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cotton-eye-joed too hard and now my knees hurt (more)
How it feels to be queer & disabled:
i've seen a few transfem grace designs floating around and so far i only have only come to one conclusion
henry creel so autistic i can’t even call it a headcannon
Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie
Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.
And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!
ancient Egyptian robes
This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:
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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.
https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/
The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like
Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1
It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.
I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.
From Lost In Translation by @quekerahkerah (which is so fun, go read it rn!!!)
I’ve been meaning to make this for everyone asking for weeks and I finally found the time to do it. Thank you everyone who loved this cover, it is truly overwhelming the positive response this has gotten. For all of you that wanted a printable book cover this is for you!
Top = dimensions for a hard cover.
Bottom = dimensions for a soft cover.
And, because I am worried about Tumblr messing with the quality I’ve officially set up a Google drive to share these as PDFs along with the high quality tiffs for anyone that wants to do a custom hardcover (Please see this amazing bookbinding job by @autumn--stars!!!)
Additional thanks to @dathen who let me quote this post for the back panel of this cover~
Thank you again everyone and enjoy!
From Lost In Translation by @quekerahkerah (which is so fun, go read it rn!!!)
unfortunately i’m cursed with being right
Reblog if you say "Y'all"
based off this by @saltwater-goldfishy hiiii
so apparently ive been on this site for a year?!
wow lol maybe i should update my blog
PRIDE MONTH SPECIAL! Mod Strings has Opinions: Santa Fe and Jack’s Sexuality
Newsies is a film, later adapted into a stage musical, about the newsboy strike of 1899. Although in both versions of the show, the main character, Jack Kelly, had a female love interest, almost all fans of the show agree that he isn’t straight. The reason for this unanimous decision could be found in Jack’s solo songs about his real true love- the city of Santa Fe- which show through metaphor, word choice, and personification that he is attracted to men as well as women.
In the stage version, Newsies’ opening song is called Santa Fe (Prologue). In this song, Jack sings to his best friend Crutchie about how wonderful it is in Santa Fe. During the song, he emphasizes one thing over and over- a feeling of community and acceptance. He says that in Santa Fe, “Your friends are more like family/ and they’s begging you to stay’”. Sadly, LGBTQ people are often disowned or lose connection with their families, so it’s natural for them to want a new one. For people who lost contact with their relations, a strong friend group often becomes their new “family”. He also tells his friend that “no one cares about no bum leg in Santa Fe”. This imagined acceptance of disabled people could carry over to other minorities, such as LGBTQ people. Finally, both boys sing that they “won’t beg no one to treat (them) fair and square”- something that LGBTQ people still have to do to this day. Jack’s portrayal of Santa Fe as a place that accepts someone for who they are could contrast the way he is treated by straight society.
Just because Santa Fe is an accepting place doesn’t mean that Jack will find a traditional family. In fact, he seems to want the opposite. The movie version of Santa Fe opens with the lines “So that’s what they call a family/ Mother, daughter, father, son/ Guess that everythin’ you heard about is true/ So you ain’t got any family/ Well who said you needed one?/ Ain’t you glad nobody’s waiting up for you?”. A “Mother, daughter, father, son” is considered the “normal” family in America. It is also a heterosexual family, with two straight parents who each spend more time with their child of the same gender. Jack sings “So you ain’t got any family/ Well who said you needed one?”, even though the rest of the musical makes it clear he wants a family. In reality, what he doesn’t want is a traditional, straight life.
Santa Fe is associated with freedom, in contrast to Jack’s fugitive lifestyle in New York. In the movie version of the song Santa Fe, Jack sings “Santa Fe/ My old friend/ I can’t spend my whole life hidin’”. In the musical version, he sings that when he goes to Santa Fe, there will be “No more running, no more lying”. A closeted LGBT person might feel like they’re hiding their true self, or be guilty about “lying” to family. Although literally Jack is talking about not having to worry about going to jail, that could also be related to his sexuality- as gay sex was a crime in the USA in 1899. Going to Santa Fe then becomes a metaphor for finally coming out - and being accepted.
The most concrete piece of evidence for Jack not being straight might be found in the personification of Santa Fe. In the movie, Jack asks “Santa Fe, my old friend/ Do you swear you won’t forget me?/ If I found you, would you let me come and stay?”. By calling Santa Fe “you” and “my old friend” the song creates an idealized person that Jack is talking to. The songs no longer are about the whole city, but one person who lives there. He also sings that “When the city’s finally sleeping/ all my thoughts begin to stray/ and I’m on a train that’s bound/ for Santa Fe”. Someone’s thoughts straying is often used to indicate that they’re thinking of a crush or lover, and “when the city’s finally sleeping” implies that Jack has to keep this love secret- as he would if he was in love with a boy. The song Santa Fe may not be about the city, but about the male lover Jack wishes he had.
Although Santa Fe could be taken literally, there is an undeniable double meaning in the songs. Whether they intended it or not, the songwriters used metaphors, word choice, and personification to show that Jack Kelly is a member of the LGBTQ community.
santa gaaaaaaaayyy
Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what it’s about you have to be like “15 year olds having sex” or “a plant from outer space that takes over the world” or “teenagers killing people for fun” or “Alexander Hamilton”
“7 minorities deal with crushing poverty and the looming specter of death by being a dick to their landlord”
“Sesame Street, but like… for adults”
“This one time in the 1830s a bunch of college students decided to fight the entire French government and…it didn’t go very well.”
