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Slay this is my shitposting account. My names parker I use he/him. Im trans, gay, asexual, AUDHD and fucking pissed off at the universe

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I post about / have experience with:

Gay shi*

Trans shi*

Mentally Ill shi*

Furry shi*

Therian shi*

Neurospicy shi*

Disabled shi*

Chronically Ill shi*

Plurality shi*

And a bunch of other weird shi*

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To find my plant shi*, you can find me:

@parkersplants

To find my Art shi* , you can find me

@huggablespooder 🩵

#intro post

Pov someone calls you cute and you're so starved of affection you get on one knee and ask them to marry you.

So a few things I'm gonna low key trauma dump about some opinions my mum has that I'd like to uhh process...?

• 'cis' is a slur that "invalidates her identity as a woman"

• my mental health issues can be cured by just getting a job and stop thinking negative thoughts.

• she and my father know me better than anyone else ever will.

• she knows what's best for me and I evidently by default do not.

• I'm "not trying hard enough" to get a job.

• I'm infact trying to NOT get a job. But infact be a "doll bludger" for the rest of my life

• My australian political opinions are invalid because I don't have a job, and I don't pay taxes so why should I decide where taxes go.

• My transition, and affirming my gender / expressing myself with my body (piercings, hair dye, -not yet gotten tattoos-) are all just a part of my "Plan to make myself unemployable"

• My friends indoctrinated me to think that I'm trans because I'm naive and impressionable.

• Because I don't want bottom surgery i cant possibly be trans. (Im asexual and wouldn't use one if i got one, don't have the money and don't want the pain healing and allat if I ain't gonna uSE IT)

• If I date a trans masc, I'm dating a GIRL because he has a BUSSY (again I'm asexual and don't give a rats ass about what genitalia they have.)

• testosterone is preventing my maternal instincts and THAT is why I "think I'm asexual"

• even BEFORE i was on T i was hormonally imbalanced and A LATE BLOOMER so i didn't feel it (I started T when I was 21 or 22)

• People are confused weather I'm a girl or a boy in public and that's another reason I'm not getting job offers (I've had MULTIPLE people genuinely confused when I talk about having AFAB experiences like period stuff or mention wanting top surgery or casually mention I don't have a dick etc saying "WAIT YOURE TRANS?!")

- This is part 1 to this post if I think of more I'll make another post. Thankyou for coming to my yap / rant / vent 🩵 -

Had a good couple weeks without a hs flare. Then this fucker shows up 😭 (under the cut because its very red and idk what wound stuff triggers tumblr/ dont wanna trigger people who might be sensitive to stuffs like this... its not graphic tho!)

** also slight scaring on my skin from previous flare ups**

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Nice to know my lack of finnance and mental health at least entertains SOMEONE FAAAAHHK

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Haha get it because I'm Peter Parker... ahaha... because I'm... ok I'll shut up 🥀

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#i say this as a person with a likely peter parker alter #slay the osdd #haha i cope with trauma by laughing about it #Instagram

To the CUHNT WHO BEEPED AT ME while I was trying to parallel park. Shut YA FUCKIN GOB CUNT. YOU GIVE ME THE "FUCK ARE YOU DOING" GESTURE WHEN YOU YOURSELF CANT PARK FOR SHIT. If you hadnt left 7Km between you and the guy behind maybe Id have SPACE to not HAVE TO ADJUST 7 TIMES TO GET IN THE FUCKING SPOT. 🗣🗣🗣

Cunt was honking at me coz I was getting close to his car. MF THEN MOVE BACK AND GIMME SOME FUCKING SPACE IF YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING CAR AND WATCHING ME PARK CUNT.🗣🗣🗣🗣

FAHHHHK

I was good and didn't completelY RAM MY CAR BACK INTO THEIRS from pure rage and just parked elsewhere but I COULD'VE

#boarderline road rage #parking #parallel parking #fuck off cunt #shit drivers #vent post

TW Deceased animal mentioned below

I feel rlly bad. I found a bird the other day after hearing a "bonk" outside. It wasnt moving. And i picked it up to let it hopefully wake up on its own, kept feeling around for a heart beat, but didnt find one. And its feet started to become cold.... which I understood Immediately 🥀 I thought Id try to message some taxidermists in my area see if anyone would take it and maybe preserve its beauty but nobody messaged back / said they'd work with birds... so after 2 days of trying to find someone and 2 days of the poor baby in my freezer I decided i didnt want my family to find it in the freezer and have a go at me, so I burried it in the park behind my house. And said a little speech, that my nan and dog would take care of it on the other side of the bridge.

