Claire Keane
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wallacepolsom
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Stranger Things
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Kaledo Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
AnasAbdin
dirt enthusiast
Monterey Bay Aquarium
#extradirty
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
DEAR READER
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@saturnloves
insane to say but no amount of insults or buzzword caution will make me feel as remorseful as someone saying “youre being mean” does
"you're gaslighting me and putting out negative energy that's really bringing down my mental aura" < "you're being mean"
"I hope this email finds you well!"
How the email finds me:
I hope this email finds you after wild sex with your slimegirl gf
That is not at all what happened to Howl before this image but I love your version too much to correct you.
it is actually
anyone: this actor improvised a line of dialogue!! haha isn’t that cool!
me, for the rest of my fucking life: tom hardy improvised the lobster tank scene
to go off of this…..I love most of the mcu actors. I think the casting department did a great job, and the cast is dedicated and respectful and fitting for the characters they play. but no one— and I repeat, NO ONE— has gone and will ever go as hard as tom hardy went
people keep trying to make “ladies and gentlemen” more inclusive.
I think we should go the other way around.
make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. “gamers and pianists”. “oil painters and swordsmen”. “vexillologists and entomologists”. “chess masters and diamond artificers”. “accountants and gendered individuals”.
we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say “wait what? which one am I?”
a very quick poem i just wrote, made from excerpts of texts my mum has sent me this year.
HELLO???
Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
Ok but both the additions actually miss the point of the original, which is that Orwell is fixating on something which is actually MORE RELEVANT to his concerns than the language issue
#I bring Alan Turing back from the dead#I show him GPT-3 and ask him if he thinks it passes the Turing test#and ask him what he thinks of our computers that are billiona of times as powerful as his#but all he can say#with unmitigated tears of joy in his eyes#is#you mean to tell me that they legalized homosexuality?
(via @compiler-specific)
Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
Ok but both the additions actually miss the point of the original, which is that Orwell is fixating on something which is actually MORE RELEVANT to his concerns than the language issue
#I bring Alan Turing back from the dead#I show him GPT-3 and ask him if he thinks it passes the Turing test#and ask him what he thinks of our computers that are billiona of times as powerful as his#but all he can say#with unmitigated tears of joy in his eyes#is#you mean to tell me that they legalized homosexuality?
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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
kentuckygender is when you aren't a girl but you still are somehow a horse girl
"The Greeks thought of language as a veil which protects us from the brightness of things, I think poetry is a tear in that veil.”
—Alice Oswald
oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water
Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
date a strip o gram & get all the uniforms in easy tear off styles! significantly less chance of them having done a racist murder!
i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8
I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.
this is what my anxiety attacks sound like
Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.
In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”
same koi in two different parts of san francisco
he’s a fictional character to you, i know him personally
all respect to Shape of Water, okay, but let’s remember the real gateway ship to monster fucking
This toon disney classic took all that Beast love from Beauty and the Beast, and ran with it. A whole generation of impressionable pre-teens never stood a chance.