“Argentinian gold digger teaches her country the joys of fascism.”
“Disfigured guy in the friendzone thinks his student owes him a relationship for teaching her how to sing.”
“Woman who sucks at being a nun becomes a homewrecker, flees from the Nazis with new family.”
“presidential assassins”
“The ridiculously complicated love lives of anthropomorphic trains.”
The Newsboys’ Strike of 1899.
The secret life of cats
A factory that makes shoes, for drag queens.
A dance audition where whoever has the best childhood trauma story gets a speaking role.
Organ repossession
Jesus’ Crucifixion, set to funky rock
The first two Evil Dead movies condensed into one coherent plot and you’re the one who gets sprayed in blood.
So there are these monks…
So these two guys are writing a musical and get two of their friends to take part in it…
Ok, so like everything above, and a lot of Shakespeare jokes, mashed together.
Hey kids, let’s put on a show in a barn
All the people who have ever tried to kill a President of the United States hanging out together.
Somehow a love triangle is more important than the entire French Revolution.
A hard-boiled crime novelist invents a really incompetent detective and then they yell at each other
Teen girl in the Wild West shoots lots of guns
Class differences in the colonial Caribbean leads to a girl turning into a tree
Jesus and friends set to lighter funky rock
An Aristophanes comedy but with references to the Bush administrations’ lies about the Iraq war
a con man successfully swindles an entire town out of their money for weeks and does not experience a single consequence
Some of my favorites:
Preislamic iraqi prince falls in love with a conman’s daughter because he likes shiny objects, this leads to a major political figure being drowned at a party.
Shakespeare, but with a lot of secret gay pining songs thrown in.
Vanilla kids accidentally crash a BDSM party
The entire works of the Grimm Brothers, happening at the same time.
Lovestruck idiots on a boat
Conman thinks he can scam a librarian. Failing that, he attempts to teach Iowans music.
…and that’s not even getting into the stuff that’s actually for kids, which is even weirder.
the annual spelling be at a local highschool
lions experience a fascist coup
Sensationalist media, but with jazz!
A comic strip nobody likes, and not even the parts that are actually in the paper, just the meet-cute origin that doesn’t have anything to do with fighting smugglers
Man attacks inanimate objects, hooker cringes with second-hand embarrassment.
The Bible, just the regular Bible like from religion
A futuristic world with a surgery obsession.
The villain from the wizard of oz is a poor little meow wow.
Choosing a white guy to lead your union will only lead to him fucking it up for everyone
A young woman follows her boyfriend to law school to prove she’s not stupid and ends up dropping him for her law degree.
Toy story, but in a museum.
So like there’s this cult thing? And they induct this guy in by making him the protagonist of all life?? And it’s like historical fantasy but theres also magic??? Maybe????
I did this musical in high school.
okay well newsies already got mentioned so pick your poison:
six dead teenagers have to have a sob story contest with each other over who most deserves to get revived. they bicker with the fortune telling machine (who is also dying, courtesy of a rat) thats going to bring the winner back to life as they do this. the tone fluctuates so insanely between comedic and normal you’re sure to get whiplash
a very understimulated and bored 11 year old girl essentially gets adopted by the immortals living in the forest that is basically her backyard, and has to decide whether she wants to live forever to stay with them or not. also the antagonist is a hammy old man in a bright yellow suit who manages to go from funny to seriously dangerous and threatening
both of these shows will make you think unreasonably hard about your mortality and what you’ve achieved/will achieve with your life. they make me cry
Gay and/or nerdy Mormons in Uganda what will they do
Some kid takes drugs so he can be cool. It’s a supercomputer that teaches him to get laid but he still doesn’t.
Gambling but the stakes are your religion and your crush
A gay Jewish man cheats on and leaves his wife, who married their therapist, all while their autistic child bonds with his new stepdads and the lesbians from next door, until someone dies
Why putting the powers of who lives and who dies in the hands of a teenager is a Very Bad Idea
A novel that is apparently an American classic but I’m not American so nobody around me has heard of it
Sissi but not the cheesy movies
A vampire hunter and his apprentice who fuck up and everyone ends up being a vampire
A high school boy invents a friendship with a kid who committed suicide to bang said kid’s sister
Fraternity guys during the Second World War
Magical nanny
A really fucked up ex-con and his ride or die neighbor hatch a plan with entirely different endgoals.
shrek
Chess
A highschooler has a crush on a cop who convinces him to buy drugs then arrests him. Written by Lin-Manuel Miranda, the same guy who wrote Hamilton
group of teenagers that went into this amusement park and died and forgot about their friend with a narrator
salsa meets hiphop musical about real life scenarios and real problems. set in nyc because Lin Manuel Miranda ™
man with great thighs kills everybody to get home to family
The six wives of henry the 8th if they were a girl band
green and pink lesbians
a group of eldritch gods toying with normal people for their entertainment (starkid musicals spoilers)
I’ve got a few
A corrupt mayoress convinces population that magical water is coming out of a rock that a small child licked, nurse who works at local asylum dresses up in a French costume and fixes problem with the help of her fake doctor love interest.
man gets sent to hospital for a sudden brain problem and contains plates his musical and artistic impact while facing his possible impending doom. he is continuously harassed by a manifestation of his negative feelings about himself which is for some reason a man dressed as a frog on a bike.
Orpheus and Eurydice but like, industrial
Alice in Wonderland, but like... World War II and tuberculosis
it's gonna be may
IM SORRY LMAO
100% canon