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[sadl1zard]

I just love her

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[antiqueanimals]

Mosaic from Pompeii; circa 100 BC.

[striders]

kind of a milf.

[striders]

none needed brother

[sniffanimal]

i finally decide to draw some dcc fanart, and i draw this,

[mastahpotato]

Donut drunk on Dirty Shirleys!!

sis is lost in the sauce

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

ok

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[tlirsgender]

I love postal service in a way that can't be neurotypical but maybe we should all appreciate the concept of mail more than we do. As a society

[tlirsgender]

If I applied to work at the post office and at the "why do you want to work here?" I was unironically, earnestly, genuinely like "I just really love mail and I love what you do" would they hire me. Like they'd have to, right. If I'm so sincere

[tlirsgender]

Everybody talks about how to be less autistic at job interviews but have we tried a different approach

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[highwatermark]

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[cpericardium]

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[animentality]