More penguin than human.

May the constellations be with you.

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever know which

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

I'm doing all at once

[bookbellandcandle]

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

[assignedmale]

[pineconely]

has this been done yet

(original image is from @fmamangacaps, everyone say thank u)

[killer-offical]

200k notes and I'll go to sleep on time every night. you're never getting me to sleep, its 2am.

[assignedmale]

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[yourladyindank]

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

[black-girl-against-feminism]

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

[kayrowsyrup]

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

[jabberwockypie]

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[systlin]

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

[tulparightsactivist]

[queerspacetheory]

[starkswhee-deactivated20230108]

[bundibird]

You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.

[awesomeavocadolove]

Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.

[headspace-hotel]

I saw a post on pinterest recommending “anti-cannibalism spray” for chickens and the comments were all people like “It works!”

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[findingfeather]

I am making a VERY big point of the Ally flag in all my pride stuff at work.

Feel awkward about people maybe thinking you’re queer but still want to clearly signal “queers are okay with me”? SURE. LOVE IT. HERE’S YOUR WEIRD FLAG.

Don’t fucking at me about allies right now, they are ALSO actually getting fucking killed over us. Take your puri-gay shitty tent somewhere else mine is great with people’s cishet friends and relatives showing up to have our backs.

(“but what if they -“ shitty behavior is shitty behavior I don’t care if you INVENTED queer sex, if you’re acting like a douche i’ll kick you out. wanna act decent and accept the premises of queer coexistence and freedom, cool, i’m not judging you for feeling ok with the gender title they gave you in the delivery room or being attracted to people with the other standard issue title, grab a pop).

[queercripintersex]

Agreed, and also what the hell is is going to take for people to recognize that there are cishet queers? Intersex, asexual, and aromantic people are queer, it's exclusionary to be using cishet as a synonym for nonqueer.

[anneapocalypse]

Setting aside the question of how you would even know who's "cishet" at Pride if you don't know them personally because it's not like you can always tell just by looking!!! I cannot emphasize enough just how important it is, especially at times like this, that Hetero Jessica comes to Pride and brings all her friends to wear rainbows and wave flags and buy some merch from queer-owned small businesses and eat some kettle corn.

While it is true that some LGBTQIA+ gatherings are meant to be more private safe spaces, PRIDE is a public event that is both celebration and demonstration. More people coming to Pride:

makes it safer for queer people to be there if they aren't out publicly.

sends a message to local businesses and local officials alike that queer rights still have a large support base and aren't a niche demographic they can safely ignore.

And as for the rainbow capitalism? Unless you have a plan to abolish capitalism next week, I am going to call it a win that my local bank and supermarket are out making a show of their willingness to hire trans people and give mortgages to same-gender couples.

We need all the solidarity we can get. 🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride.

[tinygameralec]

shitty behavior is shitty behavior I don’t care if you INVENTED queer sex, if you’re acting like a douche i’ll kick you out.

Getting this on a shirt cause goddamn some people need a constant reminder

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[crows-are-cool09]

"Well, it's not a handshake"

Not with that attitude, it isn't

[satan-offical]

ARTEMIS III ARTEMIS III WE ARE GOING TO THE FREAKING MOOONNN

[despazito]

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

@satan-offical this shirt screams you. LoL

[anonmuos]

@satan-offical this is in your daily wardrobe

[satan-offical]

THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING TIMES I'VE BEEN TAGGED IN THIS POST

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[goth-queen]

[bogleech]

[drtanner]

Casually crossposting myself:

[trix-the-artemis]

not to mention good graphics is an "easy" metric for companies since anyone (especially idiots in suits) can quantify if graphics have improved meanwhile game mechanics, visual appeal, and plot cohesion are all really hard things to judge (on a mass appeal level) as it requires expertise and risk taking.

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

[the-color-orange-offical]

is it not the nature of humanity to attempt the impossible?

@nug-offical-deactiv @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-offical @skyan-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @chartreuse-official @pegz-and-rexy-offical @potasium-offical @orange-morphsuit-guy-offical @the-colour-green-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @wawa-offical

and for the heck of it

@satan-offical

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

We will get this post to 10,000 notes; not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

/refrence

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[gayblooper]

@wub-cat @jinx-alter @anemonejinxy @bea-yotch @mysticaleldritchpunk @danger-noodle3

Sorry to bring y'all into this, but the idea of getting it to 10000 is too funny to resist.

@satan-offical

[gayblooper]

WE DID IT SHOW US THE MAID DRESS @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

ALSO THANKS FOR THE HELP @bea-yotch I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY COMMENTS YOU LEFT BUT I THINK IT WAS A SHIT TON

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

It'll be here June 17-24

[homosexuality-offical]

i’d like to apologize for what I’ve done

[10million-fireflies-official]

Do not apologise. This was necessary.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

pov

you are a sheriff who accidentally lets prisoners loose. You will be condemned to death as a punishment.

will you…

get killed and be loyal to qin

hell no, it’s peasant uprising time 😎

Voting ended onMay 12

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

HELL YEAHHHHHHHHH

[venuspenalty]

it's a curse