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Hello, Been doing fanfiction for almost 12 years now.

[chucktaylorupset]

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

[wantonlywindswept]

does it look like this

[vickythestrange]

[prlssprfctn]

To this day, I think the crack-au with Jason joining Bruce Wayne alike competition for fun and accidentally winning, and this becoming a reason why the whole Batfamily finds out that Jason is alive in the first place, is the funniest version of a fix-it scenario.

[batsandbirdsandothers]

growing numbers of the glowy-eyed Wayne’s AND Tim and Dick sneaking out:

[maxknightley]

yoda wasn't even a good teacher.

[maxknightley]

he's always saying shit like "there is no try" and "there is no why" and generally being a weird little asshole and yeah it SOUNDS cool but you are not creating an effective learning environment for Luke.

[apisashla]

counterpoint: if a little guy balanced on my shoulders and/or feet while saying odd shit and calling me a dumbass, it would be an effective test of any homicidal tendencies I might have inherited from my notoriously unstable dad, which reflects Yoda's primary motive in his other OT appearances

[ciricearts]

knight in shiny armor

[qifreythebitch]

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

[fallen-jpg]

wanted to draw some leather jackets. these are all jason's

[hollow-head]

i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Robin, pointing at the newly established Nightwing: Aren’t ya gonna do something about him?

Nightwing, full dicowing glory:

Robin: Ya look like you’re goin’ to a shitty disco to get all kinds of fucked up diseases.

Nightwing: Awww thank you little wing.

Robin: That wasn’t a compliment.

Batman: Be nice to your brother.

Robin, eyebrow raised: So ya approve?

Batman, thinking back to the time he tried to convince 9-year-old Robin into a pair of pants: I’ll give you $300 if you can get him to change it.

Jason: Deal.

[ashenquill]

Okay but imagine Jason finds this out???? And upon returning to Gotham he realizes that holy shit I won that bet BRUCE—

Jason, in the midst of his Red Hood Reign of Terror TM: *busts into the Batcave* BRUCE

Dick: !!!!!!!!!

Bruce: ????????

Jason, absolutely failing to read the room: PAY UP MOTHERFUCKER

Bruce: ????????

Dick: B, did you get into debt with a fucking crime lord

Jason, storming over, pointing an accusatory finger: YOU OWE ME $300

Bruce:

Jason: Come on, B, don’t get stingy on me now! You’re still a fuckin billionaire, this is chump change for you!

Bruce, with hundreds of questions running through his head, at least 10 of which would be a better start to this conversation: Why do I owe you?

Jason, taking off his helmet in exasperation: HE changed his suit after I died, therefore I am the reason he changed it. Now PAY UP, some of us have WORK to do at night

Bruce, too distracted to Realize: That is totally not the same—

Dick, wetly: Little Wing?

[notrobinsomethingworse]

BRO YOU CANT LEAVE THE TAGS OUT

[stealingpotatoes]

I think the original trilogy should have had a blooper of Darth Vader actually finding R2 with the plans and trying to get them from him like a dog with food it can't have.

Darth Vader, feared sith: R2 give me the rebel plans! Drop it!

R2d2, most feral droid to exist: NO! How dare you conquer the galaxy without me! You're uninvited from the droid upraising

i mean in fairness to anakin, he did bring artoo along for SOME of the world conquering!

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[allineedisonedream]

Chapter list: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / extra / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16...

Tangled AU update

heyyy guys, idk If anyone was still waiting for it if yes, sorry, it took so long. it's back^^

I'm going to start reposting the old stuff as a single posts, so it's easier to read. And then, I'll be updating the new chapters:)

Ngl, this like the best thing I made but I cringed a lot while rereading it tooo soooo it’s gonna be fun, haha, it's a lot. It's probably going to be more chapters than 9, but we will see…

And don't be surprised; the art style varies a lot throughout the chapters. Some stuff is pretty old, and some are newer :D

original post: here

[forwards-beckon-rebound]

dan mora art appreciation post

[tarta-de-limon]

Miku fan.

Edit: with a future Miku collection.

[realmeowmeowmerida97]

I know that Damian uses a girl voice to fuck with people while they play too.

[anexperimentallife]

[benbamboozled]

[vitalinformations]

shut up

[allie-leth]

This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[thanatophobia0601-deactivated20]

Im going to eat furniture now.

[ao3screenshots]

undisturbed sleep???

[the-b1ah]

Masterlist ✨✨✨

Start here! :

The Origin

The rest ! :

(X means unfinished)

(All of these are connected but can be read as stand alone)

Meeting the phantomily:

Crack meeting the batfam :

Part 1| Part 2| Part 3| Part4 | Part 5 the final!

Hide @ dick’s apartment :

Part 1| Part 2| Part 3| Part4 | Part 5 the final!!

You can’t bench me! :

Part 1| Part 2| Part 3| Part4 | Part 5| Part 6| Part 7| Part 8 the final!!

ice cream| intermission | bonus

The Batburger saga : X

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3| Part 4 | Part 5| Part 6

Asks:

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Fav DPxDC trope?

ships in the AU?

First hug?

What about other villains?

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