Pyro The Bitch

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[pyro42069]

To all who see this my blog is a safe space for natives lgbtq and BLM along with all minorities if you are struggling with anything feel free to send me an ask I will respond and this go for all minority or not or even if you need someone to vent to that could be me I will not judge and I will not hate but if you come and are horrid against any minority I will be sure you are attacked here and anywhere else I can because this is a safe place for all who want help or just need to talk. Sorry for such a long post but it is important I tell all about this.

Also you may send me an ask for any reason no matter what because I love talking.

[scummy00]

which one are you?

(pls reblog + comment :D)

[polytrichumstrictum]

@cr1ngecultureoffical @pyro42069 i call ☌⍀⟟⏃⋏

[pyro42069]

@cr1ngecultureoffical is def crazy ass

[pyro42069]

Ok so I didn’t stand for the national anthem today cuz I’m not gonna respect my country if it won’t respect me and this dude near me goes bonkers and try’s to lecture me for like 3 mins about it and I just found it fucking helarious

[pyro42069]

Have you ever played genshin impact. Side note do you know how to summon a storm of fire

Yes I have played genshin I’ve actually been getting into it lately. And no I do not know how to

[alberteatsglass]

Hello this is @pyro42069 and me and cringe just made a fair video gonna go up eventually

[pyro42069]

This is false me and cringe live on opposite sides of the world

[polytrichumstrictum]

lets get postlimited before summer school guys >:D

[pyro42069]

Im about to unfollow you cuz I wanna be able to use tumblr without seeing the same goddamn post 5 thousand times

[enigmaticvariation]

[ginkobirchfalls]

I made something

[pyro42069]

Pink parrots are gonna win and I’m not gonna regret saying this

[alberteatsglass]

c!sapnap has chosen death

[pyro42069]

Why?

[alberteatsglass]

i'll dm you after i calm down

[pyro42069]

Fair enough

[alberteatsglass]

c!sapnap has chosen death

[pyro42069]

Why?

[alberteatsglass]

Give me clout plz cringe

[pyro42069]

I just wanted clout. :(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

[an-absolute-travesty]

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been told that I look like him before

[imnotsureanymore]

Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

[valtharr]

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

[tech--romancer]

Im gonna do something cursed

[tech--romancer]

God forgive me for i have sinned

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ

[the-real-peter-parker]

BILLIE EILISH????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Which one of us???

[mememan93]

yes

[milk-a-cola]

[fourteenzero]

[the-worm-man]

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

[archie-is-actually-a-girls-name]

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

[angrytexastoast]

[rembrandttheforbiddenone]

This is just the best interaction on the site

[alpha-tequila-uncle]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[nitholites]

I am, once again, reblogging this wild ride of a post

[nerdyagony]

this is like bohemian rhapsody if it was a tumblr post

[smallerontheoutside]

that’s it!! I was wondering what this reminded me of and that’s exactly it!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I see this post going around in so many versions and I love them all but I can’t help but to cringe every time I see my typo in the OP 🥲😭😭😭

[pyro42069]

psychoanalysis: you never think because your anons are off dude. Turn On Your Anons then we can talk

You forget I’m still pretty new to tumblr I had no clue that was a thing

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[little-ditto]

Not a sexual predator. I am infact

And don’t want sex with

ANYBODY!

[smooththegoofyshark]

I ain’t a pedo/map/nomap or whatever they call themselves and they all deserve to burn in my opinion

[blue-v01d]

I get this lecture too and I’m sick of my “friends around the fucking world” being used as ammo in an argument.

[n0vellla]

I’m not, I am literally on here to cry over fictional characters

[secretthingswithangelwings]

[toomuchtoread33]

Literally here to drown my sorrows over fictional characters with people who want to do the same

[fandomsficsandfeels-deactivated]

^^^^

I am one of those said people

[violetcancerian]

I’m here for the writing and the fandoms

[fehufehufehu]

I write a blog about runes and occasionally scroll, like, and comment.

[starflowerallan-deactivated2019]

Just here for some grown ass Danish actors and pretty forests.

[waiting4inspiration]

I too am the said people obsessed with fictional characters…

[simplyclockwork]

Fuck pedophiles fr

[skater-sides-deactivated2020100]

I get that we need the safety talk but I had a little trouble with what time of the year my school did this in my first two years of high school. Early in the morning the first month you get back from Christmas. What fun ruining our happy time back from break. I’m just interested in fandom and the characters in it. I even work on my own things for the fandoms I’m in.

[theblackberrygirl]

Yeah I hate when people are like “but they could be a predator!” ALL WE DO IS SCREAM ABOUT EMILY PRENTISS OK

[chaoticgremlinwholikescheese]

….we’re all just fandom psychos. Plus I’m pretty sure if a child predator showed up the whole of tumblr would destroy them

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

(( @chaoticgremlinwholikescheese yep. And I’m just here to cry over fictional characters.))

[theowlsarequeer]

Welp, I’m a minor. Hope there aren’t any predators on here! Hannah’s not my name irl btw.

[himbos-hotline]

I am here to go and cry over writing and kinda write my own thing. I need friends

[get-momoed]

im just here bc im bored during school

[finleycannotdraw]

I’m just here cause I draw David Tennant way too much

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[zackisontumblr]

1.7 million notes and…

[c-avenged]

This never happens to me and i will be very surprised if it does happen

[virgoboy]

send anons psychoanalysing me

[thatqueerchoirkid]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ do it please i have a love hate relationship with how accurate some of them are

[pyro42069]

This sounds interesting anons go ahead