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we're not kids anymore.
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FANFIC RECOMENDADTIONS PART 9
two against the world by carolinaa
Summary:
“I’m Tim,” he says, though introducing himself to a puppy makes him flush in embarrassment. “Are you hungry?” The dog blinks at him, all scared eyes. “Where’s your family?” Tim asks. “Did they leave you?” (Or: Tim Drake finds a friend.)
timbin gets a dog and gets adopted double win ( bit of child endangerment and doggo endangerment )
abusive jack and janet drake?
FAN FIC RECOMENDATION PART 8
My Biggest Treasure. by Cute_Bear
At first it was small things, like the fact that he knew sign language (he's Batman, Flash, of course he knows sign language) or that he had knowledge of something strangely specific, but as their time together passed, they noticed... Something peculiar.
Or, after some invaders come to Gotham, Batman is obligated to reveal his family.
(Implied superbat?)
au where the batkids are younger and no one died
baby damian!!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54306367
Do you even make a sound? by felicialovescats
It didn’t occur to him at first, that he was thinking about it subconsciously.
Well, yes he decided on doing the things he did consciously, but he didn’t realise his reason for it until most things were done.
When he finally got to the last few items in his non-existent list, that’s when he realized that, oh. He was preparing for him leaving. Leaving everything – the night life, the WE business.
Leaving the Wayne family once and for all.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
poor baby that was so sad i loved it
If we are bombed and shot at by the Israeli occupation,
I will never forgive anyone who stood idly by. The least you can do for my family is share this post so our voices reach the world about Israeli crimes and the war of extermination against us.
We desperately need your help and donations; they keep us safe. I lost my brother in this cursed war, and I don't want to lose any more of my family.
Please help us and donate; your donations will save my family.
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FANFIC RECOMENDATIONS - 7
I Used To Talk When Did I Stop? by MarilynneCadance1218
Tim used to talk a lot. He used to love to talk. When did he stop talking? When had he become quiet? When did he stop feeling comfortable talking to Bruce and Dick? He didn't have to think long before it was supplied helpfully by his brain. Oh, right. That's why.
AUGH POOR BABY TIM HE DESERVES MORE
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guys im dying my exams are going so shit like why do i have to write an exam and sit for 3 hours
Guys, the war is said to have ended, but this is just a rumor.
Every day, people are still dying, and hunger, lack of basic necessities, and absence of medical care continue.
Gaza is completely destroyed, and even a healthy person cannot survive here.
So imagine my father, who is ill.
He urgently needs treatment that cannot be provided inside Gaza.
His health is deteriorating, and he is living only on painkillers.
We are trapped between worsening illness, a destroyed city, and total financial inability.
A chance at treatment and access to basic necessities for my family is all we ask, a chance at survival.
Your help could give us a real chance to survive.
Help us survive by sharing this message and donating.
Together, we can give my father a fighting chance. 🇵🇸🤍
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Not a Weapon, Not a Tool, Not a Soldier (But a Secret Fourth Thing)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57282226/chapters/145709281
Damian was confused. Damian prided himself on not being confused very often; it was unbecoming of the Heir of the Demon to misunderstand anything. He trained incessantly, to remember everything he was supposed to do and when he was supposed to do it, and what he was supposed to know and how to use that knowledge. His knowledge had never truly failed him before. That is, it had never truly failed him in Nanda Parbat. Gotham, on the other hand, was a completely different monster, and Damian was… struggling. Not failing. Never failing. Failing was one thing that the Ibn al Xu’ffasch could not do. Struggling was embarrassing enough. But it had become increasingly clear over the last few days that Damian had misunderstood – no, he had been misinformed of – his place in his Father’s household.
damian tries to kill tim for a sandwich and the others find out that he is more traumatised then they thought he was
Bruce Wayne, an omega, just gave birth and is horribly aware of how out of shape he's going to be for the next couple of months. Not in an insecure, self-conscious of how he looks way, but in an I can't protect my city if I'm not in the most optimal shape possible way. Except, they're both equally draining on his mental state (even if he doesn't want to admit to feeling bad about his body for a more... cosmetic reason). So Bruce has two problems: he's not as fit as he was pre-partum, and he feels bad about it.
