Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

Regina Mills will forever own me

[marisatomay]

the annual vibe check has been released

[marisatomay]

it’s just an algorithm it can’t hurt you

[gryffodair]

Today in "Unnecessarily Gendered Products" : White Now Men

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

OK first that looks weird

…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

………….wait

WHAT THE FUCK

whaaaaat ?

that was weird ….

[notgivingin-swim-deactivated201]

posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

“hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me”

[gryffodair]

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

[toesucker]

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

[tamamita]

Tom and Jerry reaction pics are my favourite

[cafune-and-chill]

[tamamita]

[demilypyro]

[windginger]

Don’t forget the best one

[carnival-phantasm]

All timeless classics

[laidlays]

[beep-beepster]

[beep-beepster]

oh i forgot

[thus-quoth-the-raven-deactivate]

Y’all missed one.

[aymerictheblue]

you fools you absolute fools

[darning-socks]

every damn time

[susiethemoderator]

[carygrantsbeard]

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

[crazyintheeast]

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

[velmajinkiesdinkley]

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

[somespicyshrimp]

gays at christmas time: *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer* *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer* *watches the grinch and relates to no one but the grinch himself* *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer*

[sickchild]

everybody shut the fuck up i don't want to see any posts that aren't about baby gromit

[queen-of-dirt]

what about Timmy?

[sickchild]

THE ONLY VALID ADDITION TO THIS POST

[great-tweets]

literally what the fuck

[minimalistgrufti]

[logicalparafox]

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

[desidesidesi]

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

[banahbanah]

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

[pantaro]

Ms. Indianana Jonesette and the Queendom of the Crystalle Skullabella.

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[superpimplatin69]

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sex-obsessed-lesbian]

DAMNIT WHY DID I LAUGH

[ternvra]

Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes

[toshio]

[vinesforall]

T-roy: –my homeboy, who actually told me about Tinder–what’s up, Ray Ray? Uh, he told me to get this like, pokeymans app right here? So I went and got it, and they got these cool little characters, like um… dinosaurs, and ducks ‘n’ sh*t, y’know.

Veronica: [confused and upset] Then, uh, this guy shows up, and he starts calling the pokemon by the wrong names, I don’t know, just–on purpose, to patronize me, making fun of me? I don’t know what his deal was. Uh, he called bulbasaur–

T-roy: Dat’s onion turtle.

Veronica: –geodude–

T-roy: –punchy rock–

Veronica: –meowth–

T-roy: –that cat with the longass arms–

Veronica: –ekans–

T-roy: –purple sh*t!–

Veronica: He called diglett–

T-roy: That’s floor sh*t right dere.

Veronica: –and dugtrio–

T-roy: Das three floor sh*ts!

Veronica: He knew pikachu, but, [more upset] everybody knows pikachu!

T-roy: [nonchalantly] Oh, yeah, that’s pikachu right dere.

Veronica: He called weepinbell–

T-roy: –aw, that’s almost a pear–

Veronica: –weedle–

T-roy: –party weiner–

Veronica: –beedrill–

T-roy: –errybody know dat’s big dick bee!

Veronica: [unable to contain self] Bees don’t even have dicks! It’s a stinger!

[anxietyproblem]

[trytogethappy]

the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel

colorized by me

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

Never forget 🏳️‍🌈😔

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

OP you did a beautiful job colourising these shots

[penny-for-your-thot]

HIV/AIDS killed more Americans than the entire Vietnam War. President Ronald Reagan laughed while thousands staged die-ins on the steps of the FDA. Never forget what happened, and never EVER forgive.

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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hhngh… .. .. .…. … . ..

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[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share