Oohlookashiny's Handy Haverblog

Not all those who wander are lost, but we'll burn that bridge when we get there. Hi! I'm Shiny. 28 years old, he/him. Part-time adventurer and Geek of many flavors. I blog anything and everything that catches my interest. Bigots and/or extremists not welcome; everyone else, come on in!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[zeud]

Prehistonic the hedgehog

[paperjoshi]

sonic fandom canonically the first and oldest video game fandom

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[warrior-of-the-runes]

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

[lovingrot]

[beardedmrbean]

That is a fun noise there

neoliiii

[serafaina]

You MUST unmute this the text DOES NOT do that cat justice.

[amygdalae]

check out this salmon i drew in my lecture notes

[amygdalae]

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

UPDATE: it wasn’t porn. turns out it is a very upset pigeon stuck in the air shaft in the ceiling.

[cipheramnesia]

Either way I guess it was a bird having a bit of business with a shaft.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[whimsicallywiddershins]

Harry Potter has a lot of hype of being the best magic young adult book out there. And while it is good, there are better ones. Also, JKR is trash. So.

Tamora Pierce is an amazing author. I still read her books as an adult, and I love them. Her books feature strong female characters, interesting and nuanced side characters, well-written antagonists, queer and poc side and main characters, and wonderful world building.

The ones more similar to Harry Potter are the lesser-known Circle of Magic series. First book is Sandry's Book. This series revolves around four children who discover they have magic that revolves around mundane/natural things: weaving, plants, smithery and weather. They all find themselves in the same house in Winding Circle Temple, where they find teachers ans learn to control their magic, while with various problems.

The adults are responsible, good teachers. Two (maybe three) of the four kids are poc. Three out of four teachers are poc and I'm pretty sure all of them are queer. The setting is not European, it has a Mediterranean/Turkey vibe.

Please read these books. Give them to your children, instead of Harry Potter. You won't regret it.

[only-tiktoks]

[katthekonqueror]

I love how the cat seems genuinely interested in most of these things

[vykodlak]

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I've ever seen

[vykodlak]

This is a gnome

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Pure genius on display here, lads.

[dinosaurplanet]

*BLEEP*

[aerix-spades]

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[beardedmrbean]

Don't think I've seen them all together in one big video like this before

[flavinbagel]

God I love things doing the things that they do

[charlesoberonn]

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[coloredcompulsion]

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

The reluctant hero