Im not religious. But I do feel like theres SOMETHING after death. So Im hoping my nan and dog take care of the poor birdy

Tw picture below:

Rest easy, I'm sorry I couldn't find a way to preserve your beauty 🥀🩵

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One flower for the bird. And one flower for my beloved Dog who was buried nearby too. 🥀🐾🪶

#tw deceased animal #tw dead animal #tw dead body #dead bird #taxidermy #birds #memorial #burial

puddingandp1

i'm sure he's fine

parkernoprivacy

Me when I get misgendered.

Gettin another blood test after waiting a week and a half for my T to "even out"

Last blood test said I was fighting an infection (DEF the hs flair up, aswell as the back acne I was getting that i wasnt sure what it was) but im getting another one, this time with a more painful and slightly worse flair up, so we'll see how hard my bodys actually fighting this, but I got my script for my antibiotic ointment stuffs that I SWEAR BY

"Mupirocin 2% (backtroban)" if anyone wants to try it. If I have signs im getting a flare up like tenderness and a slight bump developing, I just slap a tiny bloop of that stuff and spread it wide around the spot, and it doesnt develop into a big sore mess. It just goes away!! Which is incredible!!!

Ive been procrastinating getting the script for weeks because I've been trying to find the other tube I KNOW is lying around. But yesterday I couldn't sit down without pain between my legs in a really fckn annoying spot 😭.

So Im gonna do this blood test then slap some ointment on this bitch in hopes it'll just FUCK OFF on its own 😭😭😭

So sick of this shit tbh 😭😭

To add to that I've got a tiny annoying ass splinter in my finger that's like MICROSCOPIC and won't FUCK OFF. So another annoying wound I've gotta clean and wrap 😒

Also made another gp appointment so he can refer me to the hs specialist to hopefully let me help with some hs research for other trans masc people.

Ive read that Oestrogen HRT can make hs better... but I experienced the opposing. When i started T I went into almost complete remission.

Its come back because yknow it always does (fucken bitch) but I figured I'd give myself in for some research to help potentially other trans mascs suffering with the POS chronic FUCKERY

Edit: also I'm mainly taking the blood test to check my T levels

Sigh this is hard to explain to someone who doesn't have a European background or at least know that in most european languages they gender words for no reason... but my dad keeps adding the 'A' at the end of everything when referring to me and its starting to annoy me...

It didn't bother me much at first because I don’t know how I'd even ask him to stop, but now that we've had visitors over who speak italian, and THEY'VE gendered me correctly it feels gross... and annoying and i hate it.

Its always pet names too. And one time he slipped up and called me the guy version thinking I was my brother for a second... and it was great...... till he "corrected" himself 🥀

Idk its just annoying and its getting exhausting...

#trans masc #trans ftm #transgender #transmasc #italian #trans pride #trans guy #trans man #europe #european #european languages #italian language #trans experience

Dont you absolutely fucking LOVE when HS just... happens normally.. its just so great.

One spot heals. Yay omg no more pain.

Another area "hey giiiiirl how you doiiiin"

RAHHHHHHH go aWAY OMFJDKGKKEKFKCKDKEJFIJCJSFJJSJDNVJSKWIJFKXKAKRKCKAJFJSJRJCJE

Can I get a FUCKING BREAK 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

#hs #hidradenitis suppurativa #skin condition #acne inversa #chronic illness #chronic condition #chronic skin condition #pain in my ass #pain in the ass #fml #haha fml #fuck this shit #fucking sick of this shit

Market day today.

Had alarms set for 5, 5:30, 6 and 6:30. So I could snooze one and then make sure I'm actually awake and not accidentally fall asleep.

Someone in my system mustve clicked snooze twice. And then dipped. Because my FIRST alarm that went off to my knowledge was 6 😭 and I THOUGHT it was 5 so snoozed. So i woke up at 6:30 with 30 mins to get to the train station. And was half an hour late. DAMN IT so now Im gonna be late and rushing my set up 🥀🥀

Its fine though because I'm gonna FUCKING SELL OUT 🗣🗣🗣🗣.

(I'll settle for sell out EXCEPT the goose i made last night though because I'm madly emptionally attatched 😭😭😭 I'm worried I can't recapture that same vibe if I remake him)

Find my art @huggablespooder 👍🩵

I have no doubt that that's spilt coffee but EWWWW

#interior car cleaning #spot clean #car cleaning #cleaning #spot vac #vaccum #vaccum cleaner

My brother got a car for me to buy off him laterrrr ✨️✨️✨️

This was just the front seats.....

