i'm like if one of those doomed horses that just needs a fucked up girl to be obsessed with them was a human being. someone bring me some fucking sugar cubes
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@posts-by-horses
i'm like if one of those doomed horses that just needs a fucked up girl to be obsessed with them was a human being. someone bring me some fucking sugar cubes
Positive
U horse? Or are you bug maxing
I'm not a horse
I just like the horse game
neighhh
Possible...
You may be pure of heart, but are you dumb of ass?
NO I'M A HORSE!!!
I'M DUMB OF HORSE!!!!!
Positive
we out here standing directly behind horses and making loud noises
these are the two horses im standing behind and they both kick me and their opposite energies cancel eacother out and i walk away ok
Partially Positive
Not yet
RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE
(via)
@elodieunderglass hormpse. With legs. Horrible thing with legs tag rest stop?
they’ll need one after today’s onslaught!
Negative
@highonhorses
Positive
if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.
hey what the fuck does this mean
Positive
@nothorses
@posts-by-horses
Impossible
Positive
Why don't you start an only fans and sell pictures of you eating horses? People are into that
bc i dont eat horses????
Woah mama I don't eat horses either
?? im not a mama
Woah mama I eat beetles and lizards
Woah mama he eats beetles and lizards
Negative..?
it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie
today i was presented with an apple barely larger than the diameter of a quarter and i ate that sumbitch in one chomp and thought of this post
Positive
no other warning like this is on any of the other products on the site.
Positive
can you get out of here
thank you
Partially Positive
Positive
Feed me estrogen from your hands like it's oats and I'm a horse
isuggesthorsefem
Positive
If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it
If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me
Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍
I did too, hope this helps
As did I.
give me back my fucking checkmark
IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED
Lobster not detected
how about now?
when life gives you lobsters
NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT
Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?
if they leave you spellbound
*touches soil*
Something terrible happened here
*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*
Oh Shit It's still happening
@geigermullercounter
RADIATION LEVELS: CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S A GIRL!
can we get a gamma spectrometer in here so we can know what kinds of girls are in there as well?
Negative
why am i not a horse :(
Do you wanna be a horse?
people have referred to me as a horse due to the profile picture so i'm rather used to being one
so i think it's a badge of honor to be a horse
Reassessment: Positive (in the case of girl-detector)