where am i

soap • 26 • heard ivy and ciwyw live you literally can’t tell me shit

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[davidhockney]

i like the sound of mourning doves, cicadas, trains in the distance

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[inthetags]

Reblog and write in the tags what fictional work (book/movie/etc) that few to none of your mutuals are into, but you wish they were.

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 21 hours 27 minutes

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 21 hours 29 minutes

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[dogpuppy]

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[tsunflowers]

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[sometimesanequine]

on it boss!

[horsefigureoftheday]

Breyer #712325 Josiah

[whysosirris]

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[bipolar4autistic]

[beemovieerotica]