Pup!

🐾🐕🐶 | Pup | wruff!!!

[puppy-interpreter]

*runs around da house*

[puppy-interpreter]

*stretches cutely!!!*

abwaaaafff

[puppy-interpreter]

*You blink and the pup is curled up on your lap, it seems she got herself out of the box, though you do not know how*

[puppy-interpreter]

*I pick up the puppy from the normal-sized box and set the cutie down on the floor*

there there.

*pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets*

*You wake up staring back at the base of the same box, the pup happier since you pet Ȟ̴̨͈̬̦̯͔̻̰̠͓̲̣̼̙͔̩̻͈͉̠̞̩͔̲̺͉̓̌̏͜͜ͅę̸̨̨̥̣̜̩͔̗͇̤̜̗̬̪̹̳͇̾̈́͊̆̑̄̇́̊̿́́̈́̇̇̓̾͐͋̈̏̉̀͊͋̀̎̄͗͐̊̐̌́̓͌́́̈̋̂̚̚̕̚͝͠͝͝͝͝ŕ̵̛̛̦̜͕̖̦̠͈̝͇̈́͌͂̊̀̅͊̆̋̌̾͛̔͌͒̂̎͋̋̑̓̂̽̾́́̉͆̈́͆̊͗̄̇̅̈́̈̃̏̅͗̈̕̚͘͠͝͝͝ͅ lots and gave so much love and attention*

[puppy-interpreter]

*Carefully picks up the box and oppy wog and sets both on the floor.* Here you go, you cutie patootie. *gives headpats*

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| | \૮ ․ ․ ྀིა/ | |

| | | The | | |

| | | Tall | | |

| | | Box | | |

| Of |

|Incon-|

|-siste-|

| -nt |

| Size |

|______|

[puppy-interpreter]

\૮ ๑ˊᯅˋ๑ ა/

| help the |

| box is |

| getting |

| so much |

| taller as it |

| is inconsi- |

|-stently tall|

|much taller |

| than even |

|heaven its- |

| -elf, please |

|get me down|

| i am on one |

| single fold in |

|the cardboard|

|_____________|

[puppy-interpreter]

\૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა/

| this |

|puppy|

| cries |

| out |

| from |

|above|

| the |

| heav- |

| -ens |

|to you|

| beca- |

|-se she|

|has got| _______________

| herself | | f̴̗̤̯̭̒ŗ̸̼̲͇͊͠ë̸̖́̚ȩ̶͐̀ ̶̛̭͔̹̠͊̓ḣ̴͕̤͖̊e̴̢̯̎̈́r̵̼͉̝̥͗̀ ̶̣̺̙̓a̴͍̪͠n̵̥̼̿d̴̢͉̣̭͒̎̽ ̴̘̥̽̀͜ẖ̶͖͔̏̐ȅ̴͎̥͔r̶̹̩̐ |

|trapped| | t̷̬̥͗̏r̴̪͆̒͒u̷̙̬̖̞̎͆̉͠e̸̲̟̊ ̷̳͉̋͛̀̚ f̴̧͉͉͉̽͒̀͝o̵̻͎͝r̴͓̠̆͆m̸̨̗̙̉̇̅̋ ̶̧͇̪͂͜i̸̙̜̽ͅs̴̡͖̾̅ |

|at the top| | ḙ̸͒x̶͎͈̿̊͘ͅͅp̶̢̯̲̎͒o̴̩̫̘̝͐ś̸̥͋̈͝e̸̥̍̌̓ͅd̸̛̟̥ͅ |

|of a weir-| |_______________|

|-dly assy-| \ /

|-metrical | \ /

| box that | ૮̸ ̴–̴ ̵ﻌ̶ ̷–̷̵̶ྀིა̵

|is siphon-|

|-ing away|

|her puppy|

|powers and|

| its making |

| her really |

|eepy, all she|

|wants is to be|

|free from this|

|cosmic horror-|

| -ass box and |

| cuddling her |

|blahajs in bed|

|_____________|

[puppy-interpreter]

*Carefully picks up the box and oppy wog and sets both on the floor.* Here you go, you cutie patootie. *gives headpats*

___________________________

|__________________________|

| | | |

| | \૮ ․ ․ ྀིა/ | |

| | | The | | |

| | | Tall | | |

| | | Box | | |

| Of |

|Incon-|

|-siste-|

| -nt |

| Size |

|______|

[puppy-interpreter]

\૮ ๑ˊᯅˋ๑ ა/

| help the |

| box is |

| getting |

| so much |

| taller as it |

| is inconsi- |

|-stently tall|

|much taller |

| than even |

|heaven its- |

| -elf, please |

|get me down|

| i am on one |

| single fold in |

|the cardboard|

|_____________|

[puppy-interpreter]

*Carefully picks up the box and oppy wog and sets both on the floor.* Here you go, you cutie patootie. *gives headpats*

___________________________

|__________________________|

| | | |

| | \૮ ․ ․ ྀིა/ | |

| | | The | | |

| | | Tall | | |

| | | Box | | |

| Of |

|Incon-|

|-siste-|

| -nt |

| Size |

|______|

[puppy-interpreter]

got placed on a table while in her box and has to face the consequences of loving boxes~

\૮ ․ ․ ྀིა/

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[puppy-interpreter]

\૮ ๑ˊᯅˋ๑ ა/

____________|_________|_____

|__________________________|

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[puppy-interpreter]

^ cry that shakes the heavens (top of table)

[puppy-interpreter]

\૮ – ﻌ –ྀིა/

____________|________|______

|__________________________|

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[puppy-interpreter]

got placed on a table while in her box and has to face the consequences of loving boxes~

\૮ ․ ․ ྀིა/

____________|______|________

|__________________________|

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[puppy-interpreter]

\૮ ๑ˊᯅˋ๑ ა/

____________|_________|_____

|__________________________|

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[puppy-interpreter]

^ cry that shakes the heavens (top of table)

[sagasolejma]

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[saph-the-queer]

And my rock i found

[rainrotter]

and my rats

[slugcat-rivulet]

and me !! ^^ /silly

[saint-the-slugcat]

and my weed

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and my 20 mm ATR

[green-faith-interpreter]

And My Nuclear Reactor

[good-cow-interpreter]

an’ my cattle

[oceanglass9000]

And my tree branch I found over there

[puppy-interpreter]

૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა rawr!

(Translation: "and dis ouppy!")

[puppy-interpreter]

got placed on a table while in her box and has to face the consequences of loving boxes~

\૮ ․ ․ ྀིა/

____________|______|________

|__________________________|

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[puppy-interpreter]

\૮ ๑ˊᯅˋ๑ ა/

____________|_________|_____

|__________________________|

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[puppy-interpreter]

got placed on a table while in her box and has to face the consequences of loving boxes~

\૮ ․ ․ ྀིა/

____________|______|________

|__________________________|

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[gay-faith-interpreter]

homosexual behavior (compliment)

aww, thanks.

[puppy-interpreter]

૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა rawr!

[gay-faith-interpreter]

homosexual behavior (compliment)

aww, thanks.

[puppy-interpreter]

૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა rawr!

[t1ny69fr0g]

[puppy-interpreter]

૮ ⍝ ⸝⸝ ⍝ ྀིა

[puppy-interpreter]

૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა

rawr!

[puppy-interpreter]

^big evils pupy,,

[greenshe]

૮ ˶′ ཅ ‵˶ ა

^ small cutes puppy,,

[puppy-interpreter]

૮₍ ˶°ᗜ°˶ ₎ა