Pluto boi

24/♓ uwu owo >w<

[artsyolivia]

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed co-author

[loish]

I’ve been a hardcore mermaid addict since watching The Little Mermaid at the age of 4, so I can’t not draw a mermaid for MerMay!

[traumasurvivors]

Here’s a reminder that if your parents/guardians were ones that threatened to “send you away” anytime you acted out or didn’t live up to their expectations, this was wrong and you deserved so much better. 

If you have trauma because of it, your trauma is valid. This sort of emotionally abusive tactic from parents/guardians can make a child feel that their love is conditional and can also make a child feel they can and deserve to be discarded if they do something wrong. I want you to know that you should never have been made to feel that way and that it’s okay to make mistakes. You deserved so much better than this. 

[traumasurvivors]

Clarifying that it’s still 100% valid even if you later found out they were “empty threats” to scare you. The emotions you felt and feel are still very real and it was still not okay at all.

[vilkas]

Y'all ever look at other sides of the fandom and just thank god you ended up where you're at

[seapunksundog]

[miscbones]

Me too! Please tell me when I do a good job!

[aniseandspearmint]

Okay, but this is kind of important. As kids get older, the amount of times they’re praised for doing something correctly, or GOOD really peters off until, by the time they’re adults, it’s seen as juvenile or immature to want to be told you’re doing a good job at something.

Mentioning this to a much older person has gotten me scoffed at, “Oh, so you want me to give you a pat on the back for/ every little thing you do/?”

Well, no, of course not. But I do like it when my efforts are /recognized/. It’s incredibly disheartening to put your all into something and have it go completely unacknowledged.

[kipplekipple]

When you start actively praising adults, things get weird really fast. People don’t know how to respond at ALL.

[skiplo-wave]

Poor police officer: PLEASE I HAVE KIDS

Carnage for absolutely no reason about shove their tongue down this man’s throat: good tell them you all can call me daddy now

[christopherbarnard]

Kenneth Cole ad, 1996

[yrustillfollowingthis-deactivat]

[sovietnam]

[heavensghost]

And at least I understood then the hunger I felt

And I didn't have to call it loneliness.

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning “this child is clearly queer but let’s hope it goes away”

sensitive, meaning “clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let’s keep going until they grow numb”

mature, meaning “traumatized but let’s ignore that”

[sepiascissors]

quiet, meaning “has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless”

self-sufficient, meaning “next to zero trust in parental figures’ ability in various aspects of parenting”

lazy, meaning “depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things”

[artissijamm]

BINGO I GOT ALL OF THEM DO I WIN A PRIZE

[thenerdkingqueen]

yes, therapy

[plut0boy]

But is the therapy free?

[clowniconography]

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

[clowniconography]

lets drink to that! *ive contorted the skeletal hand of the corpse to hold a mimosa glass*

[clowniconography]

shut up about zelda, shut up about locked tomb, shut up about spn. this is the only character tagged in this post that i approve of

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[jolyene]

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

[62101]

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[owochimauwu]

[cosmog]

forever mood

[irish-gothic]

[fidgetspeener-deactivated201804]

This only sounds condescending if you’ve painted this image of yourself that you have this complex mind that not just any person can read cause you’re special.

A lot y’all can be read to filth in a second, you’ve just been lost in this idea that you have a complex mind that would ‘take years’ to understand. Guess again.

[getaroomyoumotherfucker-deactiv]

[fidgetspeener-deactivated201804]

You and every other chuckle are gonna do the same thing to my comment at what point did you prove me wrong on your lack of originality and depth? I knew before I even clicked on the notes that you did this because that’s what y’all do, you use humor as a defense mechanism when your ego’s been attacked.

Not my fault you’re two-dimensional people that respond to criticism with tasteless memes as if it were a reflex. You’ll more than likely do it again.

[imjthm]

[fidgetspeener-deactivated201804]

Thank you literally all you’re doing is proving my point that you do this out of reflex without any thought (not that you’d have any) and by innate design you just recycle everyone else’s jokes because again, you use humor as a defense mechanism and honestly you can put that under my comment again if you want I’ve already had my point proven I’ll be sleeping like an angel tonight, thanks.

[blackfairypresident]

[frogmoss1]

DOES ANY ONE HERE HAVE SCREENCAPS FROM TUSK (2014) ENDING SCENE?

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99