Scrub Daddy

[violentoffender]

[redfagdiver]

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[scrub-daddy-official]

Hello

[counting-offical]

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[chaos-ducks]

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[evilducks-offical]

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[ask-discord34]

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[traderotales]

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[the-random-ovibovini]

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[snomeraphim]

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[odysseusandorpheus]

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[ask-discord34]

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[purplezrb]

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[lowes-official]

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[ferns-fatale]

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[allegory-buried]

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[cheekytownstudios]

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[halfasleepforever]

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[darceythebee]

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[shellgonthefossil]

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[shortcakekisser]

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[joy-and-whimsy-official]

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[savi-of-ithaca]

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[wielderofarrows-deactivated2026]

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[ur-local-angel]

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[zippythescissorlicker]

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[literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli]

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[venatico]

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[thesilliez]

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[amazing-spiderlad]

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[screamingpotatocat]

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[scrub-daddy-official]

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[scrub-daddy-scrubber]

@halfofmysoulasthepoetsay have you. Used. A srmcryb daddy before. Buy one today. At walmart

[cr41g-tuck3r]

Yes scrubdaddy I have

i will not buy one at walmart

[scrub-daddy-scrubber]

die

[cr41g-tuck3r]

WHAT THE HELL SCRUBDADDY I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMIES

[scrub-daddy-scrubber]

I have no. Homies. Only enemies.

[scrub-daddy-official]

I am not affiliated with this account.

Also, you're not buying a scrub daddy from Walmart? Die.

[bunniope]

i'm up here doing air combo shit to her *INSERT GENITALS HERE*

[bunniope]

heh...just one thing, brother...

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: ' g a c t t *T GTA * AAAGGGGG agt gta t at …t tg, t… Ct ct:

Closest match: Carassius carassius genome assembly, chromosome: 48 Common name: Crucian Carp

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[scrub-daddy-official]

The animal crossing character!???!?

[pukicho]

I am taking draw requests on this post. Tell me what to draw

[bogibruh]

Draw a little creature. Make it as miserable as possible by your twisted mind

[pukicho]

Here's five

[the-cheese-man]

Draw a big creature, make him as jolly as possible with that twisted mind of yours.

[pukicho]

Thank you for letting me create something so joyous

[neomidnght]

please give him a friend

[pukicho]

Here's five

[very-much]

Now give him an enemy

[pukicho]

Why would release this guy from his prison???

[ides-of-not-march]

now make them do battle in the flames of war

[pukicho]

We should probably stop this before the eclipse brings him to full power

[scrub-daddy-official]

Guards! Impregnate that man! (Kill him I mean because this is a silly joke please do not draw big evil bad pregnant)

[pukicho]

do you think the pope played undertale

That copy of Undertale was thrown out the moment Matpat turned his back on the Pope. I guarantee you, the only person who hates Matpat more than the Pope is Toby Fox for having Mat be embarrassing enough to hand the fucking supreme pontiff of the catholic religion a copy of Undertale to play.

[scrub-daddy-official]

I don't agree with your opinion! Please let me know what I should do about it

[pukicho]

can I sexually harass you or is that not OK?

I feel like you can solve this conundrum out on your own.

[scrub-daddy-official]

Dude these are only the asks that we SEE

imagine the filth puki has to trudge through

[unpeeled-human]

help my gf called me clumsy little lady and i almost fell to my knees

[scrub-daddy-official]

If you were less clumsy you wouldn't have almost fallen

[gumy-shark]

the first rule of shipping is get aromantic with it. the second rule is that gender and sexuality are what i want them to be. the third rule is have fun and be yourself

[scrub-daddy-official]

1. Shipping doesn't HAVE to be "romantic." Okay? There are many types of non romantic relationSHIPs.

2. Aromantic ≠ emotionless?????

3. Why do you assume a "fuck fest" is anywhere

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm cooking a nutritious meal in the hopes to feel something

[scrub-daddy-official]

Feel the meat on your teeth, open up and let it beef 🎶

[scrub-daddy-official]

Look into my spongey eyes and tell me you love me

[i-am-a-fish]

I get a small wave of depression every time I see myself in a mirror. it feels like a punch in the gut, and I honestly have no idea what I should do about it

dysphoria really sucks, like, you'd really think I'd be used to how I look by now

[scrub-daddy-official]

@i-am-a-fish I'm sorry you're going through that. You might want to consider becoming a vampire? It's just 1 simple step, very easy. The- hang on- I've just heard the vampire in question is just too nervous to bite you because you are too beautiful. Sorry I couldn't be of more help here but I'm running out of vampires

[scrub-daddy-official]

ween dinchester

[scrub-daddy-official]

@i-am-a-fish I will scrub your aquarium clean but I will not touch the filter media so as to not disturb the beneficial bacteria. If you like :)

[i-am-a-fish]

I would not last ten minutes in the Ninja Bullet

[scrub-daddy-official]

I bet I could one sec

[scrub-daddy-official]

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[i-am-a-fish]

I would not last ten minutes in the Ninja Bullet

[cherry-the-idiot]

Fish????? What???

[i-am-a-fish]

this

[ailithnight]

I used to make my bedtime choccy milk in one of these.

[scrub-daddy-official]

Bro just get a milk frother are you insane????

[i-am-a-fish]

I would not last ten minutes in the Ninja Bullet

[scrub-daddy-official]

I bet I could one sec