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i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected
@funnier-as-a-system
it is very rare that anyone actually notices her but when they do it makes me very happy
ok the people seem to like her so you also get to see her sisters
first is godawful thang she's a kubrow with kavat genes. the game took kavat variable elements (head and tail) and tried to apply them to a kubrow so she just has a kavat tail over her regular tail and a kavat head inside her neck
next up we got the scrungler she's a huras mixed with a vasca kavat. she doesn't actually have a body i dont think, she has a kavat head in there and a vasca tail and i think the game failed to apply vasca fur onto a kubrow frame so she looks like a piñata
then last we have raw chicken she's a kavat with kubrow mixed in so the game tried to look for kavat variable elements in a kubrow imprint which resulted in her just not having a head or tail. when shes sleeping in my orbiter she looks like a raw chicken hence her name
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
At some point in your life, you will mix a batch of cookie dough, look at it and say, "That's not enough cookie dough."
That voice might or might not be the Devil, but it WILL lead to you running out of every sort of flat surface, cooling rack and container that could possibly store cookies.
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.
if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already
I feel like the oceangate incident is one of the only times you can accurately describe people as getting “unalived”. like “death” doesn’t seem like quite the right word for what happened to those guys but they sure as hell are Not Alive
Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you
There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over
Watching the discourse wheel turn to "are usamericans of color still benefitting from imperialism?" & I'm (mixed Native & white) just like oh yeah I reckoned with that whole situation like. A while ago. Mad innit
Not a flex btw I'm not saying this to be like "I'm a better leftist than you cause I knew all along 🤓" it's just like. Once again feeling like I'm from another planet. Due to ndn reasons. Like this concept isn't news & yeah the dissonance cleaves your brain in half a little bit but despite everything you can still buy bananas in january. Ykwim?
someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it
the thing about "no one is talking about this!" posts is that at best they are weird guilt trips trying to make you feel personally responsible for the fact that you haven't heard about one specific thing happening that no one has mentioned to you. at worst they are just wrong because the op turns out to have no idea what people are talking about because they've never listened to another person in their life. either way I am not reblogging that
sometimes I think people forget it is physically impossible to talk about every issue ever. there’s so many. you can’t even know all of them let alone speak on them bc of that. of course people should be talking about all of these things but it cannot be every person all at once because that’s legitimately actually impossible. holding up genuinely impossible ideas of how to do activism that don’t treat time as a thing that exists isn’t actually particularly helpful because it just ends up making activism look entirely impossible and pointless to even try bc you can’t do everything instantly.
the idea of open borders really doesn’t seem radical at all to me. like, from having traveled in the eu and between scotland and england/northern ireland and the republic, i’ve seen that it can and does work. what seems extreme to me is letting people drown at sea, especially when it’s being done by the eu??
the eu having internal open borders but then having an extremely hard border around it is an act of racism. i don’t think i’m exaggerating by saying that, europeans are free to enter where african and asian refugees are forbidden
ok then why didnt you
In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this
Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point
some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this
^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.
Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling
The worst sin you can commit around so-called "woke" white liberals is pointing out that, actually, NOT every homophobic republican is gay!, actually, many of them are just evil cishets doing their thing, and the closeted ones affect people more through evil than through their gayness so why are y'all so fixated on it? Hooooboy y'all those liberals will FLIP THEIR SHIT because how DARE you fuck with their hilarious narrative turning every evil anti-queer politician into a good ol' fashioned fag like they deserve, it's actually SUPER liberal and cool and effective to blame all queerphobia on queer people, why are you RUINING our GOOD TIIIIME
"BUT DOESN'T GRINDR KEEP CRASHING WHEN--" no. Jesus it happened ONE time at ONE republican gathering. Yes there's a SLIGHT increase in traffic on the site for their gatherings - the same as EVERY SINGLE BIG GATHERING OF HUMANS. If you've been telling people "Grindr crashes at EVERY GOP convention" you've been spreading misinformation to blame queer people for the violence they face in the US and it's gross
The Vampire Moth: this moth can pierce through the skin on a piece of fruit and suck the juices from within, and it has been known to use the same tactic to feed on human blood
Moths of the genus Calyptra are commonly known as vampire moths, thanks to their bizarre feeding habits. They are obligate fruit-piercers, meaning that they primarily feed on fruit, using a specialized proboscis to pierce through the skin and then extracting the fluids from within, but at least 10 species of Calyptra moth (out of 18 in total) also use that technique to feed on the blood of living vertebrates, including humans.
Above: close-ups of two moths from the genus Calyptra
Vampire moths have also been known to feed on the blood of cattle, pigs, deer, water buffalos, antelope, and elephants, among other things.
In order to extract the blood from its host, the moth presses its proboscis against the animal's skin and then oscillates its head back and forth until it penetrates the surface. Then, according to this article:
As blood from the host animal wells up, it opens hooks on the sides of the proboscis to anchor it firmly. The proboscis has two parts that alternate between anchoring and drilling through host tissue using an “antiparalell” movement.
A bite from a Calyptra moth is red and sore, but is believed to pose no danger to human beings.
Above: the tip of a vampire moth's proboscis, showing the hooks that assist in piercing the skin of both ripened fruit and living mammals
Calyptra is a widely distributed genus that can be found on most continents, but blood-feeding behavior (also known as hematophagy) only seems to occur in populations that inhabit certain parts of Southeast Asia and Northern or Eastern Russia.
Some of these moths feed on blood only when they're located in certain parts of their geographical range, and then exclusively feed on fruit throughout the rest of their environment. Researchers speculate that those habits might be connected to differences in elevation, precipitation, or some other macroclimate conditions.
Above: Calyptra minuticornis
Hematophagy occurs almost exclusively among the adult males of this genus. The biological purpose is unclear, but many scientists believe that it allows the males to supplement their sodium intake as they prepare to transfer nutrients to the females during reproduction.
Above: another Calyptra moth
Vampire moths are also excellent leaf mimics; their wing-pattern, color, and resting position all strongly resemble the appearance of a dry, curled-up leaf, which allows them to blend in with their environment.
Sources & More Info:
Acts & Facts: Rogue Moths Didn't Start Out that Way
Purdue University: Investigations of the Vampire Moth Genus Calyptra (PDF)
Journal of Vector Ecology: Blood, Sweat, and Tears: a Review of the Hematophagous, Sudophagous, and Lachryphagous Lepidoptera
Medical and Veterinary Entomology: Wound-Feeding and Skin-Piercing Moths (PDF)
Entomological Society of America: Geographic Distribution and Differential Feeding Behaviors of Calyptra thalictri
Entomology Today: Vampire Moths Suck the Blood of Vertebrates, Including Humans
Nikon Small World: Photo of Calyptra thalictri Proboscis
The Daily Garden: Vampire Moths
Skin-piercing blood-sucking moths V: Attacks on man by 5 Calyptra spp. (Lepidoptera, Noctuidae) in S and SE Asia
In a chronology of 11 cases, male adults of scarce C. bicolor, C. fasciata, C. ophideroides, C. parva and C. pseudobicolor are proved for the first time to attack man (the author) and pierce the skin to suck blood under natural conditions in the field. […]
H. Bänziger, Mitt. Schweiz. Entomol. Ges. 62 (3–4), 215–233 (1989)
I think it’s important context to know that Calyptra look like this
(photo credit: debtaylor142 / iNaturalist)
Got attacked by many leafs