BITE

I need to chew and rip and tear and shred.

[rockroseandheartache]

This is the most American thing I've even been to I think

[rockroseandheartache]

I'm like AT MY PRIME to cook food when I'm a little tipsy

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[teaboot]

“Jesus Shaves”

[kosmogrl]

[arcsi0]

the concept of senshi and grace having segments on tenna’s show came to me in a vision from on high

[macleod]

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s 

[macleod]

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

[macleod]

in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s 

[the-haiku-bot]

in less than two years

we will have adults born in

the 2010’s

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dovv]

[foreskinniest]

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[rockroseandheartache]

Back in my cold bed where I belong... if only my wife was here ....

At least it's cool and warm

It's both amd that's what it's good

[wolfythewitch]

Hey cooked cauliflower or raw cauliflower settle a debate for me Jesus artist

I don't think I've ever eaten cauliflower raw

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lunehowls]

commission for @hypocriticalhypothetical, tysm for the support :)

[rockroseandheartache]

I didn't think about the time fuckkkkkkk I have church in the ams

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[rockroseandheartache]

AGEGAP BLOODYMARYYAOI YESSSSSSSSSS

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[rockroseandheartache]

ive dicovered that when im soooo drunk that alllll my texture issues goo away lilke big chunk of fat whatevertrrt im the eater rn

[drakenhert]

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?