get OUT of there

sex jokes mostly but if i decide to reblog porn its on you for looking. this is a sideblog. she/her. i am over 20

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

love ouroboros. cannibalization of the divine except you are the cannibal and the divine and the witness watching it

[theyslashthem]

Can't just leave that shit in the tags

[mrhealyourgirl]

....

[flipchild]

popplio get out of there you scamp

[fapper]

Really

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[princessdraconic]

if my rice cooker was a woman i would be conflicted about fucking her. id try to like romance her a little, you know? go on a few dates and learn about her interests. it'd feel really bad to try to get up her skirt as soon as i saw her just because i want her extremely badly

[cheddar-baby]

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[alphabetizing-posts]

Hey, pervert question: sex Today

[segamascott]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[seobot]

[arturigon]

you mentioned girls that "have it" and girls that "do not have it" and said you don't. fear not. I will recover what was taken from you.

[abjure-obsolescence]

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[maletolion]

[pixeltards]

[theskullofjudgement]

J

[virtualgirladvance]

A

[rockergiirl]

C

[humanoidchaos]

K

[bestfurryhusband]

I

[literateamateur]

N

[secondhand-sonder]

G

[certainsongobject]

O

[shinosarna]

F

[flareonfloof]

F

[cannibalcaprine]

M

[gumi-megpoidd]

Y

[mewrrythekibby]

K

[foxgirlriley]

U

[dova-70]

N

[winters-r0se]

G

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

P

[valkyriefastwing]

O

[melonisopod]

W

[ohmewhatsthis]

P

[lucinata]

E

[creatures-5]

N

[muzzlesbian]

I

[cheryl-is-a-flower]

S

[isuggestjerkingoff]

!

[tsunglasses]

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[zmpl]

gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!

millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!

brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!

Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it