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Karl Pilkington, venting and all things I find beautiful, delicious, funny, and relatable. ((This is a side blog, so I can't follow people :( I will probably follow you on my main blog).

[syrenki]

[qrowscant]

who else did this

[runcibility]

[strongermonster]

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

[strongermonster]

this is what i mean

[degenderates]

Via @bulbaderp

[itistimetodisappear]

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

[itistimetodisappear]

The reviews are in and red light is looking fresh. I know about wildlife because it's literally my job but today I learnt that red light is also good for disabled ppl and dark sky lovers. Wildlife is important but so is accessibility and astronomy!

[kineticpenguin]

So Elon Musk got in on the right-wing "going to the border to Observe the Immigration Crisis" grift, and of course he wore aviators and a big ole cowboy hat... except, he wore the hat backwards.

He noticed everyone was making fun of him.

You know what? I take back everything I said. Elon Musk is a genius pioneer in exactly one frontier: the frontier of How Fucking Divorced Can You Get

[thunderon]

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

[thunderon]

ahskajfgakl listen ive been struggling for years to take the corporate world seriously. like the posturing is SO ridiculous. people will unironically say things like “well im going to CC barbara from accounting >:(” and im like… is that supposed to be a threat? can barbara from accounting fight?

[weevilsdaily]

weevil 192

[onlinebeast]

Put your hands together for Weevil 192 everybody

[molotovcocktailparties]

[orangei-sindy]

I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus:

[tooies]

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

[marlynnofmany]

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[deaddolin]

literally a PERFECT video

[supererkz]

false. the one on the left side of the seesaw weighs roughly five to seven pounds less than the one on the right. look at their legs. the one on the left has his legs bunched underneath him to focus maximal force on his action point. the one on the right has his legs extended, to disperse the force he’s creating on his action point.

this is the same technique one uses on a swing to create centripetal force.

we are being bamboozled with playground logic and i won’t stand for it.

[deaddolin]

no they weigh the same because they ate the same food their whole lives.

[viejospellejos]

Practice makes perfect:

@urbantheory

[thanakite]

I love this and it was literally the best way to show it. By starting with the practice you get to see how hard they worked on this and that it isn’t like edited or visual effects, plus you get the satisfaction of seeing the finished product at the end

[ceevee5]

[digital-magus]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

lol personal freedom

[testosteronefag]

[pinene]

This tweet itself isn’t completely incorrect but. Bro the amount of men who think cum is just inside their balls at all times is so upsetting

[peoplepuncher]

Is it built up during sex/masturbation? Please respond

[pinene]

My statement may have been a little misleading— cum is NEVER inside the balls. The only thing testes produce is sperm, which is 5% or less of the overall ejaculate. Vast majority of fluid is made by the prostate and the seminal vesicle which are in the pelvis.

[wintercorrybriea]

even more embarrassing “here’s some shit i made in the back”

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that’s so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[escuerzoresucitado]