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Welcome to my blog. You will find multiple ships, feels and funny stuff here.

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[greelin]

he’s so real for this

[greelin]

🤝🤝🤝

[funnytwittertweets]

[thenightgaunt]

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn't KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you're not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[charlesoberonn]

Censorship Georg

[tucsonhorse]

This is why an increasing number of libraries are adding a requirement to their challenge policies that challengers must be residents of their service area.

[starswift-borzoi]

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

[valdrake]

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

[starswift-borzoi]

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[important-animal-images]

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

[spazz4fun]

12/10 Excellent veterinary work!💜

[oohheck]

I'd like to book them for my next blood test please 🥰

[marciaillust]

curious. anyway,

[branden-aka-cowboyduke]

Never forget how far you’ve come, despite how far you still have to go

[the-haiku-bot]

Never forget how

far you’ve come, despite how far

you still have to go

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[rosemochi]

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[surprisebitch]

historians will be trying to decipher this in the future

[the-haiku-bot]

historians will

be trying to decipher

this in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catchymemes]

[science]

[somethinglikeanarchive]

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

[acheemient]

It’s that time of year again!!

[marlynnofmany]

Happy October 1st, everyone!

[xperiane]

[neopoint-blog]

woah bitch the fuck was that for

[hungry-joe]

[youlovetoseeit]

[kbokbok]

IT’S BECAUSE OSHA REGULATIONS! A SINGLE PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT MORE THAN FIFTY POUNDS! BAGGAGE HANDLERS ARE PEOPLE! YOU PAY MORE FOR HEAVY BAGS BECAUSE THE HANDLERS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM TO LIFT THOSE! IF THE TOTAL WEIGHT MATTERED SO MUCH, PASSENGERS WOULD GET WEIGHED, BUT WE DONT QUESTION THAT NOW DO WE?

[gehayi]

Ohhh. Thanks for the explanation, @kbokbok! I never knew that it was for the baggage handlers’ safety.

[studentlifeproblems]

[pom-seedss]

Me submitting my 5 page paper anyway

[beameized]

Okay but tad cooper actually became a dragon

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

And I actually got a Masters in English Summa Cum Laude

Thanks Tad Cooper

[lemonsharks]

Because Tad Cooper helped you commit the cardinal virtue of submitting a paper to an exhausted paper grader: making them laugh/being amusing/unhinged (in a good way)