight @1m1nt00m4nyf4nd0msl0l @lightsabersandbluecookies @starrbatz @confusedfroggirl @i-could-do-stuff2 @justb0tsent1ent @armiaochima @catastrophiccblues @thedogbard @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @inthehousethatalwaysrains @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees + open tags

[i-could-do-stuff2]

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?'

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1. Sandwich, 10 secs ago

2. 23:30 (11:30 pm)

3. 6:30 am

4. Yes but not willingly

5.YESSS I love my stuffiess

6. umm either genderfluid or genderflux

7. Well it's more of a shade, so I really dislike like a specific shade of green

npt: @wallyblack1925-offical @coneheadobviously @harrrrrittebighare @wesperssecretchild @chasetheinsomniac @namehoardingcreature @lightsabersandbluecookies @krow-offical @cool-comics-offical @frankierosfoottattoos @golden-corral-offical @hamilltonaddict @poseyismycat @hunger-offical @the-aricher @printer-reads-505 @justt-gia @moonlight-lunna @do-not-u-dare

[frankierosfoottattoos]

Oooh

1. Brownie

2. Somewhere between 12am and 12:30am

3. 8:30am

4. Sometimes

5. Yes! I still sleep with my teddy Ted

6. I love them all

7. Orange. Specifically extremely bright orange.

@printer-reads-505 @around-the-venom @vanished159 +open tags

[vanished159]

tysm for the tag!!!!!

I just ate a strawberry pancake

I think around 1:30 am

9:00 am

I usually don’t talk much so yeah

Absolutely, I have about four on my bed

All of them <3

Dark orange or dark yellow

no pressure tags: @byleriskillingme @halflitpages @dramatic1nlyf @phantomfandoms491 @gracious-midnight @sam-the-man47 @makoiloi @imogen5676 @ieatstarsanddirt + open tags!!!!!

[halflitpages]

thanks for the tag <3

a cheese quesadilla for lunch

oh god, like 3:45 a.m?

9:30ish

i’m a pretty quiet person so yes actually

i have my djungleskog on my bed right now

all of them 💕

like dark brown-yellow? ugh, that’s the only one.

🏷️: @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @zombiegrains + open tags because i’m too lazy to do this right now

[funkopop547]

1. a coke, one minute ago

2. I think 2 am?

3. 11 am

4. no. NEVER

5. yeah cause sometimes I need this stupid human sized dog (my real dog abandoned me)

6. (I’m straight btw) I think women, I mean a lot of men are just idiots

7. that’s hard… prob green? Idk bro

@bylerbean @bylerthewise @flickergatedaughter @galacticinquisitorpsion @heyimcelery @ilovebylerandstonathan @iloverobinbyckley @lilyalwaysweet @lunareclipse2727 @mj-rulesdaw0rld @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @michaelqueerlerslipstares @mikewheelerisaqueerler @missesfloridaa @nicointhecloset @newdreamlove21 @pewe7777 @picklemebyler @rubyrider6000 @ronancepilled @riseandfallofamidwestbyler @sourcarmellia @sootstar22 @stargazingthemoooon @wiwbylers @whylee-wheeler @yoursleepdemon @youfoundheavenn Bro.. I tag to many people

[yoursleepdemon]

Coke 0, approximately 40 seconds ago

Like 2am

8am

Never I will talk to anything with a ear and if they don't I learn sign language

Always

Neopronouns but specifically people who go by Star/Starself

Prolly red I hate red and brown

@ezziethelezzie @dyinginmybed @chewing-on-lead @pewe7777 @bylerbean @the-ice-queen-623 @holliewoodnot @sootstar22 + any other moots

[dyinginmybed]

RED? YOU DONT LIKE RED? YOU WOUND ME

1. Eggs and an unhealthy amount of hot sauce 2 hours ago

2. 5AM (nice to know I’m not the only one who’s gonna be fucked once break’s over)

3. Like..1PM?

4. Depends, otherwise NEVER

5. Yes. I’m currently cuddling a miffy plush actually 🤓

6. They/Them, it’s the one gender that’s always been chill

7. Beige. I love every color but it just pisses me off.

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG

@weeeezey @ohmysappho24 @nivea-ah [also open tags]

[ohmysappho24]

thanks for the tag!!!

cat food (IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OKAY)

12:04 am

11:11 am

too much

sometimes

genderfluid!! i probably am genderfluid but i get soooo much gender envy thinking about alex fierro lmao

orange. no offense to orange lovers but it’s just ew

@redklancer @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @somethingcreative32 @beepbeep-trashmouth + anyone else!!!

[sufficientlylargen]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Me giving my parents my report card in second grade

[mlembug]

[sufficientlylargen]

This post starts getting more notes around the end of every semester.

[pavement-offical]

hopefully I pass finals. my grades are good rn except bio is balancing between and A- and B+

[cobeeli]

Listen this was the most heartbreaking and tender gesture I saw in a while. And I know for a lot of people a kiss is the ultimate proof for real love. Especially because it comes so short in queer representing media. But I’m honestly sick of this heteronormative storytelling that they need to shove their tongues in each other’s throats when they love each other. But I’m also very asexual and appreciate all those sensitive moments others like to overlook in their unresolved desires. I usually don’t speak out like that but I saw a lot going crazy about the kiss situation, and couldn’t keep my fingers still. BTW everyone who hates on me now gets blocked. I will not take any shit. So toodles.

