Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes

[sanders-sidebyside]

my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like

Deceit

pal

your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits

[what-even-is-thiss]

Snake tits.

Snake titties.

Snitties

Tough snitties (snake titties)

[softestvirgil]

Roman, you good, fahm?

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, but that’s unrelated to the snake tits.

[softestvirgil]

Snits

[pattykrabbies]

Ok, but consider:

Snipples

[what-even-is-thiss]

Snipples

[lukegrim]

[pattykrabbies]

I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the snake titties clapping together what was that @dabub167

hhhng, Thomas, im trying to win a court case but I’m

Dummy Thicc

and the clap of my

Snitties

is distracting the judge

[sanders-sidebyside]

i’m going to get hella buff just so I can suplex all of u

[pattykrabbies]

Understandable, have a nice day

[warnadudenexttime]

Great news! This fandom is canceled :D

no one on this thread is free of sin

[de-vile]

Deceit:

I arrive to the court room.

Suit: on

Patton: pissed off

Roman: thirsty

Virgil: anxious

Logan: nowhere

Snitties: out

Hotel: trivago

Deceit: oh

Hell nah

Sorry Patton but that’s

My creativity

[trix-or-treatz]

Cursed. All of you.

[alltimevirgilant]

omg i hate this fandom

[royallyanxious]

god, i love this fandom

[alex-logan-w]

I simultaneously hate and love this fandom

[csauce-and-chips]

I mean y'all like,,, asked for this

[midnightmagi]

I don’t know how to react to this and the art is making it worse

I hate this entire thread-

Snits out for the court

[nymphaeaheka]

ASDFGHJKL

[alltimevirgilant]

IT GOT WORSE AND BETTER SOMEHOW

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

I…

I NEED!

TO ADD ON TO THIS

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

HERE HE COMES

sexy goofbal shirtless deeyeet

[the-yerkes-dodson-curve]

I love this fandom so much.

[lizord-lord]

thomas im so sorry

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

B’)

[roanoaks]

Snitties for them classy buddies

[cryypt1dsstuff]

I’m just gonna leave,,,this here..

oh my lord i can’t believe i had to go into the notes of this post to find this specific thread

[fandersunite]

YALL I- WJEBENDJSHBSNSSN💀

I love this fandom

[trashbincats]

I have the sudden urge to add to shirtless deceit

Edit: I drew him and I feel like it was too well and now I’m just embarrassed 😂

[iamliteraltrash1]

SHOW HIM ANYWAY!!

WE DEMAND THE SNITTIES

[trashbincats]

@iamliteraltrash1 snits

In my defense, I do kinda know how to draw bodies from my first college class

OH FUCK, HE’S HOT

[rusted-but-golden-deactivated20]

oh

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

I’m gonna send this to my mum

every addition makes roceit more canon

[virgilfingsanders]

Ok all if this…. but the op said “calm thy snaketits”

Thy

[sanders-sidebyside]

u wanna fite about my word usage, pal? U wanna heckin go?? Put up ur dukes, I’ll bap ya

[a-art-blog-aaaaaa]

I… I just need to save this for a rainy day.

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

i know no one asked for it but here’s my addition to the famous snipples post.

Thomas i’m so sorry-

[plaguethewaters]

So what if, for like two days, this is the only post we tag Thomas in

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

[artissijamm]

IT’S SO TEMPTING TO ADD AN ADDITION.

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

JUELS DO IT

[artissijamm]

Temptation accomplished

(Thomas im so sorry)

[alchemist-shizun]

Why has this post crossed my dash again

[mallowbees]

In the court room, the snitties come out

@yalltookmyurlideas​ @the-duke-of-deodorant​ @ephemeral-afterlight​ @strawberryjellystuff​

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

!!!!!

[pontsalin]

@dailysandersidesaudoodles​ since you wanted me to add something onto this…

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

@pontsalin YEEEEEEEESSSSSS GOOOOOOOD

[nowitstimeforworldwar1-deactiva]

This is exactly why Joan had to tell us his name wasn’t Tiddylicious

[potassiumcyanides]

This is cursed

[discordzero]

Did anyone tag Thomas? Please do.

[theshippingroyalty]

…I’m gonna tag Thomas and Joan-

@thatsthat24 @thejoanglebook

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

Hey there’s more

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

My friend has made it apparent to me that if his titties are snitties, it is only appropriate to call his ass his snass/ snuttcheeks

[elvis-has-been-dug]

Yes of course his snitties are rivaled only by his snuttcheeks

[one-angry-man]

Please dont make it worse…

[mostcertainlynotcis]

oh boy.

