Thoughts That Are Completely Unecessary

I also can't spell

[wehidthebody]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s a win win. I

get a bit of hope, you get

a cute birb photo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[outisthedude]

Circe - what?

Okay so as someone who had bawled until the eyeballs nearly fell out (begging for a break) from The Song of Achilles (because how could I not), Circe was...

Meh.

There, I said it. The Song of Achilles was gripping, tumultuous (insert more synonyms but the English language cannot possibly comprehend the grief and joy I had felt reading this book), and Circe stayed the same.

Don't get me wrong, the writing was still *chef's kiss* but I did not actively feel the need to root for anyone until Circe met Penelope and I wished in the depths of my sordid heart that they would find a sunset together (because who said anything about running in this book) but Madeline Miller stays true to the myth and has her get with Penelope's son and I stopped feeling anything entirely.

It felt like a useless build up. I wept for what couldn't be. Somehow I felt the reluctance having to stay with the myth because one must commit to the bit was expressed heavily but that just might be delusion on my part.

Overall, it felt like a tired tale. Was there a happy ending? It was too bittersweet to be.

[outisthedude]

coho as the future american president

consent who? (coho loves letting people know that spontaneity trumps over being comfortable and hmm, that just doesn't sit right with me. wonder why /s)

unless man has tragic backstory of dead somebody or abusive family, man is nobody.

all dudes have to be named something wattpaddy.

all teens are to bang it out. doesn't matter if they're underage, bang it out. christ, stop sexualising CHILDREN coho. (notable work i've read was "Cinderella" and that was a mindfuck to even look at so i glanced at the ending and then returned it (god bless libraries) to never look at the FUCK again).

after reading her work u may fail aphasia assessments.

what holy bible? It Ends With Us is mandated to be watched (blake lively has MONEY why is she IN IT)

ellen is gonna be on all of the money. just keep swimming kids, until your subordinates start complaining about your bullshit workplace attitudes.

wtf is with the possessiveness. man has to claim woman.

also on another note, we are all not like other girls, because femininity is about pleasing the patriarchy.

i have no more points. i just need a lobotomy.

oh wait.

[dear-ao3]

[outisthedude]

they put more effort into the fics than I am with my degree (more effort to be inserted now) and I think that's lovely.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[outisthedude]

daily reminder: Clive STAPLES Lewis.

Thank you.

[dear-ao3]

[outisthedude]

like grass homing under the trash, waiting to be picked up on a hotter than ur mother sort of summer's day.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

surrects you, kills you and--wait hold up. are you. are you getting off on this? oh, that's gross. that's so nasty. stop that. that is NOT what this is. what the hell is wrong with you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*inches away from your grave in disgust* murder and necromancy are one thing but then you had to go and make it WEIRD

[outisthedude]

literally Klaus Hargreeves

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is some ronald reagan ass bullshit all over again

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is worse than the time geoge w ducked that shoe

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

worst timeline. worst fucking timeline. wake me up when it's time to vote

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being chased by a giant worm. I don't remember what happened after.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

?

[outisthedude]

what izzy thinks he is to his enemies

[empireofthesin]

Husbands dragging a Tory together, stay together.

[outisthedude]

as it should be

[joyinunderland]

Can we please take a moment to appreciate how Michael Sheen and David Tennant are just such great actors? Like, I know it’s their job, but DAMN, look at the way they portray each other’s character. The posture, the facial expressions, the voice!

Can these two just work together forever, please? That would be such a blessing. Stop giving roles to either one of them, just get them to work together in every show and every movie!

I am entirely SMITTEN.

[staffs-secret-blog]

Anyone else want to spread false information about the presidential election?

[staffs-secret-blog]

I hear they've elected two people whose combined ages are under 120

[writing-prompt-s]

The Dwarven party member suddenly turns from the cave wall they were examining “We need to get out of here this place isn’t cursed it’s radioactive!”

[outisthedude]

implementing nuclear energy in australia by voting in the coalition party --

[outisthedude]

Rishi Sunak is a pissboy

The only reason why I liked Rishi Sunak is that he's an Indian dude who's Hindu and the fucking Prime Minister of the place that colonized us once. Smell that irony?

He has in fact let the people down by being a supreme dick, however I do think he's given the internet some quality content with his bullshit "omg guys I'm poor like you" by "missing" out on Sky News or whatever the fuck.

In conclusion, bro should stop, bro should realise he's not an icon and bro needs to get his butt beat by our freedom fighting family members.