His solution? Darling baby Dick as his workout buddy.
It's genius. He was already going to put himself through many intense workout sessions, but to counteract the bad feelings that kept nipping at him—despite very adamantly pushing them away—his puppy was the clear answer. Skin-to-skin contact with his baby makes him happy. Seeing his baby makes him happy. Being around his baby makes him happy. Thinking about his body makes him sad. Baby + working out = best outcome.
Cue Bruce reconstructing his regime solely based on bringing four-month-old Dick into it.
A mile jog with Dick in a stroller, after they've had breakfast together (Dick falls back asleep)
30 minutes of meditation with Dick, cuddled up in his lap and clutching at his shirt
A sparring session where Dick watches from the sidelines, giggling and clapping
30 laps in the pool as Dick tries to follow in a Batman floatie wearing little sunnies (with Alfred watching)
Target practice (for as long as Dick naps)
Lunchtime (he woke up from his nap)
15 minutes of coloring (per Dick's insistence)
5 sets of 12 pull-ups with Dick in a carrier on his chest, laughing at the sensation of being bounced
5 sets of 50 pushups with Dick on his back, treating Bruce as his personal rollercoaster, and tugging at his hair
5 sets of 30 weighted sit-ups, where Dick is the weight
And lastly, for Dick's favorite part
Kissing little Dickie on his chubby cheeks and button nose and little fingers (and everywhere else) (ends when Bruce gets all the cuteness aggression out of his system)
Bruce loves his baby. Dick loves his mama. Problem solved. He uses this routine for years until Dick gets too old, that's when he begins training with him.
The Many Colors of Robins
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53001802/chapters/134086291#workskin
the Batfamily doesn't acknowledge that there have been different Robins, and try to gaslight the Justice League into thinking that they're all the same person. Yes, even Steph. Told from Clark's POV, it was supposed to be lighthearted, fluffy, and humorous and then Jason died and it got pretty angsty
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Hawaiianpurplewolf
my friend: hey OP why do you have so many comics? me: ....i like the story? my roommate: bitch you bi
since tim might be leaving the robin mantle i really hope that dc does something cool. and reunite these two
#now make them kiss
Batfam incorrect quotes while I wait for my Sims 4 update to download :D
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Jason: Go to hell.
Tim:
Tim: Batman, Red Hood is being homophobic.
Jason: WHAT!? YOU'RE NOT EVEN GAY!
Tim: I'm bi.
Jason: ??? Since WHEN?
Tim: I have a boyfriend.
Jason:
Jason: Batman, Spoiler turned Robin gay—
Stephanie: WHAT!? I TURNED NO ONE GAY!
Cass: ?
Stephanie: Oh my gods, I turned Tim and Cass gay... I'm gonna turn all of Batman's kids into gays.
Bruce: Please, focus on the mission.
Dick, in Blüdhaven but he likes to feel included: I mean, how do we know Batman isn't turning everyone gay?
Bruce: It is not possible to turn anyone gay.
Steph: Nightwing, Red Robin, Red Hood, Batgirl two, Batgirl three, Harvey Dent, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Ghostmaker, Superman, Batwoman—
Bruce: Batwoman was gay before she met me!
Tim: That's the only one you're defending?
Kate: He even turned himself gay.
Damian: As childish as this is, I have to point out that Superboy and I also—
Steph: HE TURNED SUPERBOY AND ROBIN GAY!
Tim: Which Superboy specifically? They're both bi.
Bruce: I DID NOT TURN ANYONE GAY!
Dick: Someday it'll just be the gays... And Bruce.
Jason: Isn't Selina pan?
Steph: The plot thickens.
Tim: Wow, this whole time I should've known I was bi just from being exposed to Bruce.
Dick: It's like radiation!
Duke: Nah, am I next? I don't wanna date dudes, I'm definitely into girls.
Tim: I thought the same thing!