[one-angry-man]

My friends made it worse…

Snitties, snuttcheeks, and a Snick

[sporkkles-irl]

i love them all holy fuck what is wrong with us

[mallowbees]

please ive tried to type like three different captions in response to this i cant

this is shit but i had to do something to add onto this cursed post

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

Yes

[cryypt1dsstuff]

I’m sorry

[green-ball-of-trash]

deceit has a S N I C C SNASS 

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

Snicc snighs

[green-ball-of-trash]

and those snicc snighs save lives 

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

Specifically roman’s

[rose-coloured-prince]

i hate this so much xD

[trix-or-treatz]

WHY AM I A PART OF THIS THREAD I DON’T WANT THIS XD

I stand by my previous statement that you’re all cursed-

When you’re supposed to be studying for finals and this appears on your dash-

DECEIT HAS LOVELY SNITTIES AND HIS SNICK AND HIS SNASS ARE S N I C C AS F R I C C

If I MAY-

[aleiimm-deactivated20200924]

SNUSSY

[toxic-luck]

So who’s gunna be the one to say snakes got two dicks

[sasmeo-bisaster]

Aw nice to see you again snitties post

Love the new additions

Can we have more snicc snass?

[softanxiouspatton]

IT’S BACK

Also may I add on with just… Socks

And I need to write a sequel to my Snitties fic

@purp-man it’s the post you hate love!

[alchemist-shizun]

Why does this still exist

[de-vile]

I kinda stopped rebloggong this post because it was really long but since y'all made me read the word

Snussy

with my own two eyes, everyone else has to see it too.

[willowaudreykeyes]

Oh fuck it’s back

AND THEY’VE ADDED TO IT OH GOD

[ambersky0319]

Oh my stars

I didn’t think it could go further but oh my fucking stars

[arc-gx]

This post just appeared on my dash ten times in a row I can’t handle that

[artissijamm]

PLEasE DON’T TEMPT ME TO ADD MORE

[ringwaldhaze]

You know what the issue is with everyone following each other here?

I see posts like this 10 times in a row

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

@artissijam *game grumps Palpatine impression voice* DO IT!

[yuna-dan]

I have been in the fandom since 2017 and I have never seen this post and suddenly I saw it like three times in a row.

My hatred and loved for this fandom has grown. That’s it.

[nyamafriend]

Ah, the famed snitties post

[queenofspades010]

Right so i caved in

[artissijamm]

OH MY GOD

[oh-fuck-its-anonymous-deactivat]

@snakes-with-hats

[jrwiyuri]

I- THEYVE ADDED TO THIS??!

[des-pina]

I love this. I should draw something for it. This is fucking wonderful

[jrwiyuri]

Oh no-

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Even being nudged down like five flights of stairs doesnt give me as much whiplash as looking at this post I swear-

[spooky-scary-virgil]

everytime this is on my dash it’s gotten more cursed

[grimm-needs-sleep-deactivated20]

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BACK ON MY DASH

and with one of my additions in my old url nontheless askdhjskn

[lance-alt]

am i the only one loving this thread?

[patches-of-mist]

And now it’s back.i have many reactions to this post but none of them have words to describe them.

[infinitesimal-braincells]

I’m fucking losing my shit

@thatsthat24 @thejoanglebook

[ego-tistical-prick]

IT’S TWICE AS LONG AS LAST TIME I SAW IT JESUS FUCK

[sanderssidesincorrectquotes1]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[atlasblinked]

your url just makes it better

[canuckianhawkbi]

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

[wyoming-bound]

Fucking called it.

[sanderssidesincorrectquotes1]

YES

[distractedboyfriend]

[papayafromtv]

so logan is the only one whos ever actually tried to walk away from the camera instead of sinking down right?

what if in the next episode logan just leaves the house entirely.

the next episode is all the sides and thomas confusedley and frantically running around in public asking everybody if they've seen the human impersonation of logic anywhere

eventually they find him in a bar downing vodka and ranting to this random dude sat next to him

[de-vile]

For every hour he's gone, Thomas progressively loses more braincells and makes even stupider decisions.

[ringwaldhaze]

They try to find Janus because he’s the last brain cell but he’s on the roof somehow

[feralraccoonman]

One of the sides: "Janus, get DOWN from there-"

Janus: "That would apply physical exertion."

Side: "COME. DOWN."

Janus: "NO."

[papayafromtv]

Virgil sneaks up behind him and pushes him of

Janus: OW- WHAT THE FUCK???

Virgil: Thats for pushing me down the stairs, uno reverse bitch.

Thomas: guys PLEASE we need to go find logan!

Remus: *shows up* well howdy-

Everybody: *screeches*

-meanwhile-

Logan, to some random bartender after downing 6 tequila shots and steadily getting drunker, glasses askew and tie around his head: and then he says 'bEcAuSe HeS mY hErO'. yeah motherfucker? if im your hero then why do you constantly ignore me huh bitch? bullshit. just bullshit.

The bartender, whos never been more confused in his life: yeah man, you tell em....

[sanderssidesincorrectquotes1]

Omfg...

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

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[sanderssidesincorrectquotes1]

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[sanderssidesincorrectquotes1]

Roman: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Deceit : Hey Remus, how tall are you?

[sanderssidesincorrectquotes1]

Roman: If Patton and I were drowning, who would you save?

Virgil: I don’t know? Both of you?

Roman: You can only save one

Virgil: Well, Patton, I guess. He can’t swim and I happen to know that you’re quite a good swimmer

Roman: What if I was holding an anchor?

Virgil: Then let go of it

Roman: But it’s a family heirloom!

Virgil: I’m leaving

[sanderssidesincorrectquotes1]

Logan: What are we doing?

Virgil: Wasting our lives

Logan: I-I meant for lunch