I cleaned this out with the spot vac thingy

#cleaning #car cleaning #spot vac #spot clean #vaccum #interior car cleaning #dirty #dirty water #gross #brotha eughhh #ew #ew brotha

parkernoprivacy

Hoi!! I wanna start a healthy conversation. About the whole topic of Trans-Masc VS Trans-Fem

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For context I myself am 23, He/Him Trans-Masc.

I've got several Trans friends, fem and masc, and I want to make a Zine about the trans experience from both perspectives.

Theres alot of online discourse about there being a Trans-Fight / War between the "sides" and I want to try my hand at trying to explain why I think its harmful.

Now let me clarify. I know that every Trans experience is different. That's just how PEOPLE are. Nobody's ever exactly the same, because nobody ever experiences everything the same.

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On one hand because of the nature of hormones. Testosterone is stronger and more "dominant" hormone. (Which is why Trans fems need T blockers more often than not to make the Oestrogen do anything) Trans fems generally are more "visibly trans" to the cis population. And yes some people LOVE that theyre visibly queer and extreamly confident and proud.

But there are others who would rather "Pass more", and fly under the radar. Because of the political climate and state of the world and how they're conditioned by transphobes etc to perceive us. Which is totally understandable. Because I too sometimes are scared for my Trans + American friends etc.

But I want to express that wanting to blend in and not be perceived is just as valid as wanting to be seen and appreciated.

Some Trans-mascs feel like they want to just be perceived as Cis-male. And while that's completely understandable (imo) there are other Trans-mascs who want to be MORE visible. (Like for example) I saw a transman on tiktok/instagram reels yesturday saying he had the ability to get key hole top surgery and be almost completely undetectable as Trans to public view. But he CHOSE to have double incision top surgery because he WANTED visible scars. / liked having visible scars.

And while I personally understand wanting to have your (cool af) top surgery scars to show off, I completely understand wanting to have no scar at and wanting to go undetected.

I don't know how I'm going expressing my feelings here. But I'm trying to say there's all this conflict of people trying to say "Trans fem/mascs have it easy"

And others saying the complete reverse!

We both have it hard in different ways.

Mascs have a problem (problem to some) of Hyper-INVISIBILITY in public

And Fems have the problem (to some) of hyper-VISIBILITY in public.

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I think the fact that we "fight" on these topics just harm us all in the long run. Because its making us separate, when we should be coming together and supporting eachother.

Ive got an amazing lovely Trans mum that "adopted me" as her son because my BIO-fam arent great with queer stuff. And its been amazing to feel like part of a family where I'm seen and loved for being ME.

But I HAVE had some negative experiences in the community. And it saddens me that we all cant be friends instead of enemies.

And I know saying this may be me fitting the "Fragile man" stereotype... but I feel like some Fems can come across really fucking MEAN...

And I know they probably fit the "bitchy girl" stereotype and its just not a good mix with a fragile guy and a bitchy girl. I just feel like sometimes there should be more neutral conversations about it. Where we both discuss what we feel like is harder for us, and we both compromise yknow?

I know some trans mascs comment on trans fem posts to get more "attention" due to the hyper-INVISIBILITY But sometimes posts arents made for mutual "complaining"

We both want to post about what's hard. And it seems like fem posts get more traction on the internet for their "hyper-VISIBILITY"

But we need to stop saying "well you cant complain because ABC is easier for you"

We can both experience hardships. And express ourselves on the internet. And we dont need to pull / push eachother to get our stuff seen.

We need to acknowledge how eachother feels and support eachother!!

So maybe if you're Trans fem (for example) and you see a Trans-masc post not getting much attention you can reblog/ repost and use that to speak about eachother and uplift eachkther. And Trans-mascs. We need to help the fems too! By explaining why Anti-Trans legislation & Trans exclusion (for example the bathroom BS) is not only harmful for TRANS PEOPLE (particularly trans fems) but also cis women etc!!

We need to come TOGETHER not SEPARATE from eachother.

Otherwise what kind of "COMMUNITY" are we really??

Anyways I feel like Ive yapped enough.

Please let me know your thoughts!! I'd love to have a conversation with you all!! 🩵🥰

parkernoprivacy

Just reblogging because I want more people to see and talk about this 🩵

#reblogs appreciated #please reblog #reblogging is appreciated #i'm just reblogging #reblog

Ideas for zines, that I'm posting here to keep me accountable to actually make and finish.

Goose zine. About my goose friends and the duck pond!

Teeny weeny zine, about my lil birb friends that I raised in highschool.

Back yard Lizard zine. About the lizards I find in my yard.

A zine about my dog, and the time he saved a bird trapped in the neighbours yard.