Steph: Till Bruce came along...
Bruce, shouting as Jim walks onto the roof: I did not turn anyone gay!
Jim: Am I... Interrupting something..?
Bruce: . . . No.
—
hey i demand compensation i was turned gay too
. . . Funny idea my brother and I had one day: What if the batkids continuously adopted one another?
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Jaybin: Yeah, B is in the middle of the adoption process, so...
Dick: Hey. You know what'd be hilarious?
Jason: Huh?
Dick: If I adopted you. That way, you'd be Batman's grandson. Make him feel old.
Jason: . . . 'Aight bet.
Jason lived with Bruce, he was Bruce's son, but much to Bruce's annoyance and irritation Dick managed to snag the legal rights over Jason, making him Dick's "adoptive son." But, it wasn't that big a deal, Bruce guesses. Anyways, that's how Jason became Jason Todd-Grayson-Wayne.
—
Now, Jason did not like Tim when he came back from the dead, definitely not fond of the little f*cker. However, he became somewhat okay-ish with his existence after Bruce's "death" and, also, thought it'd be funny.
Jason: Hey, pretender.
Tim: What?
Jason: So, you have no legal guardian since Bruce died.
Tim: He is not dead.
Jason: Sure, sure, sure, anyways, you need a legal guardian and I don't give a f#&$ what you do.
Tim: . . . Elaborate?
Jason: I have the papers printed out already.
And, thus, Timothy Jackson Drake-Todd-Grayson-Wayne is born and also Bruce's expression is hilarious when he finds out. Dick celebrates having a grandson and Jason realizes quickly how he's f*cked up whenever he receives calls from Tim's school that he dropped out of or has to get a call from the hospital when Tim has his weekly near death experience...
—
Damian was much easier.
Damian: Timothy, I have heard the most ridiculous rumor that you are Grayson's grandson and adopted by Todd!?
Tim: Oh, yeah, it's funny.
Damian: . . . I want in.
Tim:
Damian:
Tim: Bernard, you want in on this?
Bernard: Hell yeah!
Damian is a bit to proud when he holds up his new birth certificate, stating "Damian Thomas Al Ghul-Drake-Todd-Grayson-Wayne-Dowd." Bruce is really, really not impressed and Cass is so glad she's manages to avoid this odd family tradition...
So, by law, Damian is both Bruce's son and great great grandson, Dick's great grandson, Jason's grandson, and Tim and Bernard's son. Bruce eventually forces them all to a courthouse to get paperwork done so he can make them all regular siblings and all his children, but they all complain the entire time and Tim accuses Bruce of taking him from his Father, Jason throws in some fake tears, Dick makes himself dramatically pass out... The press eat it up.
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!
If Tim Drake was on Hot Ones...
... what wing would he start losing his composure on?
Wings 1-4
Wings 5-7
Wing 8 (Da Bomb)
Wings 9-10
Wing Warrior (Keeps Composure)
no hella way that boy white AF and lives off coffee
FANFIC RECOMENDATION-4
The Sound of Damian Wayne by Magnoliabee (@magnoliabee )
Summary: “He found himself wondering if anyone would notice before the spell was up. It seemed unlikely; there were often stretches where contact was limited between him and his family. Normally, it was not born from necessity but rather strife. And perhaps strife would bleed from this. He hoped not.” When a confrontation with a powerful magic user goes awry, Damian is cursed, robbing him of his voice. Or, communicate without a fresh bruise appearing, that is. What begins as an inconvenience quickly spirals into something far worse, as he finds himself struggling with the mounting realization: no one has noticed. As his silence deepens, so do the rifts with his family. He’s not helped by the many more sinister theories the people around him assume because of his new temperament. One thing is certain: he really, really hates magic.
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it is sad in a way that it hurts my stomach in the good kinda way
its so good, excellent writing, wonderful concept i love that it is damian centred we need more damian fics. It captured damian's character. and describing damian outside of him being robin chef's kiss.
Words: 62,601 Chapters: 14/? (not completed) Kudos: 3,644
le baby is hurting
