Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”
It was about blood types
As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of
This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.
This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink
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i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so
May I present:
This monstrosity
Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take
My humble contributions
My Twinkies Halloween edition
Once at a slash convention I saw someone wearing a t-shirt with The Count from Sesame Street, you know, this guy
except he was saying, as best I recall: ONE, TWO, THREE FINGERS! AH AH AH!
A few years ago I worked at a gas station and we stocked Blow Pops. For non-Americans, these are suckers (lollipops? Lollies? Fucked if I know, suckers and lollipops are the same thing here) that have gum in the middle. When you order them for retail, they come in a box labeled “assorted flavors.”
…..which wouldn’t be a problem until you see one rung up as ASS BLOW.



























