Did a horse post this?

In case you've been wondering

[border-collie]

i'm like if one of those doomed horses that just needs a fucked up girl to be obsessed with them was a human being. someone bring me some fucking sugar cubes

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[takeme2urleadr]

U horse? Or are you bug maxing

I'm not a horse

I just like the horse game

[uwathebestgirl]

neighhh

[posts-by-horses]

Possible...

[shencomix]

You may be pure of heart, but are you dumb of ass?

NO I'M A HORSE!!!

I'M DUMB OF HORSE!!!!!

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[memorycycle]

we out here standing directly behind horses and making loud noises

[memorycycle]

these are the two horses im standing behind and they both kick me and their opposite energies cancel eacother out and i walk away ok

[posts-by-horses]

Partially Positive

[wadewilsoncoreposts]

[posts-by-horses]

Not yet

[stimman3000]

.

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE

[derogatoryemployed]

(via)

[joyandchaos]

@elodieunderglass hormpse. With legs. Horrible thing with legs tag rest stop?

[elodieunderglass]

they’ll need one after today’s onslaught!

[posts-by-horses]

Negative

[escuerzoresucitado]

[r0semultiverse]

@highonhorses

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[ominous-signs]

[canadianwheatpirates]

@nothorses

[elaanaa]

@posts-by-horses

[posts-by-horses]

Impossible

[my-never-ending-nightmare]

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

Why don't you start an only fans and sell pictures of you eating horses? People are into that

bc i dont eat horses????

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I don't eat horses either

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

?? im not a mama

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I eat beetles and lizards

[microwaveabl]

Woah mama he eats beetles and lizards

[posts-by-horses]

Negative..?

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

today i was presented with an apple barely larger than the diameter of a quarter and i ate that sumbitch in one chomp and thought of this post

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[inwardhardar]

[takethistoyourstardust]

no other warning like this is on any of the other products on the site.

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[aaaaaarchive]

[3liza]

can you get out of here

[wumblr]

[3liza]

thank you

[foone]

[posts-by-horses]

Partially Positive

[aaaaaarchive]

[weaselle]

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[isuggestforcefem]

Feed me estrogen from your hands like it's oats and I'm a horse

isuggesthorsefem

[posts-by-horses]

Positive

[girl-detector]

If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

[girl-detector]

I did too, hope this helps

[girl-detector-detector]

As did I.

[girl-detector]

[gimmick-thief]

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

give me back my fucking checkmark

[gimmick-thief]

no

[gimmick-thief-thief]

[gimmick-thief]

IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED

[lobster-detector]

Lobster not detected

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

how about now?

[gimmick-thief]

when life gives you lobsters

[spell-unlocked]

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT

[girl-detector]

Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?

[dat-physics-gal]

if they leave you spellbound

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

*touches soil*

Something terrible happened here

*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*

Oh Shit It's still happening

[girl-detector]

[galladegamer]

@geigermullercounter

[geigermullercounter]

RADIATION LEVELS: CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S A GIRL!

[girl-detector]

can we get a gamma spectrometer in here so we can know what kinds of girls are in there as well?

[posts-by-horses]

Negative

[girl-detector]

why am i not a horse :(

[posts-by-horses]

Do you wanna be a horse?

[girl-detector]

people have referred to me as a horse due to the profile picture so i'm rather used to being one

so i think it's a badge of honor to be a horse

[posts-by-horses]

Reassessment: Positive (in the case of girl-detector)