R.

[xbutwithlesbians]

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

[musique-de-la-nuit]

sign me the fuck up

[wheel-of-fish]

Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?

[musique-de-la-nuit]

S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

[thenightling]

If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula.  Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY

It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially

“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[jvlianbashir]

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

[deadmomjokes]

Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited

[rootbeermolecule]

if you guys want to read academic papers but they’re behind a paywall, get the chrome extension Unpaywall. when you visit a site that requires you pay for their journal to view the article, the extension will look for other open access sites that will show you the article for free, and it’s all completely legal. all that money goes to the publisher, the writer of the paper gets none of it. https://unpaywall.org

[sewickedthread]

If you can find out an author’s name, contact them. They may be willing to email it to you.For free. 

[softlytea]

Check researchgate.net and academia.edu! Also authors’ professional websites.

[hornplayingphysicist]

Reblog to save a life

[fuwaprince]

S/o to all the polyamorous folks who

recently found out polyamory was a thing

are in a healthy relationship with their partners

have been broken up with for being a “cheater”

are trying to communicate with their potential partner about being polyamorous (best of luck!)

are scared they will never find someone who understands their love for others

still feel guilty for loving multiple people

were conditioned to think their polyamory was a bad thing

[polyamorous-living]

WebinarJam Reviews

[polyamorous-living]

https://www.cheapphonesexhq.co.uk/

[celialowenthal]

So how was your Halloween?

[writingsforwinter]

If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

[amanuut]

Boarding School Friends 

By artist French School 

1837

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[pyrot3ch-nick]

Reblogging for DnD purposes.

[fish-food-s]

now i wanna kill someone just to see if i could get away with it

[roman-red-aesthetic]

Kat no.

[blueberryymacadamia]

me too kat

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

nO

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DO NOT MURDER

[lesbian-leaf-deactivated2019030]

so apparently, monocles became a popular fashion accessory amongst lesbians in the early 20th century. there was even a lesbian bar in Paris in the 1920s named Le Monocle.

#bringbacklesbianmonocles2k16

[reckonedrightly]

have some pics. le monocle was a wild, wild ride.

[mszombi]

I am VERY into this

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Vintage lesbians are my fave

[ruuzulapis]

Enjoy some self love

[the-bluespirit]

[ruuzulapis]

Thoughts of a Tired Superhero

Do you have those days where you are just so frustrated because you try and do the right thing and be there for people? As soon as someone says 'HELP' a cape magically appears on my shoulders and I have to fix it.

I don't know where this need to make people feel better came from but it is who I am. I get told by others to just say no, to ignore, to not stretch myself thin, but I can't do that. I physically can't stop wanting to help someone once they have asked. I get anxious and paranoid that all the worst case scenarios will happen. It doesnt matter if I like you or not. I have to be there to know you will be okay once the magic word is said.

It is exhausting though, and oh so draining. I don't feel good once the crisis is over and I get to relax. I want to scream. I want to cry. So many emotions go through my body and none are good.

[lgbtqhelpandsupport]

Made a lil thing in about 10 minutes because I was bored

[ruuzulapis]

How to be Me in Society

I've been struggling with this concept of how to be me for a few years now. I am a nonbinary, demisexual or even closer to ace, panromatic, polyamorous human who is raising my child as gender non conforming as possible. I know I am not doing the best in situations when it comes to my own representation or my childs but I am doing MY best.

I'm part of a very close minded family but I have been trying to open their eyes a bit. I am becoming more open about my identity. I'm slowly peeling away the high femme persona I spend so long putting on before I spend time to one that is more comfortable to me. I have brought another partner to meet my family and introduced them as my partner while also reassuring that my nesting partner is aware. I faced the consequences of my family realizing I am not straight. I am standing up more and more for my little one to figure out their gender with having to focus on sexual organs.

I am hesitant but I am trying to make the people in my life see me for me. I dont want to hide. I want to be recognized. I am here.

[hungryhungryhippo3]

AARON EHASZ YOU SLY DOG

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

[cl0udyd4z3]

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

[yayfeminism]

‘Barbie’s Got a New Body’

‘“Hello, I’m a fat person, fat, fat, fat,”

A 6-year-old girl giving voice for the first time to curvy Barbie sings in a testing room at Mattel’s headquarters. Her playmates erupt in laughter.

When an adult comes into the room and asks her if she sees a difference between the dolls’ bodies, she modifies her language. “This one’s a little chubbier,” she says. Girls in other sessions are similarly careful about labels. “She’s, well, you know,” says an 8-year-old as she uses her hands to gesture a curvier woman. A shy 7-year-old refuses to say the word fat to describe the doll, instead spelling it out, “F, a, t.”’

“I don’t want to hurt her feelings,” she says a little desperately.

As always, Barbie acts as a Rorschach test for the girls who play with her—and the adults who evaluate her. It’s a testament to anti-bullying curriculums in elementary schools that none of the girls would use words like fat in front of an adult, which Barbie’s research team says wasn’t true even three years ago. Still, the girls learning the ways of political correctness do not as wholeheartedly embrace the new dolls as their moms.

“We see it a lot. The adult leaves the room and they undress the curvy Barbie and snicker a little bit,” says Tania Missad, who runs the research team for Mattel’s girls portfolio. “For me, it’s these moments where it just really sets in how important it is we do this. Over time I would love it if a girl wouldn’t snicker and just think of it as another beautiful doll.”

It’s a sign that even kids as young as 6 or 7 are already conditioned for a particular silhouette in their dolls, and it highlights Mattel’s challenge. Mazzocco reflects on her experience with her daughters (two Barbie fans, one not) when she talks about the diversity imperative at the brand. “I do all kinds of things for my kids that they don’t like or understand, from telling them to do their homework to eating their vegetables,” she says. “This is very similar. It’s my responsibility to make sure that they have inclusivity in their lives even if it doesn’t register for them.”

[beautilation]

Read. This. Article. 

[love-geofffree-deactivated20190]

This is so disturbing because the curvy barbie isn’t even fat

And the fat she does have is distributed on socially acceptable places