[markovchaingang]

there's this really manipulative abuse tactic where ppl will release saline from their eyes and once you start assaulting random strangers you'll start seeing it everywhere

[giggle]

reblog if you're hot

[hnzdxi]

what do you mean asanthony isnt just somebody's human aziracrow au what do you mean they are married

[blockchiken-deactivated20251112]

this is why the internet was made

[hank-job]

This was made in 2006 but immediately opened a worm hole to 2017

[prussiandragon]

I just remembered this existed and spent a good half hour going to ridiculous lengths to find it again

[adamsmasher]

This is absolutely haunted

[friendly-neighbourhood-demonz]

Folks, I hear the name Fellony as the ship name of Asa and Anthony. I just think that is neat, in all this madness.

Spread the word.

[aspiderfrommars]

controversial (apparently??) good omens take

that was the perfect ending.

these are the two most selfless beings in the universe. there was no apology and there was no kiss and there was no 'i love you' but it doesn't matter.

aziraphale and crowley sacrificed what they could've had so that this new universe would have everything.

two seasons aren't trashed because everything was erased, everything was erased and refreshed BECAUSE aziraphale and crowley went through those seasons. BECAUSE aziraphale and crowley loved each other since the beginning of time.

those two seasons y'all want to say are pointless now because of how they erased it all don't understand that it took everything that ever happened for them to get to their happy ending.

asa and anthony aren't exactly them, but they're who they could have (and would have) been if heaven and hell never existed in the first place. THAT'S THE POINT.

heaven and hell were the problem. restarting gave crowley and aziraphale (yes, crowley and aziraphale) room to fall in love with each other without the baggage and the trauma and the responisibilities of angel and demon.

on good earth, they are asa and anthony and they ARE the angel and demon we watched fall in love these past two seasons and they also aren't.

is that not beautiful?

[dyinginacostco]

I think I figured it out guys

[inevitably-johnlocked]

FIVE FICS FRIDAY – Good Omens EDITION: May 15/26

Hey everyone! I'm starting a new list for a while featuring Good Omens Fics since they were starting to take up a lot of space on my initial 5FF post. I've been bookmarking and MFLing a LOT of GO recs lately and decided to separate them until I whittle down my GO recs back to a few :) I hope you guys enjoy, and if not, let me know and I'll keep this then to just my GO blog. Enjoy!

BOOKMARKS

Dream a Little Dream of Me... by sheendav (G, 487 w., 1 Ch. || Post S2/Inspired by S3 Trailer, Idiots in Love, Dreams and Nightmares, Sussex Downs Cottage, Emotional Hurt/Comfort) – The dream Crowley was having in that alley right before Aziraphale showed up...

Shadows of the Masque by DeMented_DeMeown & fallenwithoutgrace (E, 7,819 w., 1 Ch, || 19th Century, Crowley's True Form, Semi-Public Sex, Mutual Pining, Pining While Fucking, Angst, Anal, Idiots in Love, Top Crowley, Bottom Aziraphale, Hand Jobs, Misunderstanding, Alternating POVs, Enemies with Benefits, Jealous Aziraphale, Demon Sex, Costume Parties/Masquerades, Table Sex, Porn With Feelings) – “Find it tempting, do you?” Crowley’s lips curled into something aggravating and alluring all at once, and Aziraphale’s stomach tugged with inflamed annoyance at the insinuation. “Well, they certainly do.” Aziraphale motioned at the door and the lascivious party guests beyond it, the throb of annoyance like glass between his teeth as he spat, “They were not shy about their desires for you.” 

RECENT MFLs

For the World (A Season 3 Fix-It) by anixela (G, 1,972 w., 1 Ch. || S3 Divergence, S3 Fix It Fic, Idiots in Love, Happy Ending, Comfort, Book of Life) – Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t deserve the “Season 3” Good Omens Finale. Neither did the world. The duo finds a way through the Garden and Book of Life to a happy ending. May it bring comfort to the afflicted. Canon-compliant until 01:26:00 of S3, then diverges.

Alone and Blue as Can Be by AnnetheCatDetective (G, 9,350 w., 3 Ch. || Post S2, Idiots in Love, Yearning, Crowley's a Mess, Helpful Muriel, Aziraphale's Diary) – Left (mostly) alone and (largely) unsupervised, Crowley gives into temptation and starts reading Aziraphale's diaries. What he learns is difficult to reconcile with how things ended.

Let There Be Light Series by angelwithawand (M, 124,499+ w. across 14 Stories || Post S2, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Fluff, Idiots in Love, Found Family, Friendship, Pining, Kissing in the Rain, Romance, 6000 Year Slow Burn, Picnicking, First Dates, Genderfluid Crowley, Crowley is an Optimist, UST/URT to Resolved, Soft Crowley, Minor Violence, Eventual Happy Endings, South Downs, Introspection, Through the Ages) – After Aziraphale leaves, Crowley carves out a life of his own.

[ohmysappho24]

what the Fuck

[erlie]

Meeting notes.

[laciffo-satan]

You are Transgender from now on. No take backs. Have fun.

[gaynfl-moved]

oh my god

[gutter-adonis]

That was timed so well oh my god

[no-one-offical]

‎

[erlie]

Me and my friends were talking about how Zuko and Mai are just the worst canon relationship in AtLA, and decided that Zuko would find his true passion with Sokka.

I haven't seen the movie, so this happens at some unspecified time at an unspecified place.