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UNORTHODOX WIZARDS — I’ve had a lot of weird wizard arcane traditions sitting around in my homebrew document for anywhere between six months to a few years and I finally got them all together, spruced them up, finished the missing pieces and pulled them together into something fun. Say hello to the Hedge Mage, the Ritualist, and the Atramentist!
As usual, any feedback is always welcome and these may be subject to rebalancing at a later point :^)
When your nerdery spills over into Facebook 😂
@wearemage
Ok, I laughed. But please, don’t throw paper in the air...
This so should be an attack:
Like, the sort of “break a staff of power“ thing, but with scrolls/a grimoire.
So my group that originally spawned this post had some opinions about the reblogs 😂:
Quill is the name of the Wizard PC
The Godflesh Golem
Here’s a convert from a Pathfinder beastie from a request: the Godflesh Golem! Basically a frontloaded iron golem with magic IMMUNITY. Jeez, that’s rough, mages.
I’m sure the idea of a coffee-based warlock has been done before, but I was seized by this idea I floated as a joke with my d&d group and then…..as you do, I tried my hand at making it real. I don’t have enough experience with d&d or warlocks to really be brewing up a solid new subclass, so this is more about the joke and aesthetics than about being a well-balanced homebrew. Feel free to use it in your game if you like, though, and adjust it to taste!
For more DnD battlemaps check out my Patreon: https://patreon.com/czepeku
Start your high fantasy game in a tavern. End it in a tavern. The whole game takes place in a tavern.
The owners of the tavern would like to thank you for supporting a local business and for defeating the lich in their bathroom.
Can a lich not piss in peace? I ask you
My Weird Names for the Schools of Magic...
School of Abjuration
School of Renouncement
School of Rejection
School of Defense
School of Preservation
School of Security
School of Conjuration
School of Creation
School of Summoning
School of Formation
School of Construction
School of Fabrication
School of Generation
School of Inception
School of Conception
School of Divination
School of Fortune-Telling
School of Prophecy
School of Prediction
School of Clairvoyance
School of Decision
School of Vaticination
School of Information
School of Portention
School of Auspication
School of Seeing
School of Auguration
School of Enchantment
School of Hypnotism
School of Mesmerism
School of Fascination
School of Captivation
School of Entrancement
School of Bewitchment
School of Evocation
School of Destruction
School of Demolition
School of Ruination
School of Shattering
School of Devastation
School of Spoliation
School of Desolation
School of Annihilation
School of Obliteration
School of Elimination
School of Eradication
School of Extinction
School of Extermination
School of Decimation
School of Illusion
School of Hallucination
School of Imitation
School of Deception
School of Misperception
School of Delusion
School of Misconception
School of Fantasy
School of Dreams
School of Necromancy
School of Desecration
School of Occultism
School of Spiritualism
School of Transmutation
School of Alteration
School of Transition
School of Transformation
School of Mutation
School of Transfiguration
School of Evolution
Been getting a lot of positive feedback on the mutant, which warms my heart, but also people accurately pointing out that I forgot the Prehensile Tail mutation. Oops. I’ve also changed the Amphibious feature so that it isn’t so broken.
Commission - Elven Cleric by Phill-Art
I think my favorite thing about DnD isn’t the gameplay, or the fantastical environments, or even the time spent with friends and family- it’s the fun fantasy diseases you can pick up. Real life’s ailments just feel so dull in comparison to the broad range of illnesses you can pick up in a vibrant world of unwashed goblins and feral bugbears, all just crouching in the jungle and waiting to jump you and stick their filthy little fingers in your mouth. Can you even imagine the wondrous diseases that a dragon could infect you with with just a single sneeze? I bet a dragon’s fever would make boring ol’ Earth polio look like a kitten’s cough.
Download the full resolution image of this map at my Patreon, as well as alternate gridless, night, and outlines-only versions!
Deity Statistics in 5e
Creating a Deity
Deities are immensely powerful beings. It is difficult to imagine that a deity could have limits to what can or cannot do, let alone that such a being could ever suffer defeat. Yet even deities have limitations, and can, through the power of ambitious mortals, be challenged. Here are some rough guidelines for statistics when creating your own deities that can challenge players.
Deity Statistics
A deity’s statistics are beyond the realm and scope of a player’s or even a monster’s statistics in most cases. But in order to accommodate the potential for obscenely powerful deicidal player-characters that want to fight a god, we must draw up some numbers.
The following defines statistics for a deity’s avatar, except where noted. A deity’s avatar is its physically manifested form. This is opposed to its deific, metaphysical form which could be something else entirely depending on the nature of your setting. A mortal creature can interact physically with a deity’s avatar, but not with its metaphysical form (without magical aid).
Size
A deity can take on any number of physical aspects and thus could be any size. Use whatever size you deem is most appropriate for the deity’s avatar. The deity’s size will determine its weapon damage dice and the type of die used for its hit dice.
Alignment
The alignment of a deity should be specific and defined so that a player-character can identify with it and integrate it into their backstory if they wish. Alignment is an integral descriptor for a deity and instantly lets players make assumptions about the personality, portfolio, and worshipers of that deity. It is possible for a deity’s alignment to change, although that may take a couple of millennia.
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my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0 that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol
I see your free resources with no campaigns and raise you This
If you’re unfamilar with D&D or want a less complicated version, I recommend Fate. https://fate-srd.com You can print out out the character sheets or just keep them on hand in a PDF / image file. The rules are a bit more fast and loose, but still really fun!
For the people who follow me and know nothing about DnD but want to
another alternate source is pathfinder which is available legally for free through their publisher paizo here –> http://d20pfsrd.com <– it has races, classes, enemies, gm-ing sources, AND free modules. there are some paid ones, but i’ve run a few of the free ones and i rly like em!
some people consider pathfinder more difficult than dungeon & dragons but i prefer it and i also prefer not illegally sourcing my books but that’s legit a personal preference i know that tabletop rpg books are STUPID overpriced and i don’t fault people for not wanting to pay for them i just want pathfinder to get more hype bc i dont know anyone else who plays it lmao
“Well then. Perhaps we’d better make a deal.”
After lots of work and tons of revisions, the Beast has come to offer salvation…for a price. Yes, this a warlock patron based on the Beast from Over the Garden Wall. This was originally built for a pretty crazy custom campaign my friend is running and then I heavily toned it down for a public release.
If you like what I do, please consider supporting me on Patreon!
Talk fantasy prosthetics to me.
An elf maiden dances on feet of living wood sung into shape, planted in soil and watered when she takes them off. Every year she plants the old ones and sings a new pair. (Incidentally, the pair of peach saplings from three years ago have produced an excellent crop- She makes preserves from them, and despite the inevitable jokes about “toe-jam”, they are appreciated.)
A dwarf king has a metal fist, all tiny gears and fine wires, kept wound by a mischievous mine-spirit bound to the spring as punishment- the more it struggles, the tighter the spring.
An orc chieftaness is regularly asked for the story of how she earned the name Wyrmthrottler- she boasts of how she strangled the dragon that ate her arm, and had her shaman make a new arm from its bones, with its fangs as the fingers.
A necromancer simply re-attached his old leg bones- Sacrificing a few mice each day keeps it going.
A pirate captain lost her arm to a shark attack: a passing selkie saved her, and gave her tattoos of kraken blood. Now she has an arm made of salt-water, that grows and wanes with the tides, and swings a cutlass as well as the original. (She doesn’t sail as far these days though: she doesn’t want her wife to worry.)
A wandering swordsman was broken at the waist- his ancestral armour allows him to walk again, as long as he keeps it polished, and burns incense to the ancestors regularly.
A high priestess has an eye made from a crystal ball- to predict the future, all she has to do is wink.
A bard was struck deaf by illness- he struck a deal with the god of music. Now he wears hearing-trumpets made from his old pipes, and dedicates his every song to the god of music- the better he plays, the better his hearing. (It is said his music could make statues weep, and he can hear a mouse fart at 60 paces.)
A princess has the arm of a golem, enchanted clay with mystic words carved in- her music tutor despairs of how her harp playing has become even worse, but her calligraphy tutor is ecstatic over her handwriting.
A goblin pickpocket has an arm made of whatever he steals- no-one feels his fingers, and even if they did, they couldn’t find their possessions amongst all the rest.
A witch has eyes made from shadow and starlight, given to her in a game with a demon. Nobody dares to ask what she wagered- they aren’t even sure she won.
A warg was born deaf and blind- his people learned of his power when the nearest birds started staring at them, and dogs pricked up their ears as he walked past.
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These are some damn cool concepts.
D&D yoink
These are such beautiful and poetic ideas!!!!
Far better than what has been published for D&D, so yoink away, I say. Yar-har.
Back in the early ‘00s, there was a Monster Manual with options for adding golem limbs to your character – the result clearly intended to be monstrous.
One of the clones of the late wizard Manshoon has a metal gauntlet for a left forearm and hand because the mad wizard Halaster relieved him of his original for inscrutable purposes. Presumably it is animated, but the texts don’t say, and the effect only serves to make him more sinister.
The pragmatic player will ask why you don’t simply seek out a high-level druid and pay for your lost limb to be regenerated. The answer is, because that’s boring. And anyway, maybe the druid doesn’t feel like being a paid monkey. They’re not a cleric, after all. Maybe they’ll set you some task out of a fable or fairy tale, if you’re lucky. This is a 7th-level spell we’re talking about, here.
MTG Planeswalker class by DersitePhantom
Rest of the spell list is in the source.
Free worldbuilding idea:
Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.
“Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”
“Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”
“I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”
“I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”
“Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?” *indistinct vocals* “Dave, I’ve seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support.”
“I can’t get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?”
*passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence*
“I think you missed a bookend rune right here-”
“GODS DAMN IT! IT’S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!” *angrily scribbles on parchment*
(It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works)
I don’t play wizards anymore because they’re too much like my day job.
Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake.
You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is!
Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It’s just explaining to Firewing what you’re trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you’ve been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT!
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