peace love and fun

hey! my name is Maria Jose I'm from Costa Rica. I am in al lot of fandoms so if you wan to know anything about me just ask away :) 

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[sailorzombiestar]

So I used to make fun of this guy for using the same face over and over. And you know what? Kudos on this made for actually taking the criticism and breaking out of his rut.

This is also terrifying and I hate it.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

“Kudos for actually taking the criticism and breaking out of his rut.“

Except it wasn’t criticism, it was constant daily harassment. Look, I’ve been making comics for the internet for 10 years. I made comics for BuzzFeed for about two years, but people love to focus on those comics for some reason. They were simpler and quicker because I needed to publish at least one thing a day. And I loved it! I learned a lot!

At some point when I was getting really popular, Reddit and Tumblr decided they’d had enough and launched a targeted campaign against me. Tried to doxx me multiple times. Sent death threats. 4Chan threads started popping up for the sole purpose of spreading rumors that I’m a pedophile. All because I was making “lazy” comics and getting a salary for it.

Also, it’s always the same 10 or so comics that got posted as proof of my laziness. I made 1,008 comics at BuzzFeed (I counted). I worked really hard for my extremely mediocre salary.

Now that I’ve left BuzzFeed and don’t have deadlines anymore, I can spend more time on comics and only draw things I’m passionate about (like my dick). But make no mistake—if you like my stuff now, it’s because I pushed myself so hard as BuzzFeed. I’m not better now because of the “criticism” I got from trolls on the internet. Don’t fucking take credit for that.

[spidaerman]

She gets it.

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

finally, a celebrity who doesn’t think all the world’s problems can be solved with a shitty rendition of imagine

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via taylor_welker)

[dorksidefiker]

I’d say that last one is a very effective ad for the product.

[clowniconography]

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

[clowniconography]

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

[hollowboobtheory]

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

[island-delver-go]

Look at this perfectly (mis)timed shot

Look at this goofy goggly boi

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

I literally could not interpret this image for several seconds as anything but cadtoonishly bulging eyes

[valtsv]

annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN.

[dechart]

[kisses4roach]

#two halves of a whole idiot

[dankmemeuniversity]

[timidfaerie]

1900s french lace cape / black arches moth

[parliamentrook]

aesthetic

[rem-ir]

Are you wearing the—

Moth: the 1900s French cape? Yeah I am

[gayeddies]

as a non-english speaking person, reading fanfiction in your own native language is probably the weirdest and most horrible thing ever

[lisbeibeth]

i just cringed so hard i felt it in my soul

[hunenka]

So true. And to me, it’s not just even reading (or God forbid, writing!) fanfiction. It’s even talking to fans of the thing in my native language… I’ve ran across several Czech fans who I wanted to talk to, and we always ended up agreeing to talk in English (about fandom-related matters) because it just felt too weird in our native language.

[hp-hogwartsexpress]

is this an universal thing??? It happens to me too

[asociate]

waiter: how’s your meal? shakira: it’s wonderful thanks shakira’s hips: she hates it shakira: son of a

[moami]

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

[torrythetorry]

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

[moami]

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

[kedreeva]

(x)

[everythingfox]

[macperalta]

“And if you ever want a friend to sit with you and silently listen to death metal, just know I’m always here.”

[adeles]

Let it go, let it go, can’t hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go, turn away and slam the door. / Show yourself, let me see who you are. Show yourself, step into your power.

[passionisbornunwantedlikeacancer]

[prettythingsncats]

Respect.

[thememacat]

Holy shit!

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

who is this

[the-dork-knight]

DO ME NEXT

[yerawizardsarry]

This is Jessie Graff! She’s a stuntwoman for Supergirl and she’s known for being a BAMF on American Ninja Warrior.

[therightdimple]

GOALS

[flatbear]

ask me how gay I am for Jessie Graff hint: as gay as her leg is high.

[somewhereinthedetails217]

This is the coolest shit.

[mrbenibo]

Fun fact: Melissa Benoist has to have muscle padding in her Supergirl suit so her silhouette looks like Jessie’s. The actress has to adjust to match her stunt double, which is rarely the case.

[glossynympheteyes]

this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

[dumpster-king]

It’s by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?

[porcelainandgold]

Actually, it’s Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is far…far….worse.

[whatpunkin]

Sorry, I’m about to geek the hell out.

The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.

First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it “makes the unseen seen.”

Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. They’re described as having paper-white skin and the Other Mother’s hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails don’t ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know she’ll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.

Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesn’t just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a child’s drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me she’s much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coraline’s life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.

On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my mother’s) lifetime unlocked.

Can you see why this book still scares me?

[hematite2]

Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasn’t afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said “oh I was terrified I just didn’t want to tell my mom”.

Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.

[petrichormeraki]