Pandorah’s Box

19, she/they I have thoughts Fandom blog: @fandorahsbox

[pandorahsbox]

Hey like 3 people who follow me! Just fyi, I made a new blog for just fandom stuff. @fandorahsbox !

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[coeurdeverre82]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every time i encounter the phrase "inspired by the muse" my mental image is of a lady in a toga holding a gun to her hostage's head btw

[earhartsease]

Calliope fucking up the procrastinations

[bookishhermit]

From Oglaf

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[qqueenofhades]

Not to be a *complete* killjoy, but technically (TECHNICALLY), the "bear" (Greek arktos) in "Arctic" does not refer to polar bears, but rather to the constellation Ursa Major or "Great Bear," also known as the Big Dipper, which is prominently visible at northern latitudes and was well known to the Greeks via Ptolemy and earlier astronomers. The fact that there are in fact polar bears at the north pole, and no polar bears at the south pole, is but a happy coincidence, as the Greeks had obviously also not been to the Arctic when they gave it the name. Nonetheless, Bear/No Bear is a delightful way of looking at it either way.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[sadclowncentral]

a beautiful man with long black hair dressed in all white sat next to me on the train back from denmark. i complimented his outfit, and he asked me where the train was going. after i told him, he then pointed at my shirt which says 'catastrophe' and said "oh i know a lot about those." and laughed uproariously.

and then he asked me "do you know about norse mythology?" and i said yes a bit because i read the edda a decade ago, and he said "i met fenrir in denmark" and i said that's probably not good if fenrir is walking around. and he said "oh don't worry about it, vithar will take care of it" and i replied oh but that's ragnarøk, that's still pretty bad for us mortals is it not? and he grinned at me like i said something incredibly funny. and then he ignored me for the rest of the train ride?

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

Bro you meet fucking loki 😭

[tae27]

Oh I love this

[romanceyourdemons]

first attempt at rpf how did i do

[charl0ttan]

youd think a wet nurse would be someone who dips the baby in water but nope turns out theyve got a whole other guy for that

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[puter-wizard]

Two reactions

[afieldinengland]

normal country latest

[redsunrisinginthesky]

[insomniac-arrest]

Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."

Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."

You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.

[insomniac-arrest]

Look, medication and therapy are essential, but I think we shouldn't underestimate this form of treatment

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[chels]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Daniel Craig is not fucking around

[beautifulbisexualqueen]

Absolutely love Daniel Craig going off in this!!

[theterribletenno]

“In what ways should young men base their personalities around James Bond?”

“Any young man who wants to base his personality on Bond needs therapy.”

[churchsideblog]

american "christians" will tell you they don't believe in free handouts and then claim to follow a guy whose most famous miracles include a significant quantity of free handouts