Rating: cute
We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.
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Rating: cute
We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.
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when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man
the cutes..
This is kinda ominous ngl
Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.
[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]
your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean
i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber
[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”
he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]
putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)
beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age
BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL
this is literally the 92 bulls
MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND
it’s called a fade away jumper
Chain lightning is the best wizard spell because you hit one person with a lightning bolt and then OTHER PEOPLE also get hit by a lightning bolt. Literally no downsides to casting it in every situation possible.
If I had a nickel for every critically acclaimed narrative precision platformer with a female protagonist iconically associated with the colour red whose lead developer came out as trans within a year of its release, